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I Found bin laden. I'll Find you, Also. No Running And Hiding.

Just Toss The 25 Mill On The Pile Of Other Money I'm Owed.

(Update. Up To 27 Mill. Quite A Pile.)

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                                         On A Scale Of Beauty, I Am Almost A 10....If You're Counting Backwards From 11.    

 I'm The Steak. Dinner Starts When I Get There. F*ckers. Just Letting you Know. Just Letting you Know.

 Girls Go Where They Know I'll Be, Not The Other Way Around.

Dance, F*cker, Dance.

you NEVER Had A Chance.

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And 

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Teenage girls are essentially my fan base. I’m not going to allow you to attempt to erode my fan base…again. So go ahead. Win your championships. Go Whoop Whoop. Call me A Bum. Call Me A Loser. Call Me A F*cking Piece Of Sh*t!  Don’t Worry About It. Have A Good Laugh About It, Too. I Know I’ll Be Laughing….Because your kids Will Be Following Me. I’m Like (Am) A Superhero To Them. Now That’s Funny. Sleep Well.

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6/21/2021

A Musical Interlude

Inter”state” Missing Fingers Song

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WHOOPIN’!
On A Day That Ends In Y Afternoon
Say your Lit-er-ate?

Read Between The Lines:

There’s Miiiiine. 

WHOOPIN’!
Like Rememberin” How you Use To Adjust A Ball n’ Chain

So Do you Laugh At How you Used them To Write A Lieeeee?
Say GOODBYE! 

WHOOPIN!'

On A Day The Ends In Y
Only Yesterday….. you Had Fingers Tryyyyyyyy
Promises youll Remember Where they Used To Be
Could Flash Those Lights From Blue To Red (Try White)…Now you Can NO! Longer DriiiiIIIIiiiive
All Of These ... Fingers… And Where they Used To Beeeee. 

False Report Writin’  (Not To Mention… WHOOPIN’!)

Is The Hardest Thing To Do
With NO! More Piggies Left, It’s Hard Enough For your Swine To Count From 1 To 2
you Lieeeeee????....

Fingers…… GoodbyyyYYYYYyyye!

 WHOOPIN’!

On Day The Ends In Y
Only Yesterday…. you Had Little Piggies To Tryyyyyyy
Memories Of Where they Used To Be
Could Put Handcuffs On, But Now they Just SliiiiIIIIiide
All Of These Fingers….NO! Longer Belong To you.

(Ahem Ahem…..At The Elbow)

3/5/2021

40, 8 x 11 ½ Inch, Single Spaced Pages. Over 21,100 Words. And WON DUDE….That ONE. And If That DUDE Had Replaced All 21,100 + Of Those Individual Words With Just The Words “FUCK YOU”, The Message Would Not Be Clearer. (In Fact, Now That I Think About It, That Would Have Saved ME A Lot Of Time.)

And to the teachers and professors; I say “ALL THESE students SHALL'th PASS!”

they learn more from reading ME than they ever will from any of you anyways. Bitches. 

IN fact, I Set you ALL #FREE

METOO?  NO!     #MECP 

#TheCPocalypse

#TheCPandemic

#TheCPmentality

Ohhhh….A Special “Fuck you” To anne frank. Bitch, you never lived in “the state”. WHAT! you NO!

And NOW, without further Dudes…AHEM, AHEM….. 

PNess Pictures and Publications Proudly Presents:

The road To NO!where island

(This One Gonna Get ME The NO!bel) 

I Am The Ultimate Authority

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I Am your STAR. You Shall Have NO! Celebrity Before ME. There Shall Be NO! Fame Before ME. 

They Like To Say….lincoln Freed The Slaves (he didn’t). But, I like to say: I FREED THE UNIVERSE….AND your MIND.

Once you understand that all of celebrity is manufactured marketing, you will understand why those without the talent and skill of CP are those promoted and The CP is not. You will understand why others are on tv, in movies, on the sports stage, and The CP is not. Once you understand that it is not a merit based, but a corruption based, system, IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE. There is NO! reward for being the best. There is only reward for going along with the scheme and being corrupt. The system is ALL propaganda to promote WHAT! they want you to believe through those they want and choose for you to believe it through. Its based on who they want to be there because that person is easily manageable, easily manipulated, and willing to do what it takes to be what they want to be, ALL TO THE BENEFIT of those putting them there. Why do you think there are so many of these, “well he came from nothing and became this huge success” stories? NO! he (she) didn’t. There were more talented people. The difference was, that poor, desolate, people are easier to work with because they have nothing, will take far less money, and put up with an unimaginable amount of crap to be what they want to be or to be, by their their own definition, successful. The people in charge NO! this! AND they COULD HAVE PICKED ANYBODY TO BE THE ONE TO HAVE BEEN IN THAT SPOT BECAUSE ITS NOT BASED ON TALENT, ITS BASED ON WHO IS BEST FOR THEM TO DEAL WITH. Maybe that’s why you have so many stories about these actors and actress coming out and saying “I was molested, I was abused, I was this, I was that”. NO! why? because you probably had nothing and wanted to be famous and they picked you for that. The reason is, BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE, OF BETTER MEANS, WOULD NOT HAVE PUT UP WITH WHAT! you WERE WILLING TO AND EVEN THOUGH THAT PERSON OF BETTER MEANS MAY HAVE BEEN MORE TALENTED, THAT person WOULD NOT HAVE PUT UP WITH, OR BEEN COMPELLED TO DO WHATEVER IT TOOK TO BE THAT “star” SO THAT PERSON DOESN’T GET PICKED, THE ONE WHO WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES NOW SUDDENLY BECOME THIS TALENTED person THAT OVERCAME ALL ODDS. AND ITS ALL BULLSHIT.

There aren’t better black athletes than there are white athletes. Slaves were brought to the u.s. based on strength and pedigree, they left the less desirable ones in Africa. So, disproportionately, there are better black athletes in the u.s. because only the strongest and most athletic were brought to north america from africa. BUT proportionately across the globe, there are just as many outstanding white athletes as there are black ones. That said, the reason more black athletes make it in sports than whites IS SIMPLY BECAUSE BLACK ATHELTES ARE TYPICALLY POORER AND ARE MORE WILLING TO DO THINGS TO GET THERE THAN THE MORE WELL-OFF WHITE ATHLETES. PERIOD. THE BLACKS ARE MORE WILING TO PUT UP WITH ILLGALITIES AGAINST THEM AND MORE WILLING TO COMMITT ILLEGALITIES, TO GET THERE, THUS ARE EASIER TO WORK WITH, THAN MOST  WHITES. So, the powers that be select them, BECAUSE they BELIEVE, AND NO! ITS ALL BULLSHIT AND they TELL u WHO THE star IS ANYWAYS AND you ALL BELIEVE WHATEVER they TELL u, Or FLASH IN your FACE THROUGH THE MEDIA’S CAMERA REPEATEDLY.

Simply, A black athlete that fails is going back to the hood. So he’s more willing to do whatever it takes to make it. A White athlete that fails is going to go work for his fathers or his rich uncles company and not put up with the bullshit. The white athlete isn’t going to do anything and everything to make it in sports. So, you don’t have as many exceptional white athletes in sports. Just like a well-off person isn’t going to do everything and anything it takes to make it in the entertainment industry like someone that is poor. Its not supernatural. And the doing “whatever it takes” is what those in power and those with the money get off on BECAUSE they NO! they "MAKE THE “stars” anyways so having someone easier to work with just makes more sense.

BUT they DON’T MAKE THE CP. THE UNIVERSES BIGGEST STAR.

And….Isnt It Ironic…..That For Years you Would Say, “The CP Isnt A Real Star, A Real Celebrity, He’s Just Some Dude On A Screen”. But Now, you’re Nominated For, And Receive your Awards, Awards That Should Go To ME, As Just A Face On A Screen…I Must Be As Real As It Gets, Now.     #TheCPandemic

Its like being a professional wrestler, failing in gimmick after gimmick. Being on your last leg before you get thrown out of the company. Then the guy in charge says, “Hey, bald headed guy. youre down to your last strike. Got NO! where else to go. Theres a gimmick I got in mind, but you cant tell anyone where it came from. And you’re going to do this and its going to be successful. In fact, it already has been, just in real life, not tv. This is good shit. So, here’s WHAT! you’re gonna do:

“you’re going to go around giving people the finger, talking back to authority figures, talk to yourself while youre walking, listen to your watch like its talking to you, and say "WHAT!" a lot. Call yourself the ‘peoples champ”. Call yourself “the best in the world”. Smell WHAT! Im cookin’? AWESOME! YES! NO! Pink Star, Rated R CP Star, Hearing Voices In My Head, Walk With The CP, Bow Down To ME, Bow Down To The CP, The King Of Kings, THERES ONLY 1, Drink From Water Bottle Then Spit, Are u ready… Think you can tell ME WHAT! to do…Generation....XxxxxxxxX! (Which was NOTHING until I used it as a background music on my site . NOBODY knew WHAT! it was and it only encouraged cops to use the ‘think you can tell ME WHAT! to do’ part to harass ME because they’re mentally impaired). To The “FU”.NO!, FU! "you Just Made The List".

“Now this all this stuff belongs to someone else (AHEM AHEM), but we’re not going to have him do it. And we sure as hell aren’t going to pay him for his own stuff or even ask permission to use it because once we have you do it on tv, everyone will think it belongs to you and that HE’S the one copying you and they’ll arrest him and bring him to hospitals for psych evaluations. They see him doing all the stuff he’s been doing for years, but instead it will be you doing all that stuff on tv, and once people see you, on tv, do it, they’ll all think its your stuff that he’s copying because he saw you do it on tv (Which is WHAT! actually has happened to ME. Its documented. This stuff is not made up). Which will be fine by me, I make the stars anyways. If I want to take somes stuff and use it, I can do anything I want. The people cheer for who I tell them to cheer for. Nobody is ever going to see his webpage (WWW.CPPC21.X10HOST.COM) to verify its all his stuff anyways. This is good shit. Now go get that cup of tea and say its ‘stone cold’. In fact yeah, say that’s where you got the name from, TOO! This is good shit! The bottom line is, Im not going to pay the CP…I mean…other guy..never use his name around here… to come here and do his own stuff (hes too difficult to work with, too well-off, will cause to much conflict, my daughters crazy about him, my wife too, etc), but you’re out of options, you got nothing else, im already paying you and its going to be much more expensive to pay The CP to do His Own Stuff, so you do it instead. So its up to you…. so you gonna do it, RIGHT…”

And why is it, that its always the last guy on the roster, the guy with one foot out the door and the other foot only inside by a little piggy, that suddenly becomes the guy that befalls this incredible gimmick that rockets him (her) to stardom? Because the gimmicks are stolen and held onto until someone with nothing else to do, has been beaten physically, mentally, and emotionally,has stattered confidence, and is ready to quit or be fired, and is at the bottom of the salary structure,  BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY IS PICKED BECAUSE he (she)  HAS NO! OTHER OPTIONS AND IS WILLING TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BE SUCCESSFUL is given that gimmick that they don’t want to pay the person whos stuff they stole because that would be expensive, and they don’t want to give it to someone that is established or making a lot of money already because that would be cannibalizing something else that is already successful that they can use and that person is making too much money and this new gimmick would kick him(her) up higher. So, they pick the one that’s making the least money so that at the very least it takes years for that person to be making a lot of money at which time the person will be washed up, injured, burnt the gimmick out, or be dead. They save money long term if they pick someone willing to do whatever it takes because that person will never recoup the money he (she) should have been making at the beginning of the gimmick that WAS ALL MONEY THAT WAS STOLEN FROM SOMEONE ELSE TO BEGIN WITH.

Don’t think so? Well you haven’t looked at the multitude of evidence. I’ll just give you ONE. (oh and, incidentally, if you look closely, you can see mr. rated “r” non-superstar, minus the pink star and gimmick before they gave the guy they were already paying and had nothing else to do, aka wrestling purgatory, the stolen gimmick)

Exhibit 1:

"RAW" FOOTAGE (CLICK HERE)

Rattle snake, yellow snake. they’re all reptiles. I got falsely charged with falsely attacking someone with a bat. And they just made a bunch of money off stealing the story of the police report. Ohhhh Hell Yeah!!!!

big guy, you wouldn’t just lose based on content and material, you’d lose just based on proximity and geography. BEST IN THE WORLD. RIGHT here.

Thus, The ALL MY STUFF Era was born. The 'All MY ATTITUDE' Era.

Pro wrestling can bullshit you as much as they want about where all that, and many other things, came from, and its exactly that, bullshit. IT ALL CAME FROM HERE.

Listen. The guy steals stuff. And his son-in-law would be back humping trees in live-free-or-die land if he wasn’t such a “company guy”. And even if he wants to blame his writers for it, its still true. The writers need to come up with stuff to keep their jobs, especially from that guy. So, if their writers come across someone in life, or come across someone online, or someone in his kids peer group, and they don’t think they are going to get caught for stealing it as an idea to write into a script to take credit for an idea that will reflect well on them and help them keep their job, if not enhance it, theyre going to steal it. A lot of people NO! about ME. And a lot if people have read this site through the years regardless of it host. So yeah. they Steal. And WHAT! are you going to do about it…the guys business is the territories he’s run for decades. Territories that he acquired for the sole purpose of putting other promotions out of business so he can have a monopoly. So, if one of this guys primary territories is in ‘the state’, AKA “the road to NO!where island”, and he steals someone’s stuff and uses it, he’s just going to try to get rid of that person through his political cronies and police pals, by having that person arrested or sent to hospitals for psych evals because he doesn’t want to have to pay that individual for stealing his stuff, or even worse, give that individual credit for having come up with it and owing it in the first place, and he, no chance in hell, is going to allow that individual to be in a position to sue him over it. So hes going to try to get rid of that individual before the fact, before anyone NO!s why or that the stuff is stolen. So that it look like a legitimate action against the individual to people who don’t yet NO! the real reason is because hes stealing something from someone he doesn’t want to pay that individual for, or give him credit for.

And that type of action, IS A MAINSTAY OF THE WAY ‘the state” STAYS IN BUSINESS. IT IS TOP TIER, THE NUMBER ONE WAY, “the state” ESCAPES LIABILITY AND PRISON FOR THE WRONGS it COMMITS.

Namely, they get rid of the person beforehand using cases that destroy that individuals creditability and mental health believability so that they cant get in trouble for the wrongs they have done to that individual before the story about exactly what the wrongs were that were done to that individual by “the state” come to light, if they ever do.  PERCISLY.

you NO!...Its Kinds Like: “Yeah we Could, And Should, Have THE CP Do That, But Why, When we Can Just Have the rock Do It Instead.” Of course you do that. I mean, the rock is one of yours, isn’t he…I mean that’s how he gets all the stuff. hes one of yours. he’s not the most talented. hes not the best looking, hes not the best actor, hes probably not even the most jacked. But, he gets everything because hes in the club and instead of using who you should use for stuff, you steal the idea, and then have the rock do it. BECAUSE THAT’S HOW u GET PAID. There was a time the rock didn’t get anything. Left wrestling went to movies and he was down to his last 7 cents, or something. But then, then, this amazing story occurred and he got everything! There was NO! amazing story. There was NO! amazing transformation. he was the same guy he was before he started getting everything. WHAT! changed was you. you beat him down. Made him easy to work with, because he had nothing, then KNEW THAT you COULD GIVE him STUFF AND MAKE MONEY OFF him. That’s WHAT! changed. Then he was one of your guys and you’d be damned if anybody was going to make money other than him, BECAUSE THEN you WOULDN’T BE MANKING THAT money. So the rock began to get everything, because you stole from, OR GOT RID OF, EVERYBODY ELSE THAT COULD HAVE GOTTEN IT. Its not the rock going out there and “Getting” Stuff, “Getting” Parts. hes not out there beating people out for roles or winning them. Its you GIVING IT TO him BECAUSE THAT’S THE guy you CHOSE TO MAKE you MONEY BECAUSE he GETS you PAID AND SOMEONE ELSE (ME) WOULDNT. PERIOD. So, yeah, a real piece of shit. ISNT IT MAGICAL! WHAT! AN INSPIRATIONAL STORY! Bullshit.

And while we’re on the subject. Something about all these “Inspirational” stories you see across sports and other outlets. They’re always stories about how hard someone worked and the adversity they overcame in achieving their goals AND THEY'RE ALL BULLSHIT. Let ME tell you all something:

There is not one person that has ever picked up a ball and whether they worked at it for 5 seconds or 150 years, didn’t think they worked harder than anyone else that ever picked up a ball and doesn’t feel slighted when someone else gets the opportunity they think they “worked” harder for than anyone else ever to achieve. That’s just how it is. Everybody in their mind thinks they’ve outworked everybody ever for WHAT! they want regardless of how much actual work they’ve put in. WHAT! put people in those stories is manipulation and lies. And if your derek cheater or alex fraudriguez you can bet your life is a lie because neither one of those two motherfuckers ever worked for anything in their entire fucking lives. But, maybe, at least order the baseball package on your tv to at least give the appearance you give a shit, even though you’re insulated by the league from going anywhere, for at least 20 year, on the same team, at the same position, for 20 years, make an effort to at least give the appearance of it looking legitimate. Scumbag.

These aren’t stories of individuals that are talented and get over-looked then suddenly find their footing and become successful. These are stories of untalented people brought into the industry at the bottom, because they are easy to work with, then are used to have other individuals stolen traits, characters, personas, talents thrown onto them so that they can do one thing: MAKE MONEY FOR THE people they REPRESENT THAT GAVE them THE OPPORTUNITY THAT RIGHTFULLY BELONGED TO SOMEONE ELSE.

All of them, from sports, to entertainment, to politicians, to every walk of life STEAL THINGS THAT BELONG TO OTHERS AND BURY PEOPLE TO PROMOTE OTHERS they CAN CONTROL AND MAKE MONEY OFF OF FOR THEIR OWN BENEFIT. VERY LITTLE OF LIFE IS BASED ON TALENT, SKILL, OR BEING BETTER UNLESS you SEE IT WITHIN yourself. Don’t expect it to be rewarded. They’ll just thrown the credit on someone else and bury you. Someone that gets them paid. That’s how life works.

And Id bet “that’s all you got to say about that.”…….Uhhhhh welllllll because if you say anything else, you’ll only be incriminating yourself.

“Hotel, Motel, company That’s Not Sponsorin’…..If your Girl Starts Actin’ Up…you Take her Sister Then…..”

you Want The Truth? OK. Heres The Truth. See If you Can Handle It:

99.9999999999% Of People In Life Doing Something you Would Consider To Be Exclusive Or Special, Or That Requires Talent Or Skill Above Which Others Don’t Possess, Be It work, sports, music, tv, movies, modeling, politics, baking, tiddlywinks, or WHAT!ever ….Are Complete And Utter Bullshit. The Fact Is This: All Of Those 99.9999999999% Of people Presented To Be The ‘Best’ At WHAT! they Do Are Only In That Position Because they Have Been Placed There, Buy The People Who Run Stuff, To Take The Place Of, To Replace. The Actually Talented And Skilled Individual they Either Don’t Like, Cant Stand, Don’t Want To Pay, Don’t Want To Publicize, Is Being Held Down By Corruption, Is Being Held Back By Organized Crime, Or Is Being Colluded Against From Having The Opportunity To Succeed. Period. Then they Actively Get Rid Of That Individual So That NO! One Can Ever Witness The Comparison And The Scheme Uncovered. That Individual NEVER Gets A Chance. And Before you Say To yourself, “Yeah, But Im That .0000000001% that legitimately succeeded…..you ARE NOT.

How Does THE CP Continue To Prove HE Is The GREATEST At Everything He Does. Because THE CP CAN. NOT. BE. STOPPED. The Only Reference you Have To Prove That Everything THE CP Says Above Is True, Is Because Unlike Everyone, THE CP ENDURES. THE CP IS UNSTOPPABLE. THE CP BRINGS DOWN THE CURTAIN OF THE DECEPTION EVERY, SINGLE, DAY. Looking For The .00000000001% LOOK RIGHT HERE. The 100% CORRECT.

Oh you Cant Breathe? Ohhhhhh Well…Read This Webpage Some Time And See All The Things People Don’t Want ME TO DO THAT’S MY LEGAL RIGHT TO DO And Lets See If It Can Help you With your Little Breathing Problem AHEM AHEM

The Problem Is: All you see is the dead body. And Im telling you, the dead body doesn’t matter. you all complain because that person is dead. And Im telling you the action of that person being dead isn’t WHAT! matters. The dead body isn’t the problem. The dead body is the result of the problem for which if the problem were fixed, theyre would be fewer dead bodies, be they black, white, yellow, green, or purple.

Why is it that when the kid with the hoodie walking down the street gets killed, everyone gets upset. But when the Dude that invented wearing the hoodie and walking down the street has the entire gamut of events that could possibly happen to him, and more, EXCEPT being killed, nobody cares…… Its just “cops being cops”. its just “well, that’s the justice system”. its just “well you just shouldn’t have been doing that”. and mind you, the Dude that invented walking down the street with the hoodie had all these instances occur to him BEFORE the kid with the hoodie walking down the street got killed. So, is the real problem that some kid with a hoodie walking down the street got killed? NO! Its not. And as upset as you may be to hear it, the fact that the kid walking down the street with the hoodie got killed is not the problem. NO! why? Because the fact that the kid walking down the street with the hoodie got killed doesn’t matter. By the time the kid walking down the street with the hoodie got killed, it was already too late, BECAUSE THE REAL WAY TO STOP THIS, THE REAL PROBLEM IN THIS SITUATION, IS THAT you DIDN’T DO ANYTHING TO REMEDY THE LARGER PROBLEM WHICH WAS THE ORIGINAL DUDE WITH THE HOODIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET THAT HAD THE ENTIRE GAMUT OF THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM, BESIDES BEING KILLED, THAT ULTIMATELY LEAD TO THE kid WITH THE HOODIE WALKING DOWN THE STREET, WHO WAS IMITATING THE ORIGINAL DUDE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH THE HOODIE, BEING KILLED AFTER THE FACT THAT you NOW CARE ABOUT.

And that’s WHAT! Ive been getting at all along. Why does somebody have to die before anyone cares? They don’t. If issues I had raised years upon years before about all the misconduct I had witnessed first hand, that was done to ME, without being killed (like you could. HA! Pfffft!), if all the things that lead up to this type of conduct had been addressed before, it would have stopped these types of events from ever occurring; these types of situations NEVER would have occurred.

So, as callous as it sounds, NO! the fact that kid with a hoodie walking down the street got killed doesn’t matter. The fact someone “cant breathe” doesn’t matter. Because it should never get to the point that it should matter. Everything you need to prevent those things from happening is right in front of you. It just doesn’t become news until someone dies. All the ingredients of what leads to these people being killed is right there in the events of everyone that experiences the same things that doesn’t get killed. All of them. It systematic and systemic. Those are the issues that need to be addressed to stop the escalation of the killing. Its that simple.  9-11 isnt a story if those guys are stopped from boarding the planes. Its not that they needed to be over-powered or talked down from the sky once it happened. 9-11 doesn’t exist because it never would have happened and you cant appreciate the impact of something that never happens. Nobody would know about it. Do you know how many times a day something catastrophic could happen and doesn’t? you cant appreciate it because it doesn’t happen. Theres a lot of work that goes into not allowing bad things to happen LEGALLY. And it can be done without violating peoples rights. Appreciate that.

I not talking about fortune telling, or stopping people from doing things because of WHAT! someone thinks may happen. That’s wrong and unlawful. I’m talking about clear cut instance where all the elements are there, and evidence has been previously presented that allows anyone with a brain to see the eventuality.

Go back in time. Read the rest of the webpage, a lot of it is dated. How many times have I discussed issues that, if applied, would have benefited others and prevented future instances from escalating and occurring….

NO! It doesn’t matter that the kid walking down the street with the hoodie got killed. WHAT! mattered was when the Original Dude that invented walking down the street with the hoodie that the kid with the hoodies walking down the street was imitating, began complaining about all the things that you didn’t care about or have time for. That’s WHAT! would have kept that kid alive.

THERE ARE people THAT HAVE ENDURED FAR WORSE THAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH A HOODIE AND BEING KILLED, WHO WOULD RATHER HAVE BEEN KILLED THAN TO ENDURE THE THINGS IN LIFE he or she WOULD HAVE TO LIVE THROUGH DAY TO DAY, THAT NEVER HAVE GOTTEN ONE SECONDS WORTH OF ATTENTION OR JUSTICE OR PUBLICITY FOR ANYTHING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED TO them. BUT IN ONE SECOND, someone GOT KILLED ENDURING MUCH LESS THAN OTHERS DO, AND IT’S A STORY…AND OUTRAGE. RIDICULOUS!

Want to ask questions? Ask this question:

WHY DOES SOMEONE ALWAYS HAVE TO DIE BEFORE IT MATTERS…

Because if you had done something for all those people that endured, and endure much more, you would have EASILY prevented situations that cause kids walking down the street with hoodies from being killed in the first place. It wouldn’t even make the papers.

And Its Not ‘Stop The Steal’. Its ‘Stop Stealing My Stuff’ Its Been RIGHT At The Top Of The Webpage For About 20 Years. If you Cant Steal It Correctly, you Should Be Ashamed At Trying To Steal It At All.

You NO! This is an awful lot of trouble you’re putting everyone through over a guy that only ran for president because he thought I was. It would be much easier just to put ME in office like it should be.

And let Me tell you something about the founding fathers. The founding fathers came to, and started this country for one reason: they were pissed off at Britain. You can try to rationalize the reason why they were upset at Britain a million different ways, Doesn’t matter. they were upset with Britain. Why? Because Britain wasn’t letting them do somethings they wanted to do. That’s all, folks. And like any of you when faced with a similar situation when you go to a bar or a club and they wont let you in or kick you out for dong something they don’t like, they said to themselves “Oh Yeah!!!?? We'll show you! we’ll just start our own club/bar (America)”. And WHATS! The first thing you would do when you start your own club or bar in retaliation of the club or bar you got kicked out of or didn’t like the policies of?  you’re going to say: “SEE! We started our own club now!!! And you NO! WHAT!? Were Going To Let Everybody In It And Those people Are Free To Do Whatever they Want Here! YAY! (Middle Fingers!)”. The first thing you’re going to do, is to allow everything they didn’t allow you to do at the club or bar you got kicked out of or didn’t like the rules of, to throw it in their face! Of course that’s WHAT! you’re going to do! Its human nature. Its why you started your own club in the first place. IT’S THE SAME REASON the founding fathers STARTED AMERICA!

The founding fathers were pissed off with Britain and started America to do everything Britain didn’t want them to do to say “Fuck you, Britain!”, probably gave them the finger from across the ocean for good measure too, just as any one of you would like to when confronted with a circumstance you don’t like. And just like with you, after a while their upsetness (nice new word) would assuage or lessen and they would relax themselves first, then the grievance, then rationalize the rules and go on and have a life. BUT….

THE founding fathers NEVER INTENDED FOR AMERICA TO REMAIN OPEN TO EVERYONE FOREVER. they made America open and free because they were pissed off at Britain and wanted to show them up. Flip 'em off a few times. That’s all. Then after a few hours, or few days, or few weeks, or few months, or few years, or definitely by the time they all died, their being upset would have passed and logic would have returned and they would have said “OK, well, we showed them, but seriously, we cant keep this up forever, theres no way we can keep this country open to everyone forever. look at all these niggers in here, come on whos gonna be the first one to say something”. Only, nobody ever spoke up! Its like when you’re playing catch with someone and you’ve been out there for an hour, but neither one of you wants to say to the other you don’t want to play anymore, so you just keep throwing til someone dies. Bang! That’s America! The founding fathers get credit for being these incredible people that others should aspire to be for NO! reason. BULLSHIT! The founding fathers were like you. NO! who the founding fathers were? The founding fathers were the guys you go to a bar with on a Monday night that you sit around with and drink and watch football while they tell you about their crappy lives and say “yeah, I could that. you should have seen me play in high school. Hey, lets start a football league, we can call it America!” they weren’t even the Thurdays/Friday night bar crew. they were the Monday night gang. Maybe if they had been the Thursday/Friday night bar crew, there might have been some tail there to distract them from doing this stupid shit. (I don’t bar/club hop so this dramatization was included for the rest of you alcoholics)

Or you NO! WHAT!, maybe the founding fathers just didnt care, and left this mess for you after they were gone. How 'heroic'.

And the blacks. Ohhhh the blacks. Do you know what the single best thing that ever happened to the blacks was?

It was when white people kidnapped their relatives and brought them over to America as slaves thus allowing them, centuries later, to be born in and live in America. That’s It.

Had white people never brought salves to North America, NONE of you would be here. you would be in Africa. you would be doing GOD knows what in some European country, where their rules of humanity and civil rights evolved much more slowly. you should be thankful, not hateful, every single day, that your ancestors had to endure the horrors they did, so that you could be born and live with the rights you have in America as opposed to where you otherwise would be. Be thankful to them and if you want reparations, you need to understand your ancestors paid your reparation to you when they gave you the opportunity to live in America through their awful lives because none of you alive today were ever a slave, as much as you want people to believe, everyday, that you are or have endured a tiny fraction of what is was like to actually be one to earn any other form of reparations. your ancestors paid those reparations to you many years ago. Focus on the WHAT! happens to you in modern times. Day to day. Work off of that like everyone else. Or go home (to africa).

These cops protect their city government and their city’s unions. PERIOD. That’s who employs them. that’s who pays them. those are their allies. And nobody else’s complaint is going to get through when its against one of those allies. WHAT! do I mean? Lets say a student went to public school where not much was thought of him. Maybe he even blew off a few assessments or had his test scores changed by administrators so he got tracked incorrectly. Maybe some event occurs to him in a public school, and since he was injured and doesn’t remember, or even if he does, the citys police aren’t going to do anything about a complaint against the citys public school system. they will willingly over look the event, even if they NO! the full facts of the crime and who was at fault. The victim is the criminal. Say that same student then leaves the public school system and then gets into a private school. This is not good for the city, police department, or unions, because they categorized this student as being stupid and that’s WHAT! he’s supposed to be. He cant go off someplace else now and excel academically and athletically. Too many questions will be raised. This student has to fail. AND THE cops MAKE THIS HAPPEN. Because if it doesn’t, it gets them in trouble, it exposes them. It leaves them liable. This individual was supposed to fail BECAUSE they SAID SO AND WERE MAKING IT HAPPEN. So now the investigation is on..But not the investigation into all the things that happened to this once not so successful individual in the city’s eyes, in “the states” eyes, but the investigation into how do we go about destroying this individual to save ourselves. The most important police investigation of all! Because its to prevent and escape their liability! Now, this student gets into a private college too!!!! Oh NO! Now the screws of this deception are tightening. They have to do something. But now, the worst event of all….The individual graduates from college, a private college at that, how’d he get in there, and is able to be not only be gainfully employed, but pursue other money making endeavors, and more importantly TAKE LEGAL ACTION FOR ALL THE WRONGS THAT HAVE BEEN DONE TO HIM! And then WHAT! happens?

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! This individual is charged with false crimes, slandered professionally, costing him jobs and the opportunity to be employed (money to defend himself), assaulted, attempted murdered, brought to hospitals for false mental health diagnoses, arrested falsely repeatedly. WHAT! Happened? What happened was that the individual that was made to fail, didn’t, and because of this, the city, “the state” has to now do everything and anything to protect itself, and its mouth having allies, it unions (teachers), from being exposed to the liability for the crimes and wrongs they committed against WHAT! is now a PROFESSIONAL, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED, individual that has the resources (until they strip them away) to mount a legal case against the city and “the state” for the improprieties it committed against him. Until that individual became a professional and gainfully employed, (and they tried to stop him from graduating from school and finding work) their lawyers new that individual didn’t present the ultimate threat to them legally to pursue and win a case against them, once the other criteria were met to pursue a case successfully, now this individual was enemy #1. And NO! resource of the city was too much to try to cover their asses and get them out of trouble….from your tax dollars. TRUE.

And here’s something else about schools, namely colleges and universities. So you NO! WHAT! the difference is between an ivy league school and a non-ivy league school? NOTHING. NO! why? BECAUSE ALL COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES ARE GOVERNED BY THE SAME ACCREDITDATION ORGANIZATIONS AS THE OTHER. There maybe more than one, but at the end of the day, the subject you major in, or the major you choose, regardless of where you go to school, at the end of the day, means NOTHING, unless it is accredited by the governing organization that gives the college or university its academic and legal standing; Its accreditation. Therefore, the degree you get from the top ivy league school, or from the lowest ranked school, IS THE SAME EXACT DEGREE IF THE SCHOOL IS ACCREDITED. NO! why they place the emphasis on an ivy league education? Because its an easy was to segregate people. If, as a college or university admission office, you only chose the “best” high school students, and those students don’t make it, academically or extracurricularly at your school, well its not your fault, you choose the best students. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, IF you ARE AN EMPLOYER AND you ONLY SELECT TO HIRE IVE LEAGUE STUDENTS AND THOSE STUDENTS DON’T MAKE IT AT your FIRM, you AS A recruiter, you AS A human resources person, CAN NEVER BE HELD LIABLE FOR MAKING A BAD HIRE, OR HIRING SOMEONE THAT DIDN’T BELONG THERE, BECAUSE HEY “he (she) Went To An Ivy League School. Its Not My Fault”. And That’s Exactly WHAT! It Is. I was accepted into ivy league schools through recruitment, and you know WHAT!, MY private high school, that tuition was paid to attend, not a public school, never informed ME of it. Because they had their minds made up on who was going to do WHAT!, how much someone (and who) was going to succeed, and who they were going to allow to have the opportunity. So how much does it really mean…..Is it more important to possess the skills that put you there, or to rely on others integrity or opinions on who deserves it or should have the opportunity IN A SYSTEM THAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IS ONLY DESIGNED TO SEGREGATE people BECAUSE they CANT HAVE EVERYONE ATTEND THE “TOP” SCHOOLS, OR WORK FOR THE “TOP” FIRMS, THAT DESERVES IT BECAUSE THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE THE SAME, THUS they MAKE ADMISSIONS, OR HIRING, DECSIONS THAT SUIT their BEST INTEREST, KEEP their JOBS, AND they MAKE HIRING DECISIONS THAT SUIT their BEST INTERESTS, KEEP their JOBS. That’s all it is. The system is rigged….And take possessing the skill everytime.

And don’t underestimate the term “PROFESSIONAL”. People throw the term “professional” around a lot. Very loosely. And it shouldn’t be. “”Professional” is a very powerful term that separates people in life. How do I mean?

Simply you can have all the skill in the world, all the talent in the world, you can be the best at your sport or instrument, or skill, but if people can keep you from reaching the “Professional” level, if they can keep you from being considered professional at WHAT! you do, or prevent you from actually making it to the professional level of WHAT! you do, EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NOBODY BETTER THAN ME, I mean you, you are severely limited, and many doors close to you. And more importantly to criminals: they WILL ELEVATE people THAT ARE NOT AS GOOD AS you TO THE “PROFESSIONAL” LEVEL OF WHAT! you DO FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF USING those people BEING “PROFESSIONAL” TO KEEP you (Not PROFFESSIONAL) FROM BEING ABLE, BEING ALLOWED, TO DO WHAT you DO, EVEN THOUGH you ARE INFINATELY BETTER. It is a tool used by criminals, be they cops, cities, states, judges, coaches, teachers, sports teams, attorneys, especially attorneys that are criminals, they target you, who is the best at WHAT! what you do, and as a way to get rid of you, use untalented people that are their cohorts and elevate them to a level above you, all the way to the “professional’ level, so that they can control you and your ascent, WHAT! you do, how far you get, and where you are allowed to go or be. Because if your not considered “Professional” they can always elevate someone they want to be there to that level above you to try to get rid of you. This is a tool of criminals. An unknown tool to anyone until I just pointed it out. A very, very, very important thing to NO! and remember. BEING ABLE TO BE CONSIDERED ‘PROESSIONAL’ ALLOWS you TO BE THE ONE TO FILE FALSE POLICE REPORTS. AND THIS IS KNOWN TO CRIMINAL cops AND ATTORNEYS THAT ARE CRIMINALS SO they CAN ELEVATE ANYONE they WANT, ANYONE THAT HELPS THEM COMMITT CRIME, TO THE LEVEL OF ‘PROFESSIONAL’, OR AT LEAST ANY LEVEL ABOVE you, TO USE them TO KEEP you DOWN.  So, Now you NO! how 2, and 13 got to where they were.

Most players would wait 6-7 years into their playing careers before becoming concerned about diversifying their investments. Especially someone at the top pro-level. Someone who got there in his teen’s, with no college education, much less post-grad business school education. But not him. he began to invest immediately. Started forming companies immediately. Why? Well, First, he knew he was a cheater from day one of ever stepping on a field, a schemer, and if he ever got caught, the money he signed for in that initial contact would be the last money he ever earned from the sport. So, investing into other “businesses” seemed a wise move if you wanted to use the logical, pro-active approach to possibly never earning a penny again from the sport you are fraudulently earning a living from. But I prefer not to give credit to this (these) individual(s) for thinking and logic. The real reason for this action was, and is, because he is a schemer that schemed his way into professional baseball, knowing all along he was a cheater and defrauding not only the league, (that knew too) but also all the fans and possibly some of his endorsers and sponsors. THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF BEING A THEIF IS THE ABILITY TO KEEP THE MONEY you STOLE, WHY ELSE WOULD you DO IT… So by immediately “investing” and starting businesses with the money he “earned”/stole, he was putting a layer of separation between himself and the money he was paid, thus making it more difficult for that money to be recouped once he was caught for being a criminal and a fraud, or afraud. Kinda like money laundering. It’s the same principle, except the money that is being stolen isn’t being robbed directly from a bank, NO!, the money he is stealing is being paid to him, fraudulently, through illicit means, due to the fact he is cheating to “earn” it, and before anyone is able to pin being a fraud and a cheater and a thief on him, he is laundering it....to and through.... himself, through these businesses, to try to avoid it from being taken away from him once he is caught.

The most important part of this? THE FACT THAT THIS SCHEME IS TOO COMPLEX AND TOO INTRICATE for someone with barely a high school degree, if that was even earned, to think of it and carry it out. In other words, he IS DEALING WITH INDIVIDUALS THAT ARE PROFESSIONAL CRIMINALS, OR LEARNING FROM PROFESSIONAL CRIMINALS FOR WHICH he HAS SINCE BECOME ONE himself. These are organized criminals. They are attorneys that are criminals, cops that are criminals and organized crime members, since day one, and even before, that created these monsters.

The most important part of becoming a successful baseball (or any other form of professional sports or entertainment) player is not your skill or talent, IT IS HAVING THE ABILITY TO GET OUT ON THAT FIELD (OR STAGE, OR MOVIE, OR TV SET) and making people believe that you, and only you belong there. That’s WHAT! gets you paid. Being there. Not your performance. Having the ability to be there is first and foremost. And the ability to stay there is what makes you more and more money, and the longer you are there, the more it brainwashes people into believing you are there because you must be the best at WHAT! you do, WHICH IS COMPLETELY FALSE. These professional athletes and celebrities HAVE NETWORKS OF people THAT  WORK FOR THEM THAT ARE CRIMINALS who’s ONLY JOB IT IS IS TO GET PEOPLE INTO THE LIME LIGHT AND THEN TO KEEP THEM THERE; NOT BECAUSE they ARE THE BEST PLAYERS OR BEST ACTORS OR BEST ANYTHING. IT BECAUSE THIS IS HOW they GET PAID. PERIOD. IT IS AN INTRICATE SCHEME THAT RELEYS ON PEOPLE BELIEVING THAT THERE IS SOME SEMBLANCE OF INTEGRITY IN THE WAY PEOPLE BECOME SUCCESSFUL OR major leaguers, OR movies stars, OR WHATEVER you’re TAUGHT TO LOOK UP TO AND THEN WANT TO BECOME. These criminals: cops, attorneys, underworld figures, judges, others, only job is to pave the way for certain individuals so that they get to, and stay at, whatever level of a profession it is dictated they be SO THOSE PEOPLE CAN GET PAID. That’s fact.

Take your former “yankee captain” for example. Incidentally, someone who’s captaincy was so miserable to for the organization, that created this problem of their own accord, that upon his “retirement” the team addressed that they would never again have another captain. Not out of respect for the previous captain, NO!, but out of the sheer misery of the experience of having had him as captain. But the team should NO! that having paved the way for this individual, all the way since high school, that they created this problem themselves. When you draft inappropriately, then move through the ranks to anchor your infield in the sports largest market, someone who’s bat speed could easily be mimicked, and exceeded, by a little leaguer that sits the bench, the antennae of anyone with a hint of sense begins, or should begin, to go up. And once you take away the marketing and bullshit they pump in your ears, and begin to look at what is RIGHT in front of you, you to, would ask yourself “WHAT! is going on here? Because this guy SUCKS”.

WHAT! is going on here is Path Paving. Not only by the team, but by the league. The path paving that says “we are going to draft this guy and move him right through the organization to stand in the middle of our most famous teams diamond in our biggest market because we see it as good business” That’s where he is going to be because that’s where we’re going to put him. hes half black, half white, he’ll appeal to everyone and promote the sports to all audiences”.

his stats didn’t matter. his obvious lack of skill or talent didn’t matter. WHAT! he did off the field didn’t matter. They covered it up for him. Because he was always going to be standing in the middle of that diamond and then go to the hall of fame without a blemish on him. THAT WAS GOING TO BE their GUY. 2 WAS GOING TO BE THE guy THAT MADE them LOOK GOOD. Even if it was all a lie. As long as they could get you all to believe it, they had their plan.

So, lets look at the facts: Average range. Average arm. Average runner, Average defender. Average hitter. Below average Power. That’s about a 3.5 out of 8 (Generously) on a professional baseball scouting report.

I (ME. THE WRITER OF THIS POST.) was rated a 7 out of 8 on a profession scouting report.

The league couldn’t sell you on those stats or skill. So instead, they encouraged (forced) their broadcasters to call his painfully slow bat speed not a non-major league level caliber of bat speed. NO! It wasn’t a slow bat! It was an outstanding inside out swing! And that’s why he had to hit everything to the right side of the infield as a right handed hitter. It wasn’t that he lacked the skill, or talent, or genetic quickness to pull the ball, NO!, he was doing it on purpose, because he had worked so hard to learn this skill to hit the ball to the opposite field with his inside out swing!. And its all bullshit. Because if you understand baseball, you would NO! that having an inside out swing doesn’t get you drafted by scouts, because scouts see it as a slow bat, AND THAT’S AT THE HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL. Pitchers throw harder at the professional level. A slow bat in high school will get destroyed in the pro leagues. SOMEONE WITH A SLOW BAT IN HIGH SCHOOL WOULD NOT GET DRAFTED AT ALL, NEVERMIND THE FIRST ROUND. This was all orchestrated.

You Want My Critique Of your Swing? OK…

You Swing A Baseball Bat Like Someone Trying To Remove A Cork From A Champaign Bottle Using his Ass Cheeks For Grip.

Its Unathletic. Uncoordinated. Awkward. And Is Done In Such A Manner That, Unlike Waiting For The Unexpected, Yet Definite And Certain, Moment That Cork Will Explode From That Bottle, your Swing Is So Deliberate That It Is Not Done With The Expectation Of Actually Hitting The Ball, But The Overwhelming Surprise And Child-Like Amazement Of When you Actually Do Make Contact. Its Like Waiting For Two Atoms To Smash Into Each Other At The Large Hadron Collider, Only With Less Frequency And Far Less Impact. Maybe That’s Why your Swing Is So Slow….Or AHEM “inside out”.

That’s WHAT! I Think Of your Swing.

Then, when you think about it, WHAT! else is left to promote…Well…

he did fall into the stands once to catch a ball, like an alcoholic tripping over a sidewalk. Who doesn’t see that ever day.

But then, there was “the play”

Ohhhh “the play”!

Otherwise known as “If anyone else had done it, his coach, from t-ball all the way to intergalactic baseball would have scolded and benched the player indefinitely while yelling “WHAT! were you doing! Haven’t you ever played baseball before!”

But not 2. When he took his drunken stooper waltz over to the first base line, when he should have been standing on second base ready for a relay throw while watching the runner at first to see if he tried to advance, for a ball hit down the right field line, then grabbed the throw, that was headed to home plate anyways, and backhand flipped it to the catcher, that has been scientifically proven to have reached the catcher SLOWER than if he had just not touched it (because he shouldn’t have been there in the first place) to “nail” the runner at the plate, broadcasters and fans alike exploded in their pants over the play their 2 had made!

Ummmmm Why.

For WHAT!

1. he shouldn’t have been there in the first place. he was in the wrong spot.

2. The runner would have been out anyways if he had just let the ball go.

This whole thing is made up. If it had been anyone else, that player would have been mocked. But because broadcasters called it such a tremendous play, as they were instructed to do with anything 2 did, the league sucked everyone one in, because if the league thinks its outstanding, then it must be! Irregardless of everything anyone has ever  learned or been taught about baseball.

But heres the truth:

If that play had been so good. If it had really been all it was made out to be. you NO! WHAT! would have happened? Teams all over, not only the major leagues, but ALL leagues the way down to the leagues the blind kids play in with the beeping ball would have said : “WOW!!! That’s an outstanding play!!! We NEED to include that in our defensive strategy!” Offenses would have prepared WHAT! to do with base runners to protect against teams using that defensive alignment (that out-of-position play)against them. But you NO! WHAT!? That NEVER happened. NOBODY ever reworked their defense to have 3 guys line up piggyback; 2nd baseman, 1st baseman, and for some reason, the shortstop, to cut off a ball potentially 3 separate times on a throw from the right fielder to home plate only some 240 ft away to then be backhand flipped to a catcher that would have gotten the ball, FASTER IF LEFT ALONE TO ROLL, anyways. NOBODY. NOBODY EVER DID IT.

And you NO! WHAT!...If The Idiot Runner Had Just Slid, None Of This Would Be An Issue Because he Would Have Been Safe In Either Case.

So WHAT! was this? League posturing. They were gong to make this guy the face of major league baseball NO! matter how hard they had to drive it down your throats NO! MATTER HOW MANY OF EVEN their OWN RULES they HAD TO BREAK.

If you objectively look at this guys career, he has, ironically, 2 things he did:

1. Fell into the stands catching a ball
2. Was out of position to make a play he shouldn’t have been there for and didn’t need to make.

That’s all. I mean there is nothing else. NOTHING.

“Ohhh THE CP, but you don’t know the leader he is. How he rallies his team and makes them come together and be a team and win championships”.

Bullshit! And to prove it…. I’VE (NOR ANYONE ELSE HAS STATED EVER) NEVER HEARD ANYONE, EVEN ONE OF his OWN TEAMMATES IN 20 YEARS, EVER SAY A GOOD THING ABOUT THE guy. Personally or Professionally. NOT ONE teammate, NOT ONE GOOD THING! NOTHING! EVER. Look at the other stars in the sport, other sports, other walks of like. How often is it that the guy who is supposed to define your industry NEVER has anything good said about him by ANYONE. Clearly, thee standard of “If you don’t have anything good to say, say nothing at all” holds TRUE here.

NO! why derek cheater cut that throw off? Because he needed to? NO! he cut that throw off for the same reason he delayed every game he ever played in, in every pitch of every at-bat he ever had, by putting his right hand up to the umpire in the batters box to pause the game:  BECAUSE IT GOT him ON CAMERA AN EXTRA 5 SECONDS EVERY TIME he DID IT. PERIOD. he got to get his face on camera longer every time he did it. And if running out of position, to another spot on the field he shouldn’t have been, where the action was, WHERE THE CAMERA WAS, would get him on tv for a few more seconds, he was going to do it FOR himself and his business. THAT’S WHY. POS.

Why did afraud want out of texas, better competition? NO! Because boston and new york are on tv more, which was better for him to be on tv more, which was better for his brand. long term. scumbag. FU.

Incidentally, I took a massive dump today. I mean I massacred that bowl. Then after, I reached around to the back of the bowl, turned MY hand to the back, and flipped that lever down. It was historic and iconic. It was a dump the equivalent of that clown diving into the stands or being out of position to backhand flip that ball, and I want your broadcasters and media outlets and historians to heap the praise on ME for that dump the same way they did for every useless thing derek cheater or alex fraudriguez ever did, because they are both, at least, equally, though I think mines better, PIECES OF SHIT.

The backhand flip wanst a play that needed to happen. The backhand flip was a camera that needed to be run in front of.

NO! why Because they knew years ago, that everything I just told you is true.

he was, and is, and will always be average AT BEST. And if the shortstop before him had had the same team put in place around him that 2 had inserted around him, the previous shortstop would have won at least 5 world series if not more, BECAUSE his teammates MAY HAVE ACTUALLY LIKED him. your “hero”, derek cheater, set your own organization back at least a decade because he believed the hype the league placed on him just to be their marketing tool while earning non of it! All the nights on the town? covered up. All the “morning after” gift baskets: covered up. Non-disclosure agreements. USING cops AND UNDERWORLD FIGURES TO KEEP OTHER BETTER PLAYERS AWAY FROM THE NYC area AND OTHER BASEBALL AREAS TO TRY TO KEEP THE CHARADE THAT he IS somebody ALIVE? COVERED UP by cops, politicians, media, AND THE league. These are FACTS.

PUT SIMPLY. NEITHER derek cheater nor alex fraudriguez retired from baseball willfully. Both of them WERE SUSPENDED FROM their ON FIELD PLAYING CAREERS, LOW-KEY, ON THE DOWNLOW, WITHOUT ANY OTHER REPRECUSSIONS AFFECTING their STANDING IN THE GAME, BECAUSE IF SO, PEOPLE WOULD NO! WHAT! HAPPENED, THUS THIS ALLOWED them TO REMAIN, IN THE EYE OF THE PUBLIC, ELIGIBLE FOR HALLS OF FAME, TEAM OWNERSHIP, BROADCASTING, ETC. THE PUNISHMENT FOR THE MIS-DEED WAS THE ON FIELD SUSPENSION OF their BY THEN WASHED-UP PLAYING CAREERS TO PROTECT THE GAME. And its not enough. The TRUE stories need to be told of just how bad they are. And there are others. Many others. Big floppy (Hows MY Swing! HAhAhAHHHAHa). Little non-leader. There is a long-long list.

In fact. Lets take a look at some other things that have been suspended, discretely, into retirement:

WHAT! – Retired

Middle Fingers – Retired

Striking people With Objects – Retired

Talking To yourself With Walking – Retired

Listening To your Watch – Retired

Peoples champ – Retired

Smell WHAT! Im Cookin’ – Retired

Spiting Water From A Water Bottle – Retired

Big Floppy (& Pals) - Retired

Best In The World – Retired

Rated “R” ummm CP Star – Retired 

XxxxxxxxxX! – Retired

Are You Ready – Retired

Think You Can Tell ME WHAT! To Do – Retired

Being Kidnapped In Ambulances – Then Stealing It And Coming Back - Retired

An Entire “Era” – Retired

Talking Back To Authority Figures - Retired

Saying Outrageous, Narcissistic and Grandiose Things – Retired

Winning Championships – Long Retired

Hand Holding While Skating – Re- fucking-tired (That one was just for fun) 

And look WHAT! happened to the ratings after ALL MY, I mean, ALL THAT stuff was ‘retired'. They suck. Across ALL The Industries. Intersting. 

And that’s just one small example of one small area that MY stuff was used, then caught, then “RETIRED”. Incidentally, without any $ MY way. 

Its easy to say youre “just a fan” of someone when saying so with the hopes to exculpate yourself from stealing his stuff and stealing his money and stealing WHAT! he’s entitled to and owns. Its very convenient. And its too easy. There needs to be some other type of differentiating criteria that essentially time stamps when you actually were the “fan’ you say you are, if ever, and when it was that I began doing or owned WHAT! you say youre doing as a “fan” or falsely claiming as your own. Fortunately, there is one fool proof way. Its called….THIS WEBSITE. And my profile pages. And my AOL/AIM instant message away message postings. Now, my tweets and instas. As far as the other real life events, you’ll have to take my word for it…and others. But maybe some timely kept documentation there too. In fact, HA! Ive got court dated false arrest records….THAT DRAGGED THIS WEBPAGE INTO IT. That’s pretty official. 

I can make anything famous. I can get anything “over” with the fans. I made this whole “PNess” thing crazy famous. I took a part of the human anatomy that has been around since, since, well nobody even NO!’s and made it crazy famous. And it was right there in front of all of you the whole time, MY PNess, just staring you in the face. Looking at you, saying “come on, touch it. I NO! you want it!” Grab it. Touch it. Feel it. Fondle it. Take it on long walks at the beach. But NO! I had to play with My Own PNess. MY PNess. I Made It Famous. That’s The Power Of My PNess. My CPness.

you Think Im Proud Of My PNess? Ummmm Sure. Its GREAT. I Mean Of Course Im Proud Of My PNess. Its Awesome. But Out Of Everything I’ve Come Up With, Its NO! Where Near The Top. Other Stuff Stolen On Here Was Way Better. I came up with the PNess Thing To Prove A Point. That I Can Take Anything And Make Something Out Of It. Its Taken On Its Own Life. My PNess Is Alive.

CPness (PNess) – The Quality Of Doing Things In A CP Way. Of Being About The CP. The Essence Of The CP. To Handle Life In The Way The CP Would. Applying The CP To All Things you Do In All Walks Of Life. I Came Up With It Over 13 Years Ago While Walking Into A Library Thinking About All Of The Things That Were Mine That Were Being Stolen. And Since This One Is Totally Original, Including The Initials, It Stakes Its Own Claim. Be Sure To Wait For The Dictionary Inclusion.

And I Only Invented It To Show ALL Of you ITS ME THAT MAKES THINGS FAMOUS. you COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT. PNess. CPness.

But back to your pal, 2. Incidentally, in case you didn’t NO! players these days are given low numbers to signify that someday they will be in the hall of fame, just like the low number players of the early days of the sport where they we given the number based on the number associated with the position he played. It’s a sign that ‘this player is going to the hall of fame’. So he knew early on and that’s right, this guy uses cops, on his payroll, to remove other, better players from the nyc area, so they don’t challenge him, and expose him, and the leagues plan, for being another fraud and … AFRAUD. They get rid of other players. They try to intimidate other players, they falsely arrest other players for being in the same area, not for threatening, or stalking or any of that made up bullshit. ITS BECAUSE THE OTHER PLAYER IS BETTER, A BIGGER CELEBRITY, AND THESE cops AND politicians, AND media, AND underworld FIGURES, AND the league, ALL HAVE THEIR WAGON HITCHED TO derek cheater, to alex fraudriguez, AND THAT’S WHERE THEIR MONEY COMES FROM SO THAT’S WHAT! theyre GOING TO PROTECT! DING DING DING!!!! EXACTLTY!!!

Its All Pre-fabricated. And it extends across all sports and all industries.

They DON’T CARE WHO THE BEST IS, OR EVEN WHO IS BETTER, they CARE ABOUT WHAT IS BEST FOR them. WHAT GETS them PAID!

derek cheater was never the best player, or the biggest celebrity, or a good guy. He JUST GOT EVERYONE ELSE PAID. And that’s why you wont find the police reports, or the lawsuits, or the crimes or the misdeeds, BECAUSE him LOOKING SQUEEKY CLEAN MAKES EVERYONE ELSE MONEY, while his cop FRIENDS WEED OUT EVERONE ELSE THAT CAN FUCK IT UP. But if you look real hard and NO! where to look, you can find it. you can find all the indiscretions. Wink. Wink. ; )

And Just To Let you ALL NO! I Am The FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON THIS KIND OF THING. I HAVE FOUGHT WARS BECAUSE OF THIS TYPE OF STUFF. IF I SAY IT. you NO! ITS TRUE.

derek cheater and alex fraudriguez DID NOT willfully retire from their respective sports, Along with many others, that were removed to protect the sports and industries they represent, they were removed from their active playing careers to get them out of the sport, hopefully to withdraw attention on them, in a positive way, so that their wrongs do not come to light. This “retirement” did not affect their affiliation with their sports nor did it disqualify them from working in the sport or even being eligible for the hall of fame. The hope was that removing them from actively playing would down play the wrongs they committed from coming to light long enough so that the waiting period for their respective hall of fames would pass and those individuals would be voted in under the radar so that they can bullshit you with diving catches and backhand flips that didn’t matter without anything else of consequence. In other words “youll get there someday”. It was a nice way for them both to get WHAT! they wanted, while burying the misdeeds. The things both sides had agreed to all the way back in high school, when certain individuals “wasn’t going to college, but was going to the hall of fame”. In fact, promised he was going to the hall of fame. Yeah. NO! shit he was. And when you tell someone with a tiny brain in high school that hes going to go to the hall of fame before he ever steps on a professional field, he believes it, and does whatever he want (crimes) because he NO!s, he thinks, hes not going to get in trouble for it and he doesn’t work at his profession, or even follow it (like maybe order the baseball package), because you already told him hes going to the hall of fame, just gotta get that 20 years in. On the same team. At the same position.  hes a fucking idiot. And that’s exactly WHAT! happened. And it has been WHAT! can only be a  legendary story, once it comes out, of all the shit this guy pulled over the course of his career. And it gets even better than him thinking that since hes “captain” he gets to pick the team, like in grade school, and then forced the organization to only select players he approved off, that wouldn’t threaten his position on the team or celebrity status in the city. Because he is an immature person whos faults and crimes have been covered up for the sake of others that are getting paid off him. he's michael jackson…….with a baseball glove.

But you all NO! BETTER Now.

your 2 and 13 have one problem in life and their one problem has become everyone elses problem. they’ve NEVER GROWN UP BECAUSE they’ve NEVER HAD TO. They’ve NEVER GROWN UP BECAUSE they HAVE BEEN GIVEN EVERYTHING IN LIFE WITHOUT EVER HAVING TO EARN IT. And its not because they play a kids game. Its because others have manipulated the situation of their lives so that they can be in a position IN LIFE TO MAKE MONEY FOR THE people THAT GIVE them THIS FREE RIDE THROUGH LIFE.

Clearly, there’s something more than just a little “Amsterdamming” going on here. A lot more.

And how did 2, mr 99.7 percent of the hof vote, but always missing apparently the one informed voter, wrap up his career? with a softly hit ball to, of course, the right side of the infield, appropriately demonstrating his negative bat speed, that was not only ALLOWED to get through the infield, but also pitched to an area of the plate that his lack of bat speed, ohhh, inside out swing, would be easier to hit. Then sprinted around the bases like one of those “special” needs children that they let on the field to run the bases before the game. WHAT! a “special” moment. So “special”. There are a lot of “special” moments, though, aren’t there? I mean you contrive a lot of “special moments” in the game. Not just the prolonged ones that end decades long world series droughts just as it would be appropriate for THE CP to have been there to end them for you, legitimately. Lots of bowl titles for teams that never even had a chance before it was age-eligible for the THE CP to have been there TO END IT FOR you, legitimately. Lots of “special moments” that you just have them throw it right down the middle in certain situations to make happen. How long of a game streak is that? Man, even that guy in wrestling is blushing a little at that level of pre-determination.

And incidentally WHAT!s really important in winning these bowls is that that nigger rapper is freed from prison. I mean, its really important. Never mind that The CP having his life Ass-raped from Him, you really gotta get that nigger rapper out the joint. Oh and make sure you allow some of the criminal animals that file false reports against The CP into your stadium to contaminate your organization, too. That’ll be helpful, too. But really, make sure that nigger rapper gets out of prison. Oh and make sure your unathletic quarterback starts his own athletic training facility to teach people how to be as unathletic as he is at his advanced age. Make sure he slightly alters the letters and reverses the numbers to really not make it look like Its something someone LEGITMATE, Ohhh Like....CP21, SHOULD, BY RIGHT, BE DOING. Make sure to vulture that too. WHAT! happened? Were all the stars taken? you could have put a few stars up there **** to just to finish off the theft. Maybe a guy walking down the street. Guy with false charges being filed against him. How bout a totally sane, totally innocent, guy being framed in the back of an ambulance handcuffed. That’d be some nice marketing. A Job? NO! Finishing job!

How do you explain 2 and 13 attempting the same strategy against ME, to pull the same type of garbage: Show up some place I live, try to take my fame, and then file complaints to try to get rid of ME in trying to make themselves look like bigger stars in doing so. How did they NO! to try the same strategy that low-class trash from “the state”, that could only hope to be at 2, 13, talentless, given-everything, statue in life, DID TO ME ABOUT A DECADE BEFORE THE FACT IN FILING FALSE POLICE REPORTS AGAINST ME AND THEN TRY TO TAKE MY FAME? HOW WOULD they NO! Its “ANYONE BUT THE CP STRATEGY”.  Everyone tries to get rid of THE CP, and once someone finds something that works, everyone, from all WALKS of life, finds about it, and keeps doing it over and over and over again. WASH RINSE REPEAT. (STOLEN ALSO) And that was posted on this website IN THE 1990’s!

And how were they punished? NO! more games (discreetly suspended from playing career), Got (Given) a job or even a whole team!, got married, had kids, have a mortgage…. Sound familiar? It should. It’s a page out of the playbook from ‘The road To NO!Where island’, “the state”. How can these “upstanding” individuals get in trouble for their crimes now! How convenient. All for trying to FUCK THE CP. NOT THAT you EVER HEAR THAT THAT’S THE REAL REASON. NOT THAT THE CP IS EVER BROUGHT INTO IT BY NAME, BECAUSE THAT WOULD ELEVATE THE CP AND HIS POPULARITY, SO they LEAVE THE REASON WHY ITS BEING DONE OUT AND u IDIOTS JUST FORMULATE your OWN REASON. MORONS. But hey, they were  “just trying to keep” their jobs.

These guy don’t willfully retire. Their, not to mention everyone protecting them's, entire income is base on them going out onto that field to perform, not matter how poorly. Without that stage, their value is ZERO. These guys don’t willfully retire. And if u hear them speak and they are questioned about whether or not they have picked up a ball or a bat since “retiring”, they always say “I haven’t picked up a bat (or ball) since I retired”. NO! why? Theres NO! reason for them to pick up a ball or a bat since “retiring”. They couldn’t come back to play if they wanted to. The were suspended from their playing careers. Even if they tried to appeal it at this point, or come back, the truth would come out.

you want to NO! who 2 was? 2 was just another regular, ordinary, guy, like anyone one of you that ever played baseball, BUT one THAT HAD THE PATH PAVED FOR him TO BE WHERE he WAS AND KEPT THERE AT THE EXPENSE OF all OF you DUE TO A PRE-ARRANGED AGREEMENT TO FABRICATE your ILLUSION OF REALITY. derek cheater was, and is, just another guy. And so was fraudriguez.

Try backhand flipping your way out of that, bitch.

These guy don’t willfully retire. Their, not to mention everyone protecting thems, entire income is base on them going out onto that field to perform, not matter how poorly. Without that stage, their value is ZERO. These guys don’t willfully retire.

And you want to talk about “youll Get There Someday” Really? Scumbag. While you have your corrupt cop friends carry out your dirty work….you fucking never worked for anything, steroid abusing, drug abusing, morning after gift basket giving, NEVER WORKED FOR ANYTHING IN your LIFE, BEEN HANDED EVERYTHING IN LIFE DUE TO THE CORRUPTION you’ve BEEN INVOLVED IN WITH THE league AND your UNDERWORLD CONTACTS, your police CONTACTS, your ENTIRE FUCKING CAREER AND HAD EVERY MIS-DEED, AND THERES A LOT OF THEM, SWEPT UNDER THE RUG BY THE SAME COPS AND ORGANIZED CRIME, AND ORGANIZATION, AND league. And I’m The One That Will “Get There Someday”? Guess WHAT! you just got somewhere…..TO FUCKING REALITY u FUCKING FRAUD.

Simply Put: you Want To Tell Other People they’ll “Get There Someday”? u, yourself, HAVE YET TO GET THERE BECAUSE u HAVE NEVER ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING ON your OWN MERRIT FROM BEING DRAFTED, TO MAKING THE BIG LEAGUES, TO BEING THERE FOR 20 YEARS, TO ANY ENDORSEMENT DEAL, TO OWNING A TEAM. NONE OF IT HAS BEEN DONE BY you. ITS BEEN GIVEN TO you. NO! maybe someday, you’ll GET THERE! Like everyone else has too.

you guys Want To Make A Fair And Equitable System? A Transparent System? Ill Tell you How To Do It. Open Those Turnstiles At 12pm For A 7pm Game. And Have Every person That Walks Through Try Out For The Team, For Those 9 Positions On The Field, Every, Single, Night. And Then you Pick The 9 Best people In That Stadium To Play For your Team On That Day And I Guarantee you, That If you Did It Honestly, That Team On The Field Would Look Much Different On A Nightly Basis Than Just The 25 Guys your Paying Contact Money To And Trying To Tell Everyone “Those Are The Best Players In The World”. Because they Are Not. they Are Not. Its All Perception. The Perception That If you Can Gain The Trust Of people To Believe That you Are Honest And Trustworthy That they Are Going To Believe That Those Guys On The Field, Or On The Show, Or In The Movie, Or On The Ballot, Are Soooo Much Better Than Everyone Else, That they Are Worth Paying For, That they Are Worth your Vote. And they Are NOT. That Lie Is WHAT! Gets them Paid. That Lie Is WHAT Gets them Elected.

If people didn’t believe it, nobody would pay money to see “professional” anything. Nobody would ever vote.

And your ‘pro’ ballplayers need to be setting aside the part of their contracts I earned them from using my training methods. I spent years throwing balls into fences, throwing balls into nets, throwing balls for distance on open fields, hitting balls in the same way. NO! WHAT! I got for it? “Ohhhh why is he throwing that ball into that fence. he must trying to damage it. Call the cops!” “ohhh look at that Dude, he doesn’t have any friends and hes just throwing the ball to himself out there. he needs some friends. He needs a life.” “Hey look at that guy on the baseball field by himself pitching balls into the net. he’s not even throwing a ball! (YES I am. Im throwing it too fast for you to see it). There must be something wrong with him. He thinks theres a game going on out there! hes out there all by himself! I think he walked to get here! he needs some help! Can somebody please call an ambulance to take him to the hospital.” That’s WHAT! I got for inventing what you do now that you sell to little kids and sign contracts to make money from. So, before you go and spent that new contract money on a new sports car, make sure you put the part of your contract away that I earned you aside and send it to ME. But WARNING: you probably wont have enough money left for that car if I get my rightful cut.

I have been on teams, and at schools, where the reason they wanted ME there was because of the interest I bring and attention I bring from scouts and other professionals who are interested in ME. Then, while I am there, when they NO! the interested parties that are interested in ME are coming to see ME, they usher ME out of the spotlight to put their kids, others kids in the spot light as if to say, “Well, you came here to see The CP, Well hes not out there, but my son (that student) is, if you thought The CP was good, Hes not even playing, see how much better that kid is!?” HA! And its all bullshit! I brought that attention to you! They cam to see ME. Not your trash in the fictional situation you set up. It’s a SCAM. That’s the way it works. And these were not public schools or institutions. These were private schools that a tuition was paid to be at. That you pay for them to allegedly have your best interest at heart. Pfffft!! They dissuade top tier school from being interested in you because they want that opportunity for themselves, for their kids, for people they decide are more “worthy” And you’re paying for them to do this to you. INSANE! This happened with people you would, or they would, want to believe were “upstanding” or “prestigious”.

This is the reason that fathers, or mothers, need to coach kids on the teams their sons or daughters play on if their son or daughter is talented. Because you cant take the chance that this scenario is going to play out with your kid; that this type of scheme isn’t going to ruin your childs future over this type of trash. Parents shouldn’t, and don’t, coach their kids teams to get them playing time because their kids are untalented all of the time, sometimes, and the best, reason to is because your kid IS talented and you don’t want them to get fucked over which WILL happen if left to others who are jealous and trash.

And I got news for you, you thought your city championship hopping orange baller was always headed to the city where the heat is on? NO! Because when famous people, people you would consider to be famous but are just people to THE CP, get screwed out of their CP experience due to sabotage they understand, those announcements of joining teams down the street in the apple in full blue and orange suddenly turn into declarations of joining teams on the warm, sunny, beach.

The CP Takes His Talents Wherever HE Goes. But that’s not an Announcement. IT’S A FACT.

I’ll Get There Some Day? you Havent Even Gotten There. Ever. you Don’t Even NO! WHAT! There Is Or Where To Find It Or How To Get To Where you Don’t NO! Where There Is Because you’ve NEVER Done It yourself. Scumbag.

But WHAT! would he NO! After All, he’s just a guy “trying to keep your job”. Isnt he…Fully acknowledging that even he NO!s hes NOT A HALL of FAMER. Isn’t it clear. This guy was, is, and always, has been a plant. he was just some guy they picked to be the leagues little bitch and he was always going to be there, always make it to 20 years in the league, 20 years on the same team, 20 years at the same positon, go into the hall of fame, and NEVER have any misdeeds ever be attached to him because this was the plan. THIS WAS ALL CONTRIVED BEFORE he EVER STEPED ON A PROFESSIONAL FIELD. Its Indisputable. Look At The Evidence. he has his cop friends, at a minimum, extricate under threat for NO! reason, other players in the area. DOCUMENTED. And a whole laundry list of other things that have been swept under the rug to give this squeaky clean appearance his whole career. And hes as dirty as they come. Its all backdoor, behind the scene, you don’t see, stuff, that only someone, trained, and understands this stuff from experience, sees. DING DING DING (---àPointing At MYSELF). If hyperbole and mouths and marketing can make someone becomes a hall of famer without any discernable facts, or even stats, to back it up. This is that case. This guy got there….because of other peoples mouths marketing him. NOTHING else. Not even his own mouth because they didn’t trust him enough to speak without letting the cat out of the bag.

This clown, 2 and his pal, 13, attempted to have someone weeded out of the NYC area, that was removed multiple times from college teams (Due to a larger scandal under investigation, and a fact that opens an investigation into those college programs and the area because the player is considered one of the best on the planet IN MULTIPLE SPORTS, but if you read this, you understand WHAT! and why this is going on), and was flipping balls from shortstop on a high school field just screwing around, because he didn’t want that individuals competition, or STAR power, in NYC. Want to NO! something? Want to NO! WHAT the criteria should be to decide whether or not someone is a hall of famer:

IF you HAVE TO SCOUR AND GET RID OF individuals THAT ARE WORKING OUT ON HIGH SCHOOL FIELDS, NOT EVEN IN THE POSITION he PLAYS, BUT CAN PLAY AND PLAY IT BETTER THAN you SCREWING AROUND, AND you ARE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THAT PLAYER THAN you ARE AS A SUPPOSED PROFESIONAL AND THE ALLEGED BEST AT NOT ONLY your POSITON, BUT THE SPORT, THEN you NO! youre NOT A HALL OF FAMER!

Its that simple.

But WHAT!S more interesting about this is this fact: In nothing that he does, does he ever have any fear of something bad befalling him. NOTHING. he has NO! fear of losing his position. NO! fear of legal ramifications of his actions. NO! fear of being kicked out of the league for some misdeed. he has no fear of anything bad happening to him for anything he does wrong. WHY?

BECAUSE he IS, AND WAS, INSULATED FROM ANYTHING BAD BEFALLING him BECAUSE he WAS PUT INTO THAT POSITION TO BE WHAT THOSE IN POWER WANTED EVERYONE TO PERCIEVE him AS AND NO! MATTER WHAT he DID INAPPROPRIATELY, he KNEW THAT NOTHING WOULD BE HELD AGAINST him FOR IT, THAT NOTHING BAD WOULD HAPPEN TO him FOR IT. AND THAT IT WOULD ALL JUST BE SWEPT AWAY.

Well, everything except for ONE thing.

he is so carefree and “gosh, golly, gee, just trying to keep my job” in interviews BECAUSE he KNEW, DUE TO BACKDOOR DEALINGS, THAT he WAS NEVER LEAVING, NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED, BEFORE he PUT IN his 20 YEARS ON THAT TEAM BECAUSE THAT WAS THE ARRANGEMENT FROM THE league TO MARKET him AS THEIR ATTRACTION FOR THOSE 20 YEARS. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR LARGEST MARKET AND MOST FAMOUS TEAM.  

he could have pulled out a gun and started shooting people in the middle of times square and he would still have been starting at shortstop at 7pm at the stadium that night.

See, Isnt there really one ONE important question to answer:

people that played with and associated with this guy for over 20 years, all come away and say the same thing: “Ive been around him his entire career, before and after, and you NO! WHAT!, I cant say I NO! anything more about him today than the first day I met him”. And why is that? Because we know hes out at the clubs. Its not like he locked himself in his basement, stayed in, and worked on his craft, because he always knew he was always “going to cooperstown” so he knew he didn’t need to. And he also wasn’t even trying to study up on the game or even show an interest in it outside of cashing his checks because he didn’t even have the baseball package on his cable tv….

 So the ONE question is: WHAT! exactly was, and, is going on here?

The whole thing is rigged.

See you NO! WHAT! your problem with ME is? you NO! I am The Best. But More importantly, you NO! That I WILL NEVER ALLOW ANY OF you TO TRY TO TAKE CREDIT FOR ALL OR PART OF ANYTHING I HAVE CREATED. And With That Being The Case, It Means There Will Be NO! Fame, Or NO! Money In It For you. So WHAT! Do you do? You Try To Get Rid Of ME, Illegally, By Making False Accusations, False Arrests False Charges, False Mentally Health Diagnoses For One Of 2 Reasons, Either To Try To Intimidate ME Into Allowing you To Be Part Of My Stuff, Which Isnt Going To Happen, Either The Intimidation, Or The Being Part Of My Stuff, OR More Appropriately, To Get Rid Of ME, Get ME Out Of The Way, So That you Can Try To Replace ME With Someone Untalented, But That you Own, That you Can Then Try To Convince people Is Talented, Then Take All Of My Stuff, All The Things I Am Responsible For, My Skills, Throw It On That person using NO!THING More Than Words, And Try To Claim That Other Individual Is Something Special But In All Reality, In NOTHING But Untalented Trash That Was Manufactured By you, But More Importantly, Is Something That you Can Manipulate And That you CAN GAIN FAME AND MONEY OFF OF THAT WOULD NEVER OTHERWISE HAPPEN WITH THE CP AROUND.

And remember something else. you can be the best at something. The absolute best. Be it work, sports, performing…but that doesn’t mean you’re going to be recognized as such….and it doesn’t mean youre going to be compensated as such….it doesn’t even mean that you’ll be employable. Why? Because the best is too expensive. The best has too big of a head. So, in order for you, as the best, to be employable, or allowed to perform at WHAT! youre the best at, they gotta knock you down a few pegs, so you cant think too highly of yourself anymore, so you cant command WHAT! you deserve, SO THAT YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE COMPENSATED AND TREATED THE WAY you SHOULD BE. And how do they do that? Get the paper out. They falsify charges against you. they prosecute fake charges against you. they force fake mental health diagnosis on you. Then you NO! WHAT! happens....Suddenly the individual that the world was his oyster, now cannot find any job, cant use his skills or talents ANYWHERE. And it no longer matters about His credentials, or degrees, or talents or skills, or being better than anyone else. Now youre stained. And you NO! WHAT! the most important part of staining you is? NOW INSTEAD OF BEING ABLE TO COMMAND ANYTHING you WANT FOR your SKILL AND TALENT, you ARE FORCED TO ACCEPT ANYTHING ANYONE WILL GIVE you BECAUSE youre OUT OF OPTIONS.

This is VERY important. Now, the employer you worked for that hated you because you were so good at WHAT! you did and wanted so much money to do it, can falsify a charge on you, have “the state”, their colleagues falsely convict you, get some fake mental health diagnosis, and suddenly they CAN NOW CONTROL you, they’ve CLOSED ALL OF your OTHER OPTIONS, NOW you HAVE NO! OPTION BUT TO GO BACK AND WORK FOR them AND they CAN PAY you WHATEVER they WANT BECAUSE you’re STAINED, you’re UNEMPLOYABLE TO ANYONE ELSE. You HAVE NO PLACE ELSE TO GO. ITS LIKE MODERN DAY INDENTURED SERVITUDE. This is a tool of criminals. ITS NOT THAT they DON’T WANT you. ITS THAT they WANT you REALLY, REALLY, BADLY. They JUST DON’T WANT TO PAY you FOR IT. SO NOW they DAMAGE you, TAKE AWAY your OTHER OPTIONS, your MARKETABILITY, AND NOW they GET you FOR WHAT EVER they WANT. It is a very dangerous, very severe, unknown, CRIMINAL ACT. And it is a clandestine tool used by criminal companies, sports organization, entertainment industry, and everything else you can think of, thought up by attorneys, and prosecutors, and judges that are criminals, to protect their interests and friends and business partners, in say banks, or in the aforementioned enterprises, processed by their very own cops and courts. It’s a scheme and a scam. And its organized. It is an organized crime carried out by the justice system due to their interests in the organizations perpetrating it.

And if you are questioning ME about this, REMEMBER, I am an EXPERT at this stuff. I have more experience with this stuff than most of you have days brushing your teeth. Ive had it happen to ME…..More than once. Many times more. You Wont hold fictional charges and assertions against ME and you’ll pay ME whatever I want including anything else I want and the worse its gonna get for .  Signed: THE DIVA CP.

And with that in mind, you now have a full understanding of how Professional Sports, The Entertainment Industry, And Politics Work…And Probably your office and school too. Because That’s How It Works. Its Manipulated Based On WHAT! suits The Best Interests Of Those In Charge.

And ever BETTER, you have a clear understanding of how you ended up where you are in life. AHEM AHEM, IT’S NOT TALENT.

And this is coming from and EXPERT. I am an EXPERT in these types of things.

Hey NO!ma. Hows your drug dealing, steroid dealer, that rented my property and tried to kill ME for exposing his wrong doing while you were in beantown……Ohhhh looks like the agreement didn’t work out as well for everyone.

Its like being a centerfielder for the same team and being carted off the field, but as you do, you throw up one hand and make the money symbol with your fingers while someone else, someone that should be there, is being held hostage by “the state”. As if to say, you’ll never get here because we're never going to let you, but maybe, someday, you’ll get some money, someday, and we NO! WHAT! were doing is wrong, but were being protected, so….we’re taking it now…..and the fame, too. Awwww how cute. I hope you saved that same money pose for your mug shot to, you st st st st st st st st st stuttering cocksucker. Idiot.

Or your teammate there, the 210 mile north other captain. Ohhhh the captain! Another one! Flipping his glove in the opening montage like, “Throw me the ball!” Awww also cute. NO! WHAT! is cuter though? AHEM AHEM…When you’re sitting on the bench of that old dump of a ballpark in the middle of April when its 33 degrees out and you think back to when you were signing your player contract and you could have gotten 5-10 million dollars more from the team, or another team on the open market, but they said, “If you sign here for less….WE’LL MAKE you THE CAPTAIN!!!!!” And you said “WOW, THE CAPTAIN!!!” and they said “YEAH!” And you were like “YEAH!!” And they said “Well, even sow a little “C” on your jersey!” and you were like “REALLY!!!! YEAH!!!” WELL SIGN ME UP!!!”. Remember that? Well, when your sitting there, now having to work after your career is over and your arthritic knees and back ache in the cold April breeze, how warm is that “C” keeping you? Is that “C” insulting your pockets with the 10’s of millions you left on the table….NO! its not, moron….But hey, you were the captain. And everyone else that took the money is sitting at home in front of their fireplace. Napping on a sofa make of cash. captain.

So….Why have the 84, or so, championships over the past 21 years in only the 4 major sports, and many more championships and awards elsewhere, been complete and utter bullshit?

BECAUSE THAT WAS ALL TIME THE CP SHOULD HAVE BEEN OUT THERE ENDING DROUGHTS, AND ENDING CURSES, AND WINNING FIRST TIME CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR PLACES THAT NEVER HAD THEM BEFORE. And it was orchestrated so that the opportunities for ME to do so were manipulated, using “ANYONE BUT THE CP STRATEGY” and “FUCK THE CP STRATEGY” so that in every instance THE CP should have been there, he was conveniently weeded out, or excluded, or accused of some fictitious crime, or incapacitated in some way. All so that others, THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN THERE, ENDED UP IN THE SPOTLIGHT INSTEAD. That’s Fact. And it has been the well kept secret, the inside joke within the sports, and enterainment, business, and political, etc, arena for over 2 decades and its INDISPUTABLE. It was all a marketing, back-door, criminal, scheme to identify ME, plan out WHAT! they were going to do with ME ahead of time, and formulate a replacement strategy to get ME out of the way and absorb the spotlight, and benefit of the spotlight, for themselves, while making ME look as bad as possible as a cover up in the process.Thats the STONE COLD TRUTH.

Could you imagine if it was the presence of The CP that caused the ending of an 86 year old championship drought? Or The CP that ended a curse, or The CP that won that award or scored that point or threw that pass to win a bowl? THE CP haters would have to kill themselves and those are only the people on the team The CP was on and the people running and operating the team! Its much better to keep The CP away, win with a bunch of paid-off guys that keep The CP away, THEN MANIPULATE AND PRE-DETERMINE THE SEASON AND PLAY-OFFS SO THAT THE FANS THINK they ARE GETTING WHAT! they LONG DESIRED, BUT WITHOUT them KNOWING IT WAS ALL DONE AS AN AFRONT TO KEEPING THE CP OUT. “So, fans theres the championship you wanted, but you’re not getting The CP, but theres your championship. See we did it. We didn’t need THE CP to do it. See, theres nothing special about him, we could have done it whenever we wanted to. (but became a priority when it could have been The CP here to do it) So, there you go, fans. Don’t forget your season tickets to watch us, not The CP or with him, Do it again! We can keep scheming this thing as long as we have to”

Nothing special about The CP? Well you played with a bunch of paid off ringers and rigged the entire sport and deceived every fan so that you would “win” without having to acknowledge The CP. So in effect, IT STILL WAS THE CP THAT WON THOSE CHAMPIONSHIP for you. CP WAS THE IMPEDUS, CP, OR THE HATRED OF THE CP, WAS your MOTIVATION TO WIN! (just like the hatred of The CP in a work environment makes your employees work harder and makes you more money than ever before; you then try to accuse The CP of being crazy for this because you don’t want to pay him and you want to damage him so you can keep him and have him at a discount) Id say that level of effort makes THE CP REAL SPECIAL. All while The CP is being held like a hostage inside a house because every time he goes outside, for fear that someone may see The CP and HE becomes even more famous, He’s wisked off to jail or a mental health facility for walking down the street, but really its to try to limit his fame or to keep people from finding out the crimes you commit against him. This is A DEEEEEEEPPP Scandal. But yeah, I think putting that type of unprecedented effort to get rid of ME, keep ME down, and bold face lie to everyone of your fans makes ME REAL SPECIAL. Probably more special than anyone. Ever. I’m A Universal Treasure.

Everyone of those “championships” should be vacated and abolished and removed from the record books and ALL those banners should come down as they were ALL perpetrated and claimed by NOTHING more than common criminals and deception of which you WILL see the unraveling. I operate like they NEVER happened. All of you should, too.

So, you take your hall of fame case to the veterans committee and maybe the other guys that cheated with you will have some sympathy, but mr. “most cheatingest beantown teamer of all-time” youre NOT GOING to get any here. So, go back into the club house, remove the last piece of velcroed clothing from the “FUCK THE CP” cardboard cutout, clean the red marker off the 'bloody' sock, spray some champaign in your eyes and realize your days have gotten as good as they’ll ever get. Bitch.

“Yeah, Hey, you See What THE CP Said On his Website we Stalk? Yeah, It’s a Song And It Says “Some Day you Will Find Me, Bringin’ ‘Bout The Landslide In A Champaign Supernova In The Sky”. Yeah. I Think he’s Talking To us, Yeah, I Think he Is Challenging us. Yeah. He’s Gonna “Bring About The Landslide” Yeah. Must Mean hes Gonna Cause Trouble For people Yeah, Those people Are us Yeah. Hes Gonna Rat us Out Yeah. OHhhhhhh We’re Upset. Yeah. Does That Mean Someday He’ll Be Elected To Office And Bring The Landslide Down On us. Yeah. That CP is Talking Directly To us In The webpage we Stalked to find that’s not even in a search index And now we Are upset Because we Think Its About us, Yeah. What’s he Gonna Do To Us Yeah. We’re scared. Yeah. Wheres The paper? Yeah.” Yeah,

OMG, I just saw this part, The CP says “Where was I while you were getting high?” OMG he knows we were getting high!!! The CP is gonna get us in trouble!!! we cant get in trouble, I got a wife and kids and a house and a mortgage and a job and …. were “upstanding” individuals!!! we’re scared!!!! Get some paper!!!! Yeah.

“HOLY CRAP, Did you read this part: The CP says “and people believe that they’re Gonna Get Away From CP, BUT you KNOW I WILL NEVER DIE” The CP is NEVER GONNA DIE!??, HE’S GONNA LIVE FOREVER!???. HES EITHER CRAZY OR ITS TRUE!!!! I DON’T WANT TO HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE CP BECAUSE OF ALL THE THINGS we DID TO HIM FOREVER!!! we’re SCARDED!!! “Yeah, We’ll show him, The CP wont live forever when we try to have him killed, yeah, when we try to break his arm!!! Yeah!!!! Maybe we can even try to falsely arrest him during a wrestling program because we heard he likes that and we’ll go arrest him during the show and He’ll get so upset about it, it will give us a reason to shoot Him, YEAH!” Haha!!! Yeah! That’ll show him. Yeah! “Mr. The CP, If That’s Even your Real Name! ‘where were you Mr, The CP, While we were getting high?” Haha! You were either in jail because of our false reports, at a hospital, dead, or trapped in a house while we were doing all the things and gained all the benefit from those things and others, you should have been doing while you were pissing away because we’re “upstanding individuals”. HAHA!! Yeah, we’ll show The CP. HaHa!!! Ohhh Hey lets go somewhere The CP goes all the time, show up only that day, then start a fight with The CP! Yeah. I Could Take The CP. Yeah. Me Too. I Could Take Him, Yeah. But If, you NO!, we Get there and The CP is Too Tough And we get scared, Yeah, And We Change Our Minds About Assaulting him, Yeah, we’ll just go run To the cops And Say Were Scared, Yeah, After We, ourselves, Went To Confront him and Assault HIM in the first place, yeah, but then got scared to do so. Yeah. Sounds Like A Plan.Yeah. Bring The Paper. Yeah…..

…All From a song that was written by a band, not even of this country, posted on this website, parodied, yet literal, of individuals not named or inferred, and MOST IMPORTANTLY: A WEBAPGE OF MINE THAT WAS STALKED TO FIND AND THEN STOLEN AND MANIPULATED IN police REPORTS TO TRY TO GET RID OF ME. Is There Anything More Criminal Or Pathetic...AND A WEBPAGE, NOT FOUND ON THE MODERN, PRESENT DAY, VERSION OF AN INTERNET SEARCH ENGINE, WHERE u CAN FIND ANYTHING IN .25 OF A SECOND. NO! ON THE 2001 VERSION OF A SEARCH ENGINE ON THE INTERNET, OF A WEBPAGE THAT WASN’T EVEN INDEXED IN A SEARCH ENGINE TO BE ABLE TO BE FOUND VIA SEARCH. DO you NO! THE LEVEL OF STALKING someone WOULD HAVE TO DO TO FIND THAT PAGE. HOW DEEP INTO STALKING SOMEONE u WOULD HAVE TO BE TO FIND THAT…

Yeah. That’s Not Fixed.

Kinda sounds like the problem youre having with the former prez. Doesn’t it? Altering messages, throwing undesirables “onto” people to infer associations with these people that are so appalling of human beings that nobody could support someone that was affiliated with them, questioning legality, sanity, accusations of doing things that cause “grave concerns” and “insurrections” by “disturbed” individuals. Yeah. That’s “the states” go-to move. you may want to look at “The road To NO!where island” for that strategy. they wrote that book. Isn't that RIGHT, g-dubya. But, I wrote this one.

With EMPHASIS: THE CP WAS ELIMINATED FROM ELECTIONS, ELECTIONS HE WON, BY ‘the state’, the cops, the politicians, the judges, and the establishment of “the state” THROUGH THE USE OF FALSIFIED police reports, FALSIFIED AND WRONGFUL ARRESTS AND ATTEMPTED CONVICTIONS, MANIPULATED AND FALSIFIED MENTAL HEALTH DIAGNOSES WITH CORRUPT MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS ALL EMPLOYED BY “the state”, “The road To NO!where island”,  ASSUALTED AND TRIED TO ELIMINATE, AND KILL, THE CP IN ORDER TO CARRY OUT A PRE-DETERMINED PLAN TO GET THOSE PRE-SELECTED BY ‘the state” INTO POSITONS, WIN ELECTIONS, they WERE PRE-DETERMINED TO BE IN, AND GRANT cops, PENSIONS, SAFETY COMPLEXES, AND CUSHY RETIREMENTS FOR DOING SO. They TOOK THE CP’s VOTES OF ELECTIONS he WON, THEW THEM IN A DUMPSTER, AND SET THEM ON FIRE. AND ALL OF THIS WAS DONE 20 YEARS PRIOR TO THE CURRENT POLITICAL UPHEVAL THAT PRESENTS ITSELF IN WASHINGTON TODAY. IT IS “the state” STRATEGY. It’s The road to NO!where island and IT ALL HAPPENED TO ME OVER 20 YEARS AGO. They TRIED TO DO WHAT! they JUST TRIED TO DO TO THE FORMER prez AND they TRIED TO DO IT TO ME FIRST, 20+ YEARS AGO, THEN TOOK WHAT! they LEARNED, OR THOUGHT they LEARNED, FROM TRYING TO DO IT TO ME, AND TRIED IT AGAIN. “the state”. “The road TO NO!where island”. WASH, RINSE REPEAT.

MY “STOP STEALING MY STUFF” has become “STOP THE STEAL”. Its all right here, were its always been. IN THIS WEBSITE.

And you know WHAT! now that its been confirmed they STALKED ME. Heres The Thing. Fruit of the Poisonous Tree. Any evidence that is gathered past the point of one piece of evidence proving to have been false or manufactured IS TO BE THROWN OUT. In fact, establishing that someone lied, or otherwise, made up falsities, in the charging or the prosecution of a crime againt someone, IS A LEGAL REQUIREMENT TO THROW OUT THE CASE COMPLETELY AS IT CAN BE INFERED THAT IF they LIED ABOUT ONE THING, they LIED ABOUT ALL OF IT. The lie of the being forwarded the webpage, which it wasn’t, would have preceded any incident that was subsequently charged and ALSO lied about, AND SHOULD HAVE THROWN THE CASE OUT COMPLETELY. But Didn’t Because ‘the state’ had a different agenda all along.

Here something else.

This society has become WEAK. This is a WEAK society of WEAK minded people. And NOTHING demonstrates the weakness of this society more than when people, in society as a whole, have allowed themselves to be conditioned, like a dog, to be more afraid of lights, and sirens, and uniforms, and badges, than they are of the rules, and the laws, and the consequences of violating those rules among society itself. People have become conditioned by countries and society to become more fearful at the mere sound of hearing a siren, the sight of flashing lights, or a glimpse of a uniform or badge, than they are of the consequences of actually having done something wrong. Do you know why that is? It’s a psychological trick that is being used on you to control society, and to make that control of society easier. If people instantly become fearful of lights, and sirens, and uniforms and badges, and hooker boots, and robes, then 99% of their work of controlling society is already done. It’s a weakness that has engulfed society and you are being prevented from living your life by fear and intimidation.

you should have more fear of the repercussion of doing something wrong to another individual, of doing something wrong to ME, and the consequences of it, than you should of a 3^rd party with lights and sirens and uniforms and hooker boots and badges and robes. When society becomes more concerned with the penalty of doing something wrong to someone from the consequences of WHAT! that wronged person will levy, you’ll see how quickly crime declines.

UNTIL SOCIETY OVERCOMES THE PAVLOVIAN FEAR OF LIGHTS, AND SIRENS, AND UNIFORMS, AND BADGES, AND ROBES, THAT HAS BEEN INSTILLED IN you, you WILL NEVER BE TRULY FREE!

WHAT! a pathetic society you have all become. And if there are life forms on other planets looking down on you, they’re all laughing. Seriously, some day history will look back at this period of time in human history and call it one of the WEAKEST reigns of any life form in the history of evolution and that it was a miracle anyone made it though.

“john doe”

“WHAT!s That The CP Doing Getting Up Every Morning And Going To That School…”

Ummmm.,Im A Student Here.

“WHAT!s That The CP Doing Waking Up Every Morning And Going Into That Company…”

Ummmm. I Work Here.

“WHAT!s That The CP Doing On That Field…”

Ummmm That’s WHAT! I Do!

Seriously, This has happened to ME, Ive been investigated for going to a school because they didn’t believe I could possibly be a student there, so I must be there for some other insidious reason, and instead of checking if I was a student there, which couldn’t be the reason, Id be charged with something…ohhhh ….disorderly and then even if it was discovered during the discovery that this was a massive fuck up, it wouldn’t be dropped or apologized for; they’d just prosecute it. theyre not going to take the fall for it. Blame the victim.

Ive been investigated for going to a job because they didn’t believe I could possibly work there, so I must be there for some other insidious reason and instead of checking if I worked there, which couldn’t be the reason, Id be charged with something…ohhhh ….disorderly and then even if it was discovered during the discovery that this was a massive fuck up, it wouldn’t be dropped or apologized for; they’d just prosecute it. theyre not going to take the fall for it. Blame the victim.

Ive been investigated for going to a field or stadium to work out or play because they didn’t believe I could possibly play there, so I must be there for some other insidious reason and instead of checking if I was working out or playing OR IN ANY OF THESE CASES HAD THE RIGHT TO BE THERE, which couldn’t be the reason, Id be charged with something…ohhhh ….disorderly and then even if it was discovered during the discovery that this was a massive fuck up, it wouldn’t be dropped or apologized for; they’d just prosecute it. theyre not going to take the fall for it. Blame the victim.

I’ve got bats with ME ALL the time, that’s WHAT! I Do, and a lot of other stuff too. Like plumbers have plungers, like carpenters have hammers, like CEO’s have corner offices (AHEM AHEM), like jason vorhees has a machete, or like your dad should have worn a condom. Doesn’t mean I assaulted anyone. Simply or otherwise. 

And you NO! WHAT! it would say in the police report most of the time, NO! what they would call ME? “John Doe”. Funny. NO! Why? Well first, there’s a possibility that these cops, or even, pfffft, security, had an open case on something they were just looking to close with the first available body, so instead of naming the individual in the police report, which is probably someone they know, or themselves, and don’t want to get in trouble, they leave it open as a “john doe” then find the first available body or the first individual they don’t like, to take the charge. AND THIS HAPPENS. THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

The other reason is a little more obscure. How many of you remember a shortly lived television show called “John Doe”. It was around in the early 2000’s, around the same time of the early stages of the issues I’ve describe on this site, and WHAT! is notable about the show “John Doe” is not the episodes, the plot, or even the acting (I honestly never watched it and maybe NO!body else did either). NO!. WHAT! was notable about the show “John Doe” was the tagline they would play on advertisements for the show. It Would Go:

‘John Doe. He Knows Everything, Except Who He Is’.

Wow. Is That So? Interesting.

So you’ve Got THE CP. One Day, Hes In School. The Next Day. Hes Working. The Next Day, Hes An Athlete. The Next Day. He’s Modeling. The Next Day, Hes Doing Music. The Next Day Interest From TV and Film, The Next Day, He Is In This City Or That City. One Day He Lives In This House, The Next Day He Lives In This Apartment- Thinks He Owns Them All, The Next Day Famous-To-you People Are Asking About HIM, The Next Day, Hes Walking Down The Street....And He Knows Everything we're trying to do to him-How we're Trying To Screw Him!.....This Guy Is Everywhere! This Guy Is All Over The Place! Hmmmmm..... Sounds Like The CP ‘Knows Everything Except Who HE Is”. Just like ‘John Doe’, The CP Knows How To Do Everything, But HE Doesn’t Know Who HE Is. As if I had once said to Someone “Do you Know Who I Am?!” or “Don’t you Know Who I Am?!” The CP Knows How To Do Everything, But He Doesn’t Know Who He Is!!! Hmmmmm..... when you put it that way, kinda sounds like someone with schizophrenia doesn’t it…I mean if you really wanted to twist the shit out of the situation…. If you can write it into a false police report and then get a corrupt doctor to sign off on it without ever actually evaluating the individual, so that the cops can get out of trouble for the trouble they cause, the trouble they’re in, the city, “the state”, can absolve itself from all the liability and misdeeds by itself and cronies, you can get your politicians elected to local and state and even fuck up Washington DC, with The CP out of the way, you can get THE CP out of the way just by making stuff up to do so. Why? Because they’re looking, desperately, for a way out, and they watch tv. And they said “Hey! You Know Who This ‘John Doe” guy sounds like?” So, this was both funny and practical for them, as though NO!body else watches tv, too (And this isn’t an isolated case, most of their crime comes from what they’re seen on tv and that’s just against ME).

NO! WRONG! The CP is NOT John Doe. NO! Why? YES!, THE CP DOES NO! EVERTHING, BUT THE CP KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE IS. THE GREATEST EVER…AT EVERTHING! criminals….you ARE CAUGHT.

And….the other reason they could have wanted to call Me “John Doe” is because, typically, “John Does” are dead people, and with their never ending quest to want ME dead, they thought it would just be funny start calling ME it then. Hilarious.

How can anyone be expected to first: Do WHAT! it is what you do, or accomplish WHAT! you are looking to accomplish, when you are not even being permitted to be where you need to be, or allowed to do WHAT! you do. And second, perform, or even function, at the level one needs to, to accomplish these goals to your full potential, or even at all. you cant be expected to succeed or perform, that’s the reason its being done.  The fix was in….Like My PNess Is Now In your ass.

You Want To NO! WHAT! My Just-As-Qualified Medical Opinion Of That Individual Is: AHEM, AHEM, Without Sounding Narcissistic Or Grandiose, Sounds To ME Like An Individual That Is Multi-Talented At More Areas And At A More Levels Than you’ll Ever Have The Hopes Of Being Even Proficient At JUST WON.

you NO!, people give people they perceive to be in power the credit of being mature or possessing some form of integrity blindly. Most are not mature. Most have NO! integrity. Most are childish and immature. And if you think anything I have stated above in not only possible, but more than likely, very very, more than likely, like CERTAIN, probable, you’re an idiot and a prime candidate to have something like this happen to you….if it already hasn’t and your too stupid to figure it out.

I once walked 69 (nice!) miles in one day (24 hours) to report the crimes of “the state” to another state. Walked it. 69 (nice!) miles.

Knew Exactly Who I Was When I Did It And Knew Exactly What I Was Doing….The RIGHT Thing. Didn’t Sign Anything “John Doe”. Signed It The C motherfucking P.

you NO! WHAT! the problem is? people don’t have respect for other people that are creative or artistic. Things that artistic and creatives do, or events, crimes!, that happen to artistic and creative individuals, are not taken seriously by the people that are not artistic and creative and those people are unfortunately cops and attorneys and judges, and politicians, that are supposed to maintain the rights of, and enforce the laws that protect ALL people. But for artists and creatives, their rights fall by the wayside because WHAT! he or she does is looked down upon, is less important or unimpressive to, other people that are cops and attorneys and judges and politicians because they lack the ability, themselves, to be artistic like the creative, and could never do it, so because of this, by default, they have to believe that WHAT! they do is more important and that the events that affect their lives are more important, because those things get them jobs, and salaries, and promotions, and elections, and pensions and safety complexes and gets them precluded from being at fault or guilty of anything. So instead, the artist pays for it. And sometimes you see and artist or creative seem to ‘succeed’ Yeah well, take a look at the chains that are bound to him and her, by the cops, the lawyers, the judges, and politicians, and YES! criminals that give, and allow, for that APPEARANCE. Artists and Creatives need to be free, they just dont need to steal from ME. 

And that’s from ME. Who has been sitting here, like a fucking hostage, but not an actual or literal hostage, because that would mean others could look into it and say “what is going on here!” that would mean there would be some type of formal documentation of it, even if just the type of documentation that hostage takers keep and shuffle amongst themselves, that would mean it could be looked into for WHAT! it is. Its more covert than that. The kind of hostage that gets a little WHOOP WHOOP when he starts to speak up about this stuff, or some harassment about doing things to let the cat out of the bag about WHATS! Been going on. Few rides handcuffed (allowed to be placed on, by the way, because they’d still be looking for you if not) to an ambulance. THE KIND OF HOSTAGE THAT NO!s “the state” AND ITS ALLIES THINK they HAVE FOUND THE PERFECT JUSTICE SYSTEM, THE JUSTICE SYSTEM THAT LETS them ESSENTAILLY INPRISON people FOR WHAT! they THINK they DID, IMAGINE they DID, DON’T have THE PROOF they DID, OR WANTS TO FRAME them FOR HAVING DONE, WITHOUT HAVING TO ABIDE BY ANY OF THOSE LAWS OR WITHOUT HAVING TO USE A PESKY JUSTICE SYSTEM TO DO IT. Just ‘the state”. Just “The road To NO!where island”. The kind of hostage held by “the state” that thinks they take things from ME and they can just make things up when they get caught so that others can benefit off ME. Benefit from all the things I DO. Benefit from all the things I created. Benefited from my talents, Sitting here watching MY life go by while others steal my stuff, my accolades, the things I worked for, so they can throw all my efforts onto someone else that is “easier to work with”, or that they “like better” or that “makes them more money”, money, that if THE CP was doing WHAT! he should be, and should have been doing, would only be going to Him (Hmmmmm…. motivation….). Having ME Falsely arrested, falsely charged, false diagnosed, slandered, defamed, and everything else, all so that others, and only so that others, can try to steal from Me, cheat Me, screw Me, and get things they never otherwise would have had a chance at having if they hadn’t done those things to try to get rid of ME and manipulate situations to get me out of the way. Watching ME and my every move, stalking ME, to find out what the next new hot thing Im gonna do is that they can try to steal. Keeping their ear to the gridstone of everyone talking about ME and opportunities coming my way to sabotage before they get to ME for their own benefit. THESE ARE THINGS they WOULD NEVER HAVE WITHOUT THE CRIMES they COMMITED TO GET RID OF ME SO THAT THESE OPPORTUNITES WOULD BE OPEN TO them. they WOULD HAVE NOTHING WITHOUT their CRIMES. You tried to blackmail ME by removing my rights and charging me with crimes, taking away my forum, trying to break my arm, make me mentally disqualified, because you knew I wouldn’t cut you in to all the things that make ME special, make me famous, and would make you money if you were in on it. So, you tried to get rid of ME instead. They tried to get rid of me illegally, with no regard or concern for the illegality of it, because they wanted to clear a path to steal my stuff and profit off it, and put me in a position to not be able to complaint about it, get them in trouble for it, or even put in on my own blog, instant message or website to let others NO! about it. Insane! And it was all allowed to happen! More Insane!

they wanted to get rid of me because they said “Hey, look WHAT! that CP is Doing, look how popular and famous and potentially lucrative that is making Him…hmmm…I want to do that”. Then did everything conceivable to try to get rid of ME, from filing false complaints, to filing false charges, to trying to hospitalize ME, to try to silence ME, to trying to kill ME, and it was all OK to “The road To NO!where island”. Why? Because your cops and politicians and courts are in on it.  Forget about the mainstream media. they cover all their bases before they do these things, they make sure that’s not going to be a problem for them, and then figure, nobody will believe it, it’ll blow over, they can silence others from looking into it, he’ll age-out, he lose his skill eventually, he’ll never be able to prove it, he’ll be in jail, a hospital, dead, they relied on their own self-serving rules, and rules of the industries and organizations they colluded with to try to suppress ME, in WHAT! they felt was my prime, then used those social standards to try to hold ME back once I reached a certain age, or level of experience, then used that as the excuse; it was of less risk to them once they took the initial risk of doing it in the first place. They said "yeah, if someone has to get famous for it, get rich for it, then it should be the other people, our friends, people THAT ARE GOING TO MAKE MONEY FOR US. we hate that CP too, so do whatever to him, and take and use his stuff. we got you covered.” Crazy? you’re CRAZY!  AND you FAILED!

But, What were you going to do with it once you stole it? When it came to nut cutting time. youre not as good looking as The CP. So nobody was going to want you for modeling or tv or movies, you’re not talented like The CP in any aspect of arts or sports. And when it came time to making that next away message, or blog post, or website entry, WHAT! were you going to do? you’re not clever, or witty, or smart, or verbose, or articulate, or NO!where near as talented as THE CP. WHAT! were you going to write? NOTHING. you NEVER had a chance of succeeding at this scheme over the long term NO! matter how much you made up, how much you lied, how much you schemed, or how many cops, politicians, organized crime figures, or courts let you get away with it. u COULD NEVER WIN. EVER. NEVER. And your toll from trying just kept adding up. Look WHAT! Im Doing Right Now. Look WHAT! I’m Doing To you Right Now. With This Post. NOBODY Can Do This. Basically Because Nobody Else Could Figure It Out TO DO IT. But I NO! I AM THE GREATEST EVER!

There was NO! Crime. they wanted to stop the website. This website. The one you’re reading RIGHT now from exposing them for the criminals they are, from exposing the criminals “the state” is, and from it (ME) exposing anyone else who thinks they are going to perpetrate improprieties on ME, or even any of the innocent, you. AND FAILED.

So yeah, Don’t try to tell ME the “way things work”. I wrote that book too. And you just read a chapter from it.

you’re All An A Dangerous Path; Politically, Socially, Religiously, Athletically, Academically, Professionally and Personally. you’re On The Path That Leads To “The road to NO!Where island”. With the same policies, and rules, and laws, and conduct; and in that, the lack of integrity that’s contained in any one of those things.

your Goal Should Be To Be On The Path That Leads To “The road AWAY FROM NO!Where island”.

“The FIRST DUDE Through The Wall, HE Always Gets Bloody.” Yeah. NO! Shit. Imagine How Bloody HE Gets When HE’s The FIRST DUDE Through Every Wall, Every Time.

With this in mind, it has been said:

“Unfortunately, HE can’t do being The CP and ordinary people stuff. HE would have to pick one or the other. If he wants to be The CP, he wants to be The GREATEST STAR IN THE WOLRD, EVER!, he really needs to accept that as life’s first occupation, a first career….

(But its also been said…)

“We’re all told at some point in time that we can no longer play a children’s game, we just don’t know when that’s going to be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we’re all told…..

(SO..)

But being THE CP is a once in a lifetime opportunity, we want YOU badly and we think that this amount of money expresses that desire.”

My Response.

“Ahem AHEM

We’ll sir, I AM THE CP And I’ll Do Whatever The Fuck I Want. Whenever I Want. NO!body Tells ME Anything, Bitch.

So, Give ME MY Money. Put The Camera In Front Of MY Face. And Give ME The Fucking Ball. Bitch. THE CP GOT SHIT TO DO. BITCHES.

Ohhhh….And Get The Fuck Out Of My Fucking Safety Complex(s).”

From the time I was only six years old
I never forgot what I was told
It was the best advice that I ever had
It came from my wise dear ol Self
I said, "Sit down, CP, I wanna talk to YOU”
And don't say a word until I'm through
Now there's a time to laugh, a time to cry
A time to WHOOP! and a then time to die
A time to break and a time to chill
To act civilized or act real ill
But whatever ya do in your lifetime:

YOU NEVER LET A motherfucker STEAL YOUR RHYMES.

So from ‘96 to this very day
I'll always remember what I had to say
So when the sucker motherfuckers try to chump my style
I let them know that I'm versatile
I got style, finesse and a little black book
That's filled with rhymes and a whole bunch more you little crook
But the thing that separates you from ME
And that is called ORIGINaaaL….CP
Because my rhymes are on from what you've heard
I didn't even bite, not a goddamn word
And I say a little more later on tonight
So the sucker motherfuckers can bite all night
A tick a tock (listen to my watch), y'all, a beat-beat y'all
A lets rock (smell WHAT! Im cookin), y'all, ya don't stop

It go, "Hotel, motel, a whatcha gonna do today?" (Say WHAT!?)
'Cause I'ma get a fly girl, gonna get some spank, and drive off toward the road AWAY FROM NO!where island, hey
Everybody go, "Don’t Tell, NO! Tell, The CP Things Were Tryin’a Steal Today"
you see, if your clowns start actin’ up, we settle it a different way.

Oh yeah, and WON other thing…ARTIST. Bitches.

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2/14/2021

6:21pm (But Written Long Before) 

Before someone Tries To Usurp ME And Mislead All Of you, you All May Remember The Entry I Was Going To Post A Bit Less Than A Year Ago That Promised To “Change your View Of Post Civil-War America”. Well, While I Am Still Not Going To List The Entire Entry, I Will Give you The Title And A Bit More Facts, Since, Again, you Are All About To, Sign Of The Times, Conveniently Be Misled. 

ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS A FUCKING FRAUD 

Want To NO! Why Abraham Lincoln Was A Fucking Fraud. Easy. Abraham Lincoln Was The Forrest Gump Of Being Dropped Into The Presidency. Nobody In American History Was Dropped Into More Difficult, Yet More Easily Solved, Presidency In History; And Perhaps, The History Of All Leadership Positions Across Time And Space In The World. Why? Lincoln Only Really Had 1 Problem. Slavery. And Whether Or Not Lincoln Condoned Slavery, Or Didn’t, )And He Did Not Stand In Opposition Of Slavery, he Liked Orderin Those little niggers Around Just Like Everyone Else, he, Or Most Likely Someone Else youll Never Hear About Or Read About, Was Smart Enough To Understand One Thing: 

Across The World, People Were Becoming Awakened To The Ethical And Moral Injustice Of Slavery. It Was Not Only A Social Issue In The US, It Was One Across The Globe. And Whether It Was lincoln, Or More Likely Someone Else, he UNDERSTOOD THAT AT SOME POINT IN TIME, AND MORE LIKELY SOONER RATHER THAN LATER, SOMEONE WOULD COME ALONG AND FREE THESE SLAVES, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WOULD BE THE ONE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR FREEING THE blacks, AND IRREGARDLESS OF WHETHER he WAS IN FAVOR OF SLAVERY OR DISLIKED SLAVERY, he WAS NOT GOING TO LET SOMEONE ELSE COME ALONG AND TAKE CREDIT FOR BEING THE ONE TO FREE THE SLAVES. DOING SO COULD ONLY EVER LEAVE him AS THE “GOOD GUY” IN HISTORY FOR DOING THE MORAL AND ETHICAL THING, REGARDLESS OF WHETHER OR NOT he THOUGH THOSE NIGGERS SHOULD BE FREE AT ALL. IT WAS OF PERSONAL AND PROFESSIONAL AND HISTORICAL SIGNIFICANCE TO himself THAT LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES/BLACKS, NOT BECAUSE he WAS THIS AMAZING HUMAN BEING. THEREFORE he WOULD ALWAYS BE THE GUY THAT FREED THE SLAVES AND IF SOMEDAY SOMEONE CAME ALONG AND REINSTATED SLAVERY, THEN LET THAT person BE THE BAD GUY. lincoln WENT DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE GUY WHO FREED THE SLAVES BECAUSE he WAS DROPPED INTO THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO AND TOOK ADVANTAGE OF IT. PERIOD. NOT BECAUSE OF BELIEF, OR MORALITY, OR CONSCIENCE. he DID IT BECAUSE he KNEW IT WOULD MAKE him LOOK GOOD IN THE EYES OF HISTORY. PERIOD.

But you Want To NO! What Else lincoln Was Doing By Setting The Slaves/Blacks Free? he Was Sending Them A Not So Subtle (But I Guess It Was Too Subtle) Hint That “Hey, Once they Are Free…..Maybe they’ll Go Home….To Africa!” Like he FREED you So Now…..Ummm….u Can Go Home Now….To Africa…your Own Country….Where u Are FREE. And Really Isnt That The Thing black people Miss? Once Freed, they Were Free TO GO HOME….TO AFRICA! Isnt That The Understanding people In The US Had? they were just too polite about it, or gave the blacks too much credit to take the hint, And The Message Was Missed.

And Thats Why you Have So Much Civil Unrest In The US. Its Because A Bunch Of people, blacks, That Were Set Free TO GO HOME (AFRICA!), Never got the Message, And A Bunch Of White People That Dont Understand Why they Are Still Here After Being Freed To Go Home (TO AFRICA!).

 Its Like u Being Kidnapped, Brought To Someones House, they Kept you in their basement To Serve them, To Be their Slave, Then One Day, you Are Rescued And Are Told “youre FREE! you can Go Home Now!” and you say “OK, Well, Im Just Going To Stay Here In This Basement. Oh And By The Way, I Want Reparations Too.” NO! you CAN GO HOME NOW! You ARE NOT KIDNAPPED ANYMORE! your RIGHTS EXIST AT your HOME. GO HOME”. (AFRICA!)

Freeing The Salves Was lincoln, and a bunch of other people saying: “you NO! theres and awful lot of niggers in this country and they’ll breed more and there are more on those boats over younder, pretty soon, this country gonna be full of niggers! We didn’t really think about that when we started this whole slavery thing. you a, you a think if we set them free, they might just all go back home (to Africa!!!)

“Hmmm Good point, I know if I was free from being a captive, Id go back to where I was before being a slave. Its gotta work! Lets Give it A Shot!”

It Also Was A Good Tool To Get him Elected To A Second Term….At Least For A Little While.

And When his Plan For The Blacks To Go Home (Africa!) Didnt Work, John Wilkes Booth Was Like "I Told u your Plan Wouldnt Work, forrest! Should've Explained It Better To them niggers, Bitch!"

he just wasn’t smart enough to say to mary “let stay in and just watch tv tonight” or at least, duck his head to check his cell phone.

lincoln Was A Nightmare....And A Fucking Fraud.

Its Lies Like These That Are Used As Propaganda To Try To Hold Countries Together.

So, When your teachers That Spent 3 1/2 years partying, drinking, doing drugs, and fucking, in college before they said “oh shit, I better pick a major. Ive only got 1 semester left…hmmmmm…WHAT!S easy….Oh Education!!” Tries To Tell you WHAT!s, WHAT!, you Can Tell Them To Go Fuck Themselves. 

Now, Have Fun With your Main-Stream Misinformation.

you’re NOT Going To Upstage ME With Lies. 

Next, youll Find Out Why The 84 Championships “Won” Across The 4 Major Sports, And Many Others Across Other Sports, And Even Other Industries, Over At Least Past The 21 Years Are Total And Complete Bullshit….And Some Other Stuff.

 1/1/2021

If you Think The Flu Is Something, Wait ‘Til you Get A Load Of ME. You’ve All Got A Lot To Learn This Year.

- My PNess -

I was ridin' with my shotgun with my hair updone
In the front seat of My car
I got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel
The other on my miiiiiiiirror
I look around, bitch turned the radio down
she says, "Baby, is something wrong?"
I say, "NOTHING, I was just thinking ‘bout how My PNess so strong"
And I said:

My PNess is a mighty fine PNess
Stickin’ up straight, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and you talk real slow
'Cause it's late the fraternity don’t NO! Shhhhh.
My PNess is all first class
The first date; "Man, She didn’t kiss it, and she should have"
And when she got home, 'fore she said "Hey Man!"
Asking God if He "Seen That PNess, Man?!"

I was walkin' up the front porch steps after everything that day
Had gone all wrong and been trampled on
And lost and thrown away
Got to the hallway, well on my way
To my lovin' bed
She almost didn't notice all the roses
With the thoughts of PNess dancing ‘round in her head

My PNess is a mighty fine PNess
Stickin’ up straight, tapping on your window
When we're on the phone and I talk real slow
'Cause it's late and the fraternity don’t NO!
Our song is all about class
The first date she said; "Man, I didn't kiss it and I should have"
And when I got home, 'fore I said "Hey Man"
Asking God if He "Seen this PNess, Man?!"

I've heard every album,

listened to the radio,

Waited for something to come along, (waited, waited, waited….)
That was as good as This PNess Song (There’s Not..WHY……)

'Cause His PNess is some mighty fine PNess
Stickin’ up late, tapping on my window
When we're on the phone and He talks real slow
'When it's late and the fraternity don’t NO!
Our song is the way He laughs
The next date; "Man, I kissed it, just like I should have!"
And when I got home, and I said "Hey Man"
Tellin’ God "I’ve Seen That PNess, Man!"
 

Play with it again

Play with it aaaaGGGAAAAAIIIIIiiiin
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaaaah
Ooooooooh, ooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeaaaaaah

I was ridin' with My shotgun with my hair updone
In the front seat of My car
I grabbed a pen and an old napkin
And let you clean up after this song.

10/17/2020

On a warm summer's evening (or winter, spring, or fall)

On a train bound for NO!where

I met up with a colonel

The bastard was too tired to sleep

So we took turns a-starin'

Out the window at the darkness

The boredom overtook us

And he began to speak

He said, "The CP, I've made a life

Out of readin' people's false reports

Knowin' what the truths were

By the way they wrote thier lies

So if you don't mind my sayin'

I can see you're full of aces

For a taste of your Pee Pee

I'll sqweal like a piggy while you put my nuts in a vice

So I handed him some PNess

And my load he gladly swallowed

Then the bum took out a cigarette

And asked Me for a light

And the night got deathly quiet

And his face lost all expression

Said, "If you're gonna play the game, boy

Play It like The CP; That Boy Is RIGHT

You've got to NO! when to write 'em

NO! the right judge to forward 'em

NO! when to WHOOP! away

And NO! when to run and hide

You never count your bribe money

When you're sittin' at the saftey complex

'cause if you do, there'll be time enough for countin'

When the prison door slams

Every colonel NO!'s

That the secret to false report writin'

Is NO!in' what to throw away

And NO!in' what to keep

'Cause every false reports a winner

And every false reports a loser

And the best that you can hope for

Is do the same thing again and again ...  then repeat.

And when he'd finished speakin'

he turned back toward the window

Crushed out his cigarette

Faded off to sleep

And somewhere in the darkness

The colonel he broke...but not even

But in his final words...

realized he found an ACE he couldnt beat

You've got to NO! how to write 'em

NO! the right judge to forward 'em

NO! when to WHOOP! away

And NO! when to run and hide

You never count your bribe money

When you're sittin' at the safety complex

'cause if you do, there'll be time enough for countin'

When the prison door slams

You've got to NO! when to write 'em (when to write 'em)

NO! the right judge to forward 'em (right judge to forward 'em)

NO! when to WHOOP! away

And NO! when to run and hide

You never count your bribe money

When you're sittin' at the safety complex

'cause if you do, there'll be time enough for countin'

When the prison door slams

You've got to NO! when to write 'em

NO! the right judge to forward 'em

NO! when to WHOOP! away

And NO! when to run and hide

You never count your bribe money

When you're sittin' at the safety complex

'cause if you do, there'll be time enough for countin'

When the prison door slams.

So, how do you rig an election...Well, let me tell you, if you think you rig an election at the end, when there are only 2 candidates left, man(dude) are you WRONG. By the time an election reaches the point of having only 2 (or possibly 3) candidates left for your selection, the election has long been rigged. See, by the time an election gets down to its final participants, and those are your choices to choose from, those 2, or so, candidates are the only ones left they are ALLOWING you to pick from. To think that you rig an election at the end is absolutely idiotic because the only way the final candidates got to be the final candidates in the first place was by the election being rigged. Those are your final choices because they want those to be your final choices. you are being offered a choice of the only individuals they are going to allow you to pick from. In otherwords, IF you ARE GOING TO RIG AN ELECTION, you RIG IT LONG BEFORE THE FINAL CANDIDATES ARE SELECTED BECAUSE THOSE FINAL CANDIDATES ARE ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF THE RIGGING. The powers that control these things arent really allowing you to vote on anything because they rigged the election to get to the point of giving you the only candidates you were ever going to be allowed to pick from anyway.

Therefore, to rig an election, you start early. Maybe you even start rigging the election before the individual you rig it against, who would actually win, even knows he even wants to run in the election, even before he has a political inclination. you identify individuals early and you start to destroy that persons life. you start filling false reports. give him financial problems. mess up personal relationships, defame him. you start giving him other things to be concerned about so that political aspirations never have a chance to develop. you have to be a no-life having, stalking, piece of shit to rig an election. And if you think that elections get rigged at the end, you're an idiot, or you just want people to think so because you're the one doing it and if I didnt point out this is the way elections are actually rigged, nobody would ever think of it or NO! it.

9/11/2020

Feed yourself With My Lifes Work,

How Many Likes Is My Life Worth.

Feed yourself With my Lifes Work,

How Many Likes Is My Life Worth.

- The REAL CP

NO! How I NO! Im "The REAL CP"?

Because I Have Court Documents From 20 Years Ago For Been Thrown In Jail For Being "The REAL CP".

When I Was Sitting In That Cell(s), Having My Life Wasted Waiting For Trials, NO!body Wanted To Be The CP Then, REAL or Otherwise.

Why Didnt Anyone Want To Be "The REAL CP" Then.

Because you want ME To Pave The Way.

you Want ME To Bring The Attention.

you Want ME To Put Up With The Grief And The Trouble.

Then you Want To Get Rid Of ME And Take All The Benefit And Credit For It.

How Narcissistic of ME.

And I Am The Sick Boy?

And I'm Supposed To Be The Sick Boy?

EASY TO SAY WHEN ou DONT TAKE THE RISK, boy.

Feed yourself With My Lifes Work,

How Many Likes Is My Life Worth.

Feed yourself With my Lifes Work,

How Many Likes Is My Life Worth.

Hey...Another Nigger Got Killed....SO?

Well Just.....Feed yourself With My Lifes Work,

How Many Likes Is My Life Worth.

Feed yourself With my Lifes Work,

How Many Likes Is My Life Worth.

Stop Stealing My Stuff.

Want My Advice...Give Up.

I'm White...And I Get Treated Awfuly...And I'm White.

you're Not Going To Win.

But I Will Win.

So, Give Up. Sit Back. Stop F*cking Things Up. I'll Win.

Then, you Can Get The Run-Off Of Whatever Benefit My Win Brings To you Down The Road.

But Give Up.

Welcome To The Narcissism.

#NEVERforget.

you Can Bet I Wont ...ABOUT ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH ME.

And THEY CALL ME THE SICK BOY....

But Give A WHOOP WHOOP, I'll Be The Last Thing you See, boy.

7/4/2020

Makes Impossible Come True,

Give A "Whoop", And Life's Through.

So Tell ME.....Do you Want To Go....

YES! THIS IS!

5/8/2020

(Son Of A Bitch) 

I had a special entry planned for finals this year.  But, I’m putting that one on hold. Don’t worry, It’ll post and it will be presented in a manner that will appropriately satisfy my narcissism and GREATNESS. The re-writing of WHAT! really happened in post-civil war america will have to wait. I am not going to post something so instrumental when my audience in not capable of responding to it in an acceptable manner. Doesn’t fulfill my ego that way. 

 So Instead, big ups to the ‘Rona (you’re Doing A Fine Job. If you Need Some Names, Let Me NO!). 

-Musical Interlude For “The ‘Rona”: 

I Feel Ya, Corona.

Being Unique,

Jus Doin' Ur Own Thing,

Being Better Than Every1 Else,

Nobody Likes U for It,

Nobody Can Beat U,

Everybody Tryna Get Rid Of U,

Now they Gonna Call their cop friends(scientists)& Gonna Write A Bunch Of False Reports(vaccines) To Try Get Rid of u.

Jus B/C U Doin What U Do,

And they NO! u Do,

But U Do It Too Well,

BETTER Than The Rest,

I NO! It Well,I Hear Ya, Blood.

But they Cant Stop U.

U Still The King, Baby.

U Still The King. -

So Instead, Lets Do This: 

For final exams or term papers or whatever, instead of handing in the requested assignment, hand this in instead…

A blank piece of paper.

And with it, tell your teacher or professor: ‘you’re going to make me out to be in life whatever you want me to be anyways. So here’s your piece of paper to get started. Have a good time. Its as much as youll ever be in life.”

Then after, realize that everything you accomplish in life is the result of YOU, not somebody else.

They cant fail you this year anyways.

You NO! some people say that I don’t take this seriously. That I don’t understand what all this means. Well, I can assure all of you I do take this seriously and I understand exactly what all this mean……..

EARLY SUMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                 I’M SO VAIN. 

I walked into the party
Like I was walking onto a yacht
My hat strategically flipped backward with the brim to ONE side
My PNess….I let it stick out
I had both eyes on the mirror as
I watched myself gavotte (It was beautiful..and so was I)
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be my partner
they'd be my partner, and ….

you're just WHOOPING
you probably think this song is about you
you’re WHOOPING, (you’re jeeeerking)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
ITS NOT!
ITS NOT! 

Oh, you thought you had me several years ago
But I was not that naive
Well, you said that we’d made such a pretty pair
And that "The CP,  we'll NEVER let you leave"

you wouldn’t gave away the things you stalked
and ONE of them was CP
I had some dreams, there were clowns that were honking
Clowns that were honking, and then….

you're WHOOPING!
that must be WHAT! Those dreams mean
you're STALKING, you're STALKING
I'll bet you think this song is about you
IT IS!
IT IS!

IT IS!

I had some dreams, there were clowns that were honking
Clowns that were honking, and then….

you're WHOOPING!
that must be WHAT! That dream means!
you're WHOOPING, you're WHOOPING
I'll bet you have floppy shoes and frizzy hair too
they DO!
they DO! 

Well u hear I went up to Saratoga
and NATURALLY outran My own horse and won
Then I flew My Learjet up to NO!-va Scotia
To see my PNess totally eclipse the sun
Well, I’m where I should be all the time
And when I’m not, nitwit, Im some underworld spy
Or with the wife of a no- so-close friend, (like yours when you’re at work)
Wife of a not-so-close friend, but …

you're still just WHOOPING
you probably think this song is about you
you're WHOOPING, you're WHOOPING
I'll bet you think this song is ALL ABOUT ME (CP)
IT IS!

IT IS!

IT IS!

youre iiiiinsane

That’s why you think this webpage is about you

You…..Snort Cocain

That why you think this webpage is about you.

But,

I’M SO VAIN,

I NO! THIS WEBPAGE AND SONG ARE ALL ABOUT ME!

Suck. My Vein.

2/7/2020

This is a piece of paper.

This piece of paper is what you are in life. Because on this piece of paper I can make you anything I want. I can make you a hero or a criminal. I can make you have a glamourous life or I can put you in prison for th rest of it. Everything you do in life doesnt matter. Because this piece of paper makes you what you are. And tells everyone else what you are. I can make your hopes and dreams, or, I can take your hopes and dreams, with this piece of paper. In this country, this is how the jusitce system works. PATHETIC.

AND EVERY DAY IN THIS COUNTRY SOME PIECE OF SHIT cop USES THIS PIECE OF PAPER TO RUIN PEOPLES LIVES.

THE REASON policing DOESN’T WORK, NEVER HAS, AND NEVER WILL IS SIMPLE:

BECAUSE BY DEFINITION, WHEN SOMETHING WORKS….you STOP DOING IT. You STOP HAVING THE NEED TO DO IT. BECAUSE IT WORKED. NOTHING POLICING DOES “WORKS” BECAUSE DAY-AFTER-DAY, they CONTINUE TO HAVE TO DO THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Policing is an archaic ideal that has never worked and never will. The only thing policing has been good for since its inception, is to either keep the governing party in power through corruption or to superceed the governing party through corruption. But, the one, more important thing policing has done since it’s inception, without fail, IS TO PROVIDE A SOUCE OF INCOME TO INDIVIDUALS WHO BECOME cops, FOR A MINIMUM OF 20 YEAR, WHEN NOTHING they DO “WORKS”, then COLLECT their PENSIONS, AND THEN PASS ALONG THIS CAREER, THIS JOB, TO OTHER WHO CAN FLEECE THE PUBLIC FOR ANOTHER 20 YEAR, DOING THE SAME THINGS, AND OTHERS, THAT HAVENT WORKED AND DON’T WORK, AND COLLECT THEIR PENSION AND THEN PASS IT DOWN AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, INTO PERPETUITY. THAT WORKS. And they NO! it.

NOTHING they do works….But they still keep getting that check and pension, don’t they.Hmmmm. 

your cops job is not a pro-active job. a cops job is a reactionary job. the legality of your job is that you are to act AFTER an infraction has occured. YOU ARE NOT IN THE PREVENTION BUSINESS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FORTUNE TELLERS. It is a violation of every law and constitutional principal that this country was founded on for your cops to parade around "stoping things before they happen" because quite simply, you arent smart enough to do it, and quite honestly, if you were legally allowed to do so, you would manipulate situations to your own benefit AHEM AHEM, as you do, and you abuse the privivledge by setting up people to for your own benefit. Ever wonder why police arent the ones who prosecute crimes? BECAUSE they DON’T EVEN BELIEVE you ARE SMART ENOUGH, OR HONEST ENOUGH, TO. THAT'S WHY you DO THE GRUNT WORK.

This is the only country in the world that allows cops to go around threatening to shot people for no reason and lets them get away with it. you could travel to 4th world countries that dont let thier cops get away with that. NO! why? Because they dont need asshole doing that. Everybody there actually believes and NO’S! their cops are corrupt and they can just replace that asshole with another asshole who doesn’t go arounf showing or proving it. But not here. your cops threaten to shot people for NO! reason? Your cops threaten to cause bodily harm for NO! reason? NO PROBLEM! And that’s Bullshit.

your cops run whores. Didn’t’ hear ME? Your cops RUN WHORES. And deal drugs. Didn’t hear ME? Your cops ARE DRUG DEALERS. they do and they are. your cops run whores. you ever see the problem cops have when certain people approach certain girls? NO! WHAT that is? they call dibs on them. Then when someone else makes a move on that girl, or even if they just think they do, again, behaving proactively which they are not legally allowed to do, they harass, threaten, and falsely arrest people. Why? Because your cops run whores. Not every time, sometimes they have a legitimate interest in the girl, and abuse their police power to try to get her. But mostly, your FRATERNAL cop ORGANIZATIONS RUN WHORES. And they deal drugs. And you NO! WHAT else? Your cops DO DRUGS. FACT.

While we are on the subject. Through out my entire life. NEVER. And I Mean NEVER. Has anyone, ever, attempted to confront ME before he was a cop. NEVER. WHAT I MEAN BY THIS IS NOT THAT THESE PEOPLE WHO WOULD EVENTUALLY CONFRONT ME AS cops DID NOT NO! WHO I WAS BEFORE they WERE cops, NOR THAT they DIDN'T HAVE ILL WILL TOWARDS ME BEFORE they WERE cops. WHAT I MEAN IS THAT they DIDNT HAVE THE BALLS TO CONFRONT ME BEFORE  they WERE cops. THEN, AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THAN themselves GAVE THEM A GUN.....AND BACKUP, BEFORE THEY EVER CONFRONTED ME....AND STILL....WITHOUT ME NOing!, OR EVEN GIVING A FUCK AS TO WHO THE FUCK they WERE. PUSSIES. FUCKING PUSSIES.

“Ohhh some day I’ll show that CP, some day I’ll show that CP!” Yeah, show THE CP, and the rest of the world, WHAT! A Ballless Piece of Shit you are. you Showed It. AGAIN, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN.

THEY ARE NOT ENOUGH GUNS IN THE WORLD, OR PLACES TO LEAVE MY BODY, FOR you TO EVER BE ABLE TO KILL ME. NO! IT!

Do you NO! how many year of video I have from the early 2000's when youtube wasnt popular yet, of me walking down the street being harassed by cops, led away in ambulance, attempted to be murdered by the mafia, and other entertaining stuff that if I were ever to post it on social media, I would have the most views and susbcribes in the history of the fucking world… back when I was doing this stuff, I would routinely be stopped and harassed by the cops, arrested, sent to a hospital for mental health evaluations, and have my life and freedom threatened for walking down the street with a video camera in front of my face for protection by recording what was happening to ME. I was called crazy, a lunatic, mentally ill for walking down the street holding a camera. TODAY, try going 3 seconds without seeing some kid walking down the street with his or her cell phone in front of his or her face taking selfies, snaps, or videos of themselves. And the ironic part? These are also the kids of everyone who called me crazy: kids of the cops, the judges, the prosecutors, the doctors, the politicians....their kids walking down the street with a camera in front of their face. WHAT! Goes around, comes around. Why dont you arrest them. Why dont you send them to the hospital and call them mentally ill..because the system is rigged. It always has been. FUCK YOU. CHAAAAA CHING MOTHERFUCKERS.

NO! how you see all these tv shows and movies glorifying cops and how cool it is to be a cop.....NO! WHAT I'd like to see, just once, because once is all it will take? The origin story of how they became cops.

So here you go……Here it is:  For your consideration.

Scene one: Little boy grows up with hopes and dreams.

Scene two: Due to limited intelligence and ability, boys dreams die.

Scene Three: boy grows up to be a cop.

End scene.

Wow. real cool, huh? Be the best thing you watched all year… any year…but I don’t have to make a movie of it for you to see it. you can look out your window any day at some piece of flashing his lights and blaring his siren and witness it. it the movie that keeps on giving because it starts whenever you want it to and never ends. you can watch it anytime you want, and it will always make you chuckle. I just invented a new genre. I’d like to thank…..ME. Only ME.

NO! WHAT?!.... I know what you're thinking right now. youre thinking "OH THAT CP!!! THAT S.O.B SAYING ALL THESES THINGS ABOUT US!!!! OHHHHHHH WERE GONNA GET HIM!!! WHERE ARE THE GUNS, THE LIGHTS, THE SIRENS, AND MOST IMPORTANLY, THE PAPER!!!!"

Yeah. Hmmmm. Well. you try. Because this dated entry on this website will be the first thing I bring to trial. And distributed to many other places, to prove that you made everything up as retaliation and this was the reaon you did it. It's already been tried. It’s been tried many, many, times. MANY TIMES. SEEEEEEEE AND HEAR IT. THINK IT. NO! It.

Ohhhhhhh you're mad and you want to fight!!!! But you're Not Gonna Fight. Everybody NO'S! you're Not Gonna Fight. you're Just Gonna Get The Paper.....PUSSIES.

NO! WHAT you are? you're a bunch of punks. you were kids that grew up as bullies and punks and reached the age of 17 or 18 or so and said to yourselves: "Uh Oh, Im Not Going To Be Able To Go Through Life Being A Punk....I NO! WHAT I'LL DO! I'LL BECOME A LEGALIZED PUNK ASS BITCH!" Here's your gun and your badge!

And that's EXACTLY the reason THE CP NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, SAW OR HEARD OF ANY OF you BEFORE you BECAME cops. PUNK ASS BITCHES.

you NO! rappers and rap fans have this thing where they rank the GREATEST rappers of all-time and debate it. Well, here's a ranking that's anything but debatable. it goes...

1)THE CP

2)GOD

3)A Bunch Of Other Stuff.

4)A Steaming Pile Of Dog Shit.

Last) your cops

These motherfuckers walk around like they run the world because they pre-determine your life and what you are going to be ALLOWED to do. Then WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING. Why try to work for anything, or achieve anything, or accomplish anything if they are going to tell us WHAT we can do and WHAT we are ALLOWED to do in an allegedly FREE country. BULLSHIT! NO!

These cops are sophisticated criminals who NO! WHAT they're doing, have dont it for decades and centuries AND ITS ALL OF you THAT NEED TO SMARTEN UP.

So tough.  they sit there and do this thing, where they think they run all of society, irregardless of peoples rights, because they think they can just make stuff up and get rid of whoever they want. And they "let" things happen. and sit back. And "let" things happen. And sit back. And "let" things happen. And sit back. Until it gets to the point. the point they have already pre-determined. Most likely that point that would implicate them, or get them in trouble. AND THEN THEY TAKE ACTION. As if they were superheros streaking across the sky to save the day, but not save the day for society, NO, to save the day for themselves and their pensions. WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT. you dont pull that game. you dont do that. you NO! why you don’t do that? BECAUSE STEAKING THOUGH THE SKY AND SAVING THE SAY IS WHAT I DO AND you're NOT SMART ENOUGH, STRONG ENOUGH, OR CAPABLE ENOUGH TO DO IT. Don’t Steal My Shit.

And you want to NO! something else? If I didn't allow you, as in, let you, put handcuffs on ME, THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL, OR ANY OTHER PLACE, you'd EVER GET THEM ON ME. NO CHANCE EVER. I WOULD OVER POWER you. So the mear fact that I allowed you to put them on ME was because I KNEW AND NO! I am innocent and in a fair and just system, not the 'state system' the truth would have come out and those who were rightfully the criminals would have had their comeupance. The fact things played out the way they did, where you prosecute the innocent, REPEATEDLY, is all the proof that is needed to show this is all a sham and you pre-determine everything in your favor. you exposed yourself. But you'd NEVER get them on ME if I didnt ALLOW you. NEVER. you’d be shitting handcuffs for months.

you want to NO! WHAT you are in life? Failures that NEVER made it in life. you NEVER made it In sports. you NEVER made it in politics. you never made it in entertainment. so you had to become cops and you said to yourself "yeah well I didnt make it, but at least now as a cop, I can control who does make it. And I played againt THE CP and I told everybody THE CP sucks, so now I cant let THE CP succeed at something I told everybody I was better than him at, so at least as a cops I can do something about it now. Get the paper and WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP! Fucking pathetic losers. There are people who grew up rooting for sports teams that the very thought that THE CP would some day play on those teams would be enough to have them committ suicide. This is no joke. If these people that hate ME were to be forced to have to see ME on a team they grew up loving and cheering for their whole lives, they'd shot themselves in the face. Point blank.  But why go through the trouble of killing yourselves, when you can just get some paper and try to kill ME with it instead.

Want to test if WHAT! I’m saying here is true? Want to see if it passes mustard? I GOT 2 WORDS FOR YA!  italian mafia. There are more than enough ways to end the italian mafia anytime the justice system in this country wanted to. It could be wiped out in a day. All of it. Why isn't it? Because the Italian Mafia IS THE SINGLE BEST METHOD cops HAVE HAD TO NOT ONLY BE EMPLOYED, STAY EMPLOYED, PASS JOBS DOWN TO NEW cops AFTER 20 YEARS, AND COLLECT A PENSION THAT HAS EVER EXISTED. It is the biggest pyramid scheme ever and only to be surpassed by terrorism in the future. So, they do just enough to quell the mafia when they spark up more than they like, even though it could be ended outright anytime, and make the mafia believe that they have latitude in doing things they are doing when they dont, because it's less trouble for the cops if the mafia thinks there are some things they are getting away with to keep them busy, and keep the charade going, and going, going, and going. for decades, paying all these cops for never-ending investigations into mafias that dont really exist and they dont really exist because the cops label the mafia whatever they want it to be so the investigation keeps going, never ends, and the jobs stay open, the jobs get passed down, and the pensions keep flowing into perpetuity. THIS IS A FACT. There are some of you right now that dont even NO! what a mafia is who are probably under investigation for being part of organized crime because some asshole doesnt want the funding into his department cut so he needs to produce results in these investigations and unlucky you are about to have your life ruined because they gotta stay employed and pass investigations down and get that pension. This is NO bullshit. This is how the justice system works.

you could give ME an afternoon and I could put the mafia out of business by myself. and they cant do it FOR, GOING ON, WHAT AMOUNTS TO, CENTURIES!

How do I know the mafia could be stopped if they wanted to? I dont need to be the one that NO's! All of you NO! Too. This country invades forgein coutries we’ve never heard of before and not only defeats their armies with little to NO! effort,  but takes over their entire country in hours. We are talking about actual wars and we win them in minutes with mimimal effort. Yet, these assholes can find, or stop, 3 bald headed, fat guys, wearing flourecent suits, standing on a street corner with mortadela with mustard hanging out of their mouths, saying "forgetaboutit!" For DECADES....IF EVER! Game. Set. Match. But just be sure you dont write a webpage or make comments or let this information get out, because if you do, they'll uses the most powerful weapon in their arsenal against you. One that has killed more men than war, disease, or famin combined. Paper. Mustard Passed.

See you have to remember something. I have been arrested (on more than 1 occasion)  because animals who stalk or their own accord, and read my website were so jealous of it that they went into the police headquarters and filed complaints against me (with their cop friends of course) for ficticious crimes that never occured in claiming that I personally sent them this website to read, for the only reason being THAT DOING SO WOULD GIVE THEM THE OPPORTUNITY TO WRITE SOMETHING ON PAPER THAT THEY COULD THEN TRY TO PROVE AND CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT they WERE BETTER WRITERS THAN ME. INSANE!!!! THIS IS NO JOKE. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME. Do you NO! how incredibly mentally ill someone has to be to do something like that? And not only that, but they then flipped the story around to try to make people believe I was the crazy one for exposing all of the truth I do on this site ALL BECAUSE they WERE JEALOUS OF IT AND JEALOUS OF ME AND IT WAS EXPOSING THEM AND THEIR CRIMINAL, state-ENDORSED, trash. So mainstream celebrities, how many times have you had this happen to you? having a tough day being photographed at the ice cream stand? Ohhh did a 4 year old ask you to possess for a picture? PFFFFTTTT!!!! POPPYCOCK! I DID THAT BEFORE LUNCH! SUPERSTAR IS RIGHT HERE! THE WORLDS GREATEST CELEBRITY IS RIGHT HERE, BITCHES. And by the way, That whole "BITCH" thing was CLEARLY shoplifted from ME, bitch. It's all over this site, bitch, it even relinks to itself on the bottom, bitch, and its been there for nearly 2 decades, bitch. I have CLEARLY told you how to cite and reference when you use, steal, or hijack my stuff from this site. This extends to every element including, but not limited to, My PNess. Of which this falls under, bitches.

And you're saying to yourselves: "But THE CP, If all of this were true, why doesn't the media cover it?" Because they media is involved in it. ("Oh CP, There yYu Go With These Conspiracies Again) the media is in on it. Those in the media that have attempted to cover it have been threatened by the cops and the politicians, and organized crime into not covering it. But more so? I AM THE KING OF ALL MEDIA. The media is terrified of ME. My popularity. My ability to capture an audience. I am their number one threat to overtake them. Why would they cover ME? Why would they give me attention. I'd run them out of business. Better to try to bury me, hope I go away, and all these factors that affect each and every one of your lives on a daily basis than for them to drop a ratings point, or a bunch or ratings points, because they're not there to cover the actual news, theyre just there to cover what the cops and politcian and their corporate sponsors tell them to cover. Thats the world you live in. 99.9% of the actual news happens outside of the news. they only tell you what they want you to NO! WHAT! they can poison your mind with, and keep you sheep in line. Bitches.

And the sports media? do I even have to comment. BOUGHT OFF. there are news casters and radio host that got their jobs by being down on their knees sucking off anyone they can find to get those jobs at the detriment of those that deserve them and do it under the guise of burying others for their own and their businesses, own self interest. Dont believe me? When a sports boardcaster, oh lets pick a random one, say from your local hometown (everybodies got one), has his own radio show, but people cant call in and discuss sports because this cheesehead cant be bothered to stay up and watch games, or read the papers, or read the internet, because its too much work and he complains he has other stuff to do and he doesn't know the score of last nights game, or who is on WHAT! team, mind you, not other distant towns teams, but his own hometown team, and he bitches and complaints like a little girl about every little thing....HOW DOES THIS FUCKING GUY HAVE A JOB. Its like and accountant going into works and saying "I can deal with numbers today. I have too many other things to do".  you know something like this:

caller "hello. I'd like to talk about the game last night."

host: "I cant be bothered to stay up and watch the game last night. It was past 11pm. I'm busy.

caller "but you're a sports talk show host. your only job is to stay up and watch games so you can know who the players are, and the score is, and talk about it. you should have encyclopedic knowledge of all things sports past and present. maybe even future. Who are you letting fuck your wife to first get, and second, keep this job?"

host: " I can be bothered watching all these games and read about it on the internet and the paper. That's a lot of work. the games are too slow. they're on too late. I have kids and you expect me to work 4 hours a day, taking calls for 45 minutes of it, and talk sports on this show and also actually watch the games, know who the players are, and what is going on in the sports worl.....ohhh did I drop the call. Yeah the call dropped. Next caller..."

WHAT IS he AGREEING TO COVERUP TO OBTAIN AND KEEP THIS JOB, THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. EVEN BETTER, HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THIS FUCKING JOB! BECAUSE he IS SCREWING SOMEONE ELSE. THAT'S HOW. And you can go across all your media, in all your states, and find example of the same bullshit. ITS ALL A RIGGED SYSTEM ONLY FEEDING you WHAT they WANT you TO HAVE. FUCK you, you fracota piece of fucking shit and your wife who got you the job through her good will in the first place. fruitcocktail. Yeah. Complete fruitcocktail. Yeah. Lotta fruit. This whole thing is fruitcocktail.

And while we're on the subject. Theres a mainstream, top 4 network, sportscaster who really needs to find another profession. Only getting the job because his father was in some realms, a "legendary" sportscaster, this piece of shit really needs a mental health professional, you're nobody. Get a life ….. and some more hair plugs BECAUSE theyre ALL COMING FOR your JOB!

Let ME sum it up for you: Over The Past 22 Years, your sports teams that haven't won anything in decades, and some even longer, “won” your championships in ONE way:

Ownership: "you know, If you guys cant get it done, we're going to have to bring THE CP in here to win it for us". He Wins Everywhere He Goes."

Team: "NO! you Dont Have To Do That! We'll Win!" (Psst Get the "cowboy up!" get the paper and call the cops)

PERIOD. EXCLIMATION POINT. That's how you won. Fruitcocktail.

Then others have fraudulent ex-pro athletes as personalities for all the same self-serving reasons. "Oh but he was a professional ath-e-lete" AND he SUCKED. AND he, LIKE THE REST OF THEM, GOT THERE NOT THROUGH TALENT AND ABILITY BUT FROM THE DESIRE TO FUCK OVER SOMEONE ELSE WHO ACTUALLY DESERVED TO BE THERE. THATS THE WAY IT WORKS. SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I CAN BEAT you ON A FIELD, OR OFF ONE, ANY FUCKING DAY. Cower out before you are dragged out.

These ex-pro athletes are hilarious though. they all want to be in media after their playing careers. As though they have some right, or some special skill, that either was overlooked, or just put on the back burner because they were playing. What a load of bullshit. And not only doing it in sports. NO! they are fit to do it on morning shows and news shows and financial shows, and enterainment shows( you gap-tooth, lisp having, hooker). What a crock of bullshit. Sitting there with established news people (still fraudulent in their own way), or established actors and wanting them to cowtow to them because they graduated from 3rd grade and finished 3 credits in college before playing in a professional sports league that they were only there because they wanted to bury someone better. Yeah, you the shit! A real piece of shit.

And while we’re on this subject. Do you want to NO! the reason why black athletes far outnumber white athletes in professional sports….Is it talent…is it ability…NO! NO! WHAT IT IS?

IT’S THAT you ARE BETTER “SCHEMER’S”, AKA Hustlers, (WHAT do you think they mean when they ‘hustlin’…this is their code, they NO! WHAT it means between eachother) THAN MOST WHITE PEOPLE. You GREW UP “SCHEMIN’” IN THE STREETS GROWING UP AND you’ve BEEN TRYING TO SCREW OTHER PEOPLE TO GET WHAT you WANT your WHOLE LIFE MUCH BETTER THAN MOST WHITE PEOPLE. you HAVE TAKEN SPORTS, AND MUSIC, AND OUT-SCHEMED EVERYBODY TO HAVE CAREERS BY GETTTING RID OF MORE TALENTED PEOPLE THE SAME WAY you DID GROWING UP IN THE HOOD: FRAMING PEOLE, SNITCHING ON PEOPLE, THREATENING PEOPLE, HAVING  ‘your boys’ DO THE DIRTY WORK FOR you, UNDERWORLD SHIT INVOLVING THE cops. THAT’s How you’re THERE. How’s my Ass Taste 2, 13, Rapist 24/8….AND MANY MANY OTHERS. Or should I direct that directly to “your boys” so you can deny it….

Because bottom line: THERE IS NO WAY ANY OF you ARE GOING TO MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY DOING ANYTHING ELSE IN LIFE, you NO! It, AND you ARE NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE TAKE IT AWAY FROM you. SO you DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO STAY THERE. you DO your DRUGS. You DO your STEROIDS, you Call your cops FRIENDS, you CALL ‘your boys’, And you Get your PAPER. AND THE LEAGUES, AND THE INDUSTRY NO! IT. 

And If you're feeling Sorry About your Plight, Just Remember, The Last Best Thing you Can Hope For Is WON Last Look At The STAR....Before. you. GO. Because Regardless of WHAT you Want People To Call you, Or WHAT you think you've accomplished, The Best Title To Have In Life...Is "NOT DEAD" - The CP Mentality (and rapist 24/8, That Was Written Before TEAMcopTER).

In the late 90's and early 2000's, I had a profile on AOL, as I'm sure many of you did, and I would change the composition of that profile multiple times on a daily basis, and you know what happened? people told me I must have some mental health disorder because I change the composition of my profile so much during the course of a day. they tried to falsely arrested me and send me to hospitals because I changed my aol profile multiple times in a day. NO! WHAT they call changing your profile multiple time in a day now? a tweet.

I was putting up away messages on my AOL instant messanger and AIM multiple times a day and you know what would happen, people would send me messages "Nobody cares what you are doing!" Who do you think you are!” NO! what they call putting up an away message today? a tweet. NO! what happened? they tried to falsely arrest me for it and send me to hospitals because I must have some type of mental health disorder to put up multiple away messages through out the course of a day, and even more outrageous, to believe anyone cared about it.

I was twitter before twitter existed and the idea for it.....most likely, came from ME. NO! It did come from me.

And who was behind doing this? the cops. the cops had nothing to do all day than to read my AOL profile and my away message and then try to superimpose ficticious crimes on me to try to get rig of me because I was getting popular and famous and exposing the truth. , But most importantly, they WERENT MAKING ANY MONEY OFF ME FROM DOING IT. And nobody in the entertainment industry was making money of ME doing it. I must be one powerful motherfucker.

The Key To Success Is NOT Being Somewhere When Everbody Wants you There. Anybody Can Be Somewhere And Do Something When Everybody Wants you There And Wants you to.

The Key To Success Is Being Somewhere When NOBody Wants you There.

Lucky All Of you. Lucky Because Today, I Am Going To Let you In On The Biggest Secret In The History Of Professional Sports, Entertainment, Politics, or any of the other things you aspire to be that you think is too difficult, or the things that others have told you are unachievable. Want to NO! WHAT it is? Here you go:

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BEST PLAYER, MVP, HALL OF FAMER, OR THE MOST PROLIFIC MOVIE STAR IN THE WORLD, OR THE TOP RANKED ELECTED OFFICIAL, AND THE BUM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IS AN INCREDIBLY THIN LINE. A LINE AS THIN AS THE THIN BLUE LINE. BECAUSE IF THE PEOPLE WHO ARE AT WHAT YOU BELIEVE TO BE THE TOP OF THEIR PROFESSIONS DIDNT HAVE cop friends THAT KEEP THEM WHERE they ARE, CONSTRIBUTED TO them GETTING THERE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, ALLOWED, A L L O W E D! them TO GET THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE, ANYONE A N Y O N E! OF YOU WOULD HAVE JUST AS GOOD A CHANCE AT BEING WHAT they ARE AND DOING WHAT they Do. WHY:

BECAUSE THE DIFFERENCE IN TALENT BETWEEN THE ALL-STAR MVP HALL OF FAMER, AND MOVIE STAR, AND THE POLITICAN AND THE BUM WALKING DOWN THE STREET IS SO TINY AND MINISCULE, IF NOT EVEN TILTED IN THE DIRECTION OF THE BUM, AND ITS ONLY THAT THIN LINE, THAT THIN BLUE LINE THE LINE, OF ALLOWING you TO DO WHAT you DO, THAT SEPERATED YOU FROM THEM.

That’s It. That’s All.

And that's the reason why the entertainment industry was, and is, so terrified, of social media, and Dudes with webpages and AOL profiles and AOL Instant messangers that attract lots of attention. Today, be it twitter, or facebook, or whatever. Because those in charge in entertainment have a limited ability to control who gets popular because those using this social media are doing it themselves under NO! control of the them and the industry. So, they call the cops to try to trump up charges to try to get you to stop, because THEY AREN'T MAKING MONEY OFF you! AND BECAUSE IF you GET POPULAR you ARE TAKING THAT FAME AWAY FROM SOMEONE they WANT TO MAKE FAMOUS AND BE FAMOUS BECAUSE THAT’S WHO they MAKE THEIR MONEY OFF OF.

Would you like to debate ME on this? you A LITTLE upset I’d come out and say this…or BETTER yet, expose it? OK. But before you open you mouth, one more thing and then you can decide if you still would like to open your mouth:

The entertainment industry has something called “the screen actors guild”.

To go off on a tangent for a moment: I actually studied this in school in a creative writing class taught by an ivy league professor and my topic I was given for a paper was the screen actors guild and how it came about. Now to be clear, this was a creative writing class and for those of you, which are many, especially cops, and judges, and attorneys, and doctors, and politicians, who dont understand, or have a disease of the mind that prevents them from understanding, the goal of a writer is to be able to take a topic, any topic, pick a side, for or against, and write as brilliantly as one can REGARDLESS OF WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN WHAT YOU ARE WRITING, WHETHER YOU ARE FOR OR AGIANST IT, OR WHETHER YOU ARE ACTUALLY TAKING A SIDE YOU BELIEVE IN OR NOT. IT’S ABOUT THE WRITING, NOT HOW OUTLANDISH, MUNDANE, GRAVELY CONCERNING, OR A LITANY OR OTHER ADJECTIVES YOU CAN USE TO DECRIBE WHAT YOU ARE READING IS, ITS ABOUT THE WRITING.

So, the fact I have actually been arrested and threatened with prison and a mental institution for writing this webpage either proves I am the GREATEST writer in history, or that you are the stupidiest collecting of criminal motherfuckers that have ever lived. But its mutually exclusive. It cant be both. And if I AM THE GREATEST WRITER EVER THEN I SHOULD BE TREATED AS SUCH, AND REWARDED AHEM AHEM, AS SUCH, AND COMPETNSATED AS SUCH. Just as if its the other way around, you should go to prison for the rest of your useless fucking lives.

But I digress. The entertainment industry has  this thing called “the screen actors guild”. Once you cut through all the bullshit, the main reason the entertainment industry has the screen actors guild IS TO PREVENT PEOPLE FROM WALKING IN OFF THE STREET WITH NO EXPERIENCE AND TAKING JOBS, ACTING JOBS, AWAY FROM ESTABLISHED ACTORS, AND EVEN WHAT THEY WOULD DEFINE AS, AND HAVE LABORIOUSLY CREATED, MOVIE STARS.

So here's where I am going with this:

If acting was a career that was based on merit, on years of study, or just pure natural ability/genius, and the system was completely, or even partially fair (non-corrupt), THEN WHY WOULD you NEED A GUILD THAT PROTECTS YOU ACTORS FROM HAVING THEIR JOBS STOLEN BY PEOPLE WHO JUST WALK IN OFF THE STREET. THE FACT you EVEN HAVE THIS GUILD ONLY SAYS ONE THING:

NOTHING WE DO IS SPECIAL. ANYONE CAN DO IT. WE HAVE NO SKILL OR TALENT. WE ACTIVELY CREATE THEN FORCE DOWN your THROATS EVERYONE we WANT you TO SEE AS A “STAR”, SO WE MADE THIS GUILD TO KEEP PEOPLE FROM TAKING OUR JOBS AND DOING WHAT WE KNOW ANYONE ELSE CAN DO IF HE OR SHE WERE GIVEN THE CHANCE.

This is exactly true! and I NO! some of you right now are agreeing with it, although coming out and saying it will harm your career, so instead you'll just sit there wide-eyed with your lips pressed shut and ever-so-slightly nod in the affirmative. NO! it’s not the academy. you should be thanking ME.

Dont get this wrong. I AM NOT SAYING you ARE NOT TALENTED. Maybe some of you, somewhere, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, way down, how some semblance of talent. Maybe. But, WHAT I AM SAYING, IS THAT you ARE SAYING, THAT you ARE NOT TALENTED BY HAVING THIS GUILD THATS ONLY FUNCTION CAN BE TO PROVE ANYONE CAN DO WHAT you DO.

(note: I am not calling you untalented. I am not calling you talented either, though. If anyone has paid for his "art" or his ability to "entertain", or to vocalize his freedom of speech, it's ME. WHAT I am saying though, is that you give off the impression you are not very confident in your skill or ability if you have to close off the profession to others. and this is regardless if I am, or am not, part of this very profession, directly or indirectly.)

Maybe, instead of a guild, you could have like a poker club or a knitting circle instead. It might give of a better vibe.

But you see here……thats exactly what professional sports does. its what politicians do. its what corporate america does.

All of you, and you NO! it, have achieved your success through MARKETING what you want people to believe because its good for you. you have created this line, by utilizing the thin blue line, to try to make people believe WHAT you do is so special, but at the same time, create things like the screen actors guild which only says to people nothing you do is special. And thats FACT.

you were forced to embrace social media, not because you wanted to, you feel it cheapens your product, but you didnt have a choice because it wasn't going anywhere and you couldnt control it.....well.... not completely. Remember the thin blue line. you can control it that way...or try to.

Still want to debate? Didnt think so.

And how is this enforced? by trying to control social media. the entertainment industry HATES social media. they dont like the idea people can become famous and make money without them because they MAKE everybody you see as a star AND they GET PAID FOR IT. THATS HOW THEY MAKE MONEY! If people can become stars on thier own, how are they gonna get paid? they HATE social media. they dont want their star communicating with you on twitter or any other social media source. they dont want that thin line violated. they want seperation between their star and you, because if there isnt seperation, then everybody is the same and they cant make money off that. They’ve lost the line that seperates WHAT they want you to see as special and what makes eveything else ordinary, and if there is no line, there is no reason anyone will pay to see anything they produce. If there is no line, THERE’S NO MONEY.

Same thing with professional sports. if professional athletes didn't have cop friends that kept the competition away, none of them would have jobs because WHAT they do isnt that difficult. they have underworld figures that fuck people up for them. judges, prosecutors, that keep the road clear. THE LINE IS THIN AND THIS IS WHAT SEPERATES YOU FROM THEM AND THE THIN BLUE LINE IS WHAT ENFORCES IT FOR THEM.

To put it plainly: If every player in professional baseball, all 700 or so we replaced, and by replaced, I mean you never actually got to see them play, by 700 completely different players of lesser skill set, NOBODY WOULD EVER NO! THE DIFFERNCE BECAUSE you GOT SOLD ON THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TELLING you THESE REPLACEMENTS ARE THE BEST AND you BELIEVE IT, BUT ONLY BECAUSE you NEVER GOT TO SEE THE OTHER GUYS WHO WERE ACTUALLY BETTER PLAY. you ARE ALL SHEEP AS TO WHAT IS WRITTEN ON PAPER.

SO, IF you NEVER GET TO SEE THE CP, HOW DO you NO! hes NOT THE BEST.....EVER....BECAUSE I'M TELLING you HE IS.

 EXACTLY.

They want you to look at their people. NOT THE TRUTH.

Politics, Corporate World? Read Above. Same Thing.

But if you never got to see The CP, and The CP didn't tell you about it, you'd never NO!

They want you to look at their people. NOT THE TRUTH.

There are, at a minimum, 7 professional sports franchises situated around me as I type this. they all NO! who I am. they NO! I Am At This Moment, And Have Been For Years, Better Than The Trash they Make All Of you Pay To Watch, And they Also All NO! they Are Guilty Of The Above Infractions. But if you were to ask them if they know who I Am, they'd say NO! Now apply what I just told you above, and you NO! Why. And they NO! they're In Deep.

They want you to look at their people. they want you to look at who they decided would be their bitches, WHAT Makes them money. NOT THE TRUTH.

Oh we could make a movie about it. Let me guess...Would it be a movie about a street tough with a heart of gold...yeah...I think we've seen that before. That was probably about ME too. Why not.

And that Fucking Idiot Running Professional Wrestling? He's Been Stealing My Shit For Years! But you've never seen ME there. WHY. No Money in it for him. Its better he steals my stuff and puts it on his guys that he can control. That’s where the money is.

To put it simply: "THIS TEA IS STONE COLD"......MY ASS!!!!!

they Like To Call It: "The Attitude Era".

But The CP Just Calls It: "ALL MY SHIT.".

IF YA SMEEEEEEEELLLLLL WHAT! THE CP.....ISSSSSSSSS COOOOKIN'.

Rated-R CP Star. STOLEN.

Best In The World – STOLEN.

So to summerize:

"The First Thing I Want To Be Done, Is To Get That Piece Of Crap Out Of My League. Dont Just Get him Out Of The League, Get him Outta My World. Because I Have Proved son,  beyond a shadow of a doubt , you Never Had What It Takes, EVER. you Sit There And you Thump your steroids And you Call your cops And It Didnt get you Anywhere. Talk About your SARM's Talk About Home Run Number 714, CP 21 SAYS I JUST WHIPPED, AND WILL CONTINUE TO WHIP, your ASS. All you got To Do Is Go Get Yourselves A Cheap Bottle Of Cowboy Up! and Try to Drug yourself Up Into Thinkin you Had The Talent you Never Actually Had. As The Best In The World, I'm Servin Notice To Everyone Of you Clowns, I Dont Give Damn WHAT you Think you Are, you're ALL On The List, And That's CP's, And I'm Fixin' To Start Runnin Through All Of Ya."

AWESOME. (Stolen, Too.)

So WHAT Can We Infer From This:

I AM THE GREATEST WRITER, ACTOR, ATHLETE, POLITICIAN, BUSINESSMAN, SOCIAL MEDIA DUDE, AND LOTS OF OTHER STUFF, EVA…….EVA! (Soon To Be Stolen)

Now maybe I should start my own guild.....NO!.... I'm Confident In My Talent And Skill.

There's ONLY ONE STAR.....AND IT'S ME.

Ohhhhhh And Remember....you’d NEVER Get Them On ME. NEVER.

But Be Sure To Be Like your Professional Athletes you Get Paid Off To Protect their Jobs And:

EAT CLEN. TREN HARD. ANAVAR GIVE UP! and you too Can Cheat Try To Beat ME. Fuckers. Try. But, NEVER Be Quite Good Enough To Actually Do It. Fuckers.

Ohhhhhhhh! And ONE Other Thing…..ARTIST. Bitches.

1/1/2020

you sit around and wonder "Is The CP Lying?" But, WHAT you should be wondering is "WHAT If THE CP is The Only One Telling The Truth?"

All I have to do is keep being WHAT! I already am and always have been: The GREATEST Ever. you have to keep up the charde or bullshit, and lies, and deception, and chicanery you've been using and abusing for years to try and make people believe you are something you're not and make people believe I'm not WHAT! I am (The GREATEST Ever, in case you already forgot). your job is much tougher than mine.

This site is like my PNess. It cant be prejudicial or racisit or any of those other things becasue eventually everybody is gonna get it.

I'm Expressin' With My Full Capabilities...THAT'S WHY ASSHOLES WANT TO SEE ME LIVIN' IN CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES.

The reason policing Is A Failed endeavor That Has NEVER worked And NEVER WIll Is Simple:

11/19/2019

OoooOhhhh !!

NO No NO NOOO!!!!! 

There's a place …. that I NOOOOOOO!
It's real pretty there and many claim to have gone
If I show it to you now

 Will it make you run and hide

Or will you stay
Even if it hurts
Even if you try to push it out
It will return
And remind Me who I really am
Just bend over take it in the can 

Everybody's needs My PNess
you will love me
you will love mine
This one is picture perfect
And mines worth it
You know that it’s worth it

you Will love me
Even with my PNess out 

Like a diamond
From white dust
It's hard you know
It can become
If you give up
So don't F*ck with Me
Just bend over take it in the can 

Everybody needs My Pness
Do you love me?
Can you love mine?
This one is picture perfect
And it’s worth it
You know that its worth it

 You Will love me
Even with my PNess out

Don't run and hide (from My PNess)
Don't run and hide (from My PNess)
Just tellin’ you that you will stay
I Promise you it will stay
Don't run and hide (from My Pness)
Don't run and hide (rom My Pness)
Just promisin’ you will stay
Promisin’ you it will stay 

Will you love Me? Ohhhhhh
Everybody's needs My Pness
you will love it
you will love mine
This one is a picture perfect
And it’s worth it
You know that it’s worth it
you will love me
Even with my PNess out 

Don’t run and hide (from My Pness)

Don’t run and hide (from My Pness)

I Promise It Stays.

9/1/2019

Have to have high, high cops from the beginin
Shooting at the stars when you aint out there killin'
Dont have a dime but think you got a pension
you must have some high, high cops
Have to have high, high cops to begin with
Didn't know how but you always had a feeling
you were gonna be that one in a million
you must have high, high cops

Mama said
Dont f*ck up the prophecy
Look at something GREATER
you have NO legacy
Man-with-breast destiny
Back in the days
you wanted to be everything, wanted to be everything
Mama said
NO one will write you biographies
Rewrite your report
Light up (crack pipe) your wildest dreams
Paper victories, everyday
you wanted to be everything, wanted to be everything

Mama said, The CP said just give up, be a cop, life is too complicated
All tied up, in your trunk, no more love, and I'd hate to see you life wasted.

Had to have high, high cops to begin with
Shooting for the stars when you cant even put food in the kitchen
Dont have a dime but think you have a pension
you must have high, high cops
Had to have high, high cops to begin with
Didn't know how but you always had a feeling
you were gonna be that one in a million
you must have some high, high cops

Mama said
It's uphill for oddities
The stranger crusaders
Ain't ever wannabes
The weird and the novelties
something you'll never be
you wanted to be everything, wanted to be everything

Stay up on that rise (coke)
Stay up on that rise and never come down (coke)
Stay up on that rise (coke)
Stay up on that rise and never come down (coke)

Mama said just give up, be a cop, life is too complicated
All tied up, in your trunk, no more love and I'd hate to see your life wasted

they SAY IT'S ALL BEEN DONE BUT THE HAVEN'T SEEN THE BEST OF THE CP, YET, YET, YET...

SO THIS NEXT RUN IS GONNA BE THE ONE TO SEE, HEY HEY HEY

Musta Had high, high cops to begin with
Shooting at the stars when you shoulda been shootin yourself-at
Dont have a dime but think you got a pension
you must have some high, high cops

Had to have high, high cops from the beginin
Freebasin crack up in yo mamas kitchin

you were gonna be that one in a million
you must have high, high, cops
Had to have high, high cops from the beginin
Freebasin crack up in yo mamas kitchin
you were gonna be that one in a million
you must have high, high, cops
Had to have high, high cops from the beginin
Freebasin crack up in yo mamas kitchin
you were gonna be that one in a million
you must have high, high, cops.

5/4/2019

 I Bring you All....Shaft Balls PNess. Enjoy.

Shaft Balls PNess
Oh baby
Gonna get to your girls

Shaft Balls PNess, Grrrrrr rrrr rrrr rrr!

Shaft Balls PNess ooh baby
Gonna get to you girls
Shaft Balls PNess ooh baby
Really want you in my world

Shaft
Hey girl, right in your eyes
I see a picture of ME all the time
Balls
And girl, in your smile
You got to know that I drive you wild
Shaft Balls PNess
Ooh baby, I’m always on my mind
Shaft Balls PNess
Ooh girls, I really think it's just a matter of time

Shaft Balls PNess ooh baby
Gonna get to you girls
Shaft Balls PNess ooh baby
Really want you in my world

Shaft      
Hey girls, can't you see
I've got to have you all just for CP
Balls
And girl, yes you know it's true,
NO! one else will ever do
Shaft Balls PNess
Ooh baby, I’m always on your mind
Shaft Balls Pness

Ohhhh girl…
Tell the WHOOP WHOOP, it's just a matter of time

Shaft Balls PNess ooh baby
Gonna get to you girls
Shaft Balls PNess ooh baby
Really want ME in your world

C, C, CP….
Shaft Balls PNess 

(Are you A guy And Don’t like The CP? NO! Problem!)

(CP) Step one, I can go grab my gun.
(CP) Step two, I can come look for you.
(CP) Step three, It’ll be just you and ME.

(CP) Step four, Clips? I brought more.
(CP) Step five, Don't you that it’s time to die!

           PULL...ULL...ULL...ULL! 

(..and….worlds tiniest violin at your funeral.)

Shaft Balls PNess...
Don't you know I need you
Shaft Balls PNess...
Yes, I do girls
Shaft Balls PNess
Ooh baby, I’m always on your mind
Shaft Balls PNess
Tell your parents, I really think it's just a matter of time

Shaft Balls PNess
Shaft Balls PNess girls
Ooh baby
Gonna get to your girls
To your girls
Shaft Balls PNess
Yeah, ooh baby
you want ME, you need ME, you want ME in your world
Shaft Balls PNess
(OOooooooOOOOOooooooOOOooooh)
To you girls
Shaft Balls PNess
Oh girls, really want you in my world
Shaft Balls PNess, ooh baby

2/13/2019

When Evaluating Individuals Walking Down The Street, you Have A Couple Of Choices:

1) He's A Bum.

2) He's Not A Bum. He's Just Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Really Tough.

Be Sure To Make The Correct Decison Because A Mistake Could Prove Fatal.

Break The WHOOP Down.

Break Down The WHOOP.

For those about to rock and what ya want
Baby you know you're judas and I'm your priest
Baby what I got is not from the least
Bring it through the stage in the rage I'm the beast

Step in the arena and take the WHOOP down
Step in the arena and take the WHOOP down

Now you NO!

Comin' on Down

CP, Bro.

you NO! I Got Cha.

Now you NO!

It's CP, Bro.

Yeahhh, Yeah

I'm awaken from a deep sleep
you're all weak
you're living in the agony of defeat
I am the master of your whole heap
I turn your WHOOP WHOOP into BEEP BEEP

Step into the town and break the WHOOP down
your heart beat is the only sound
Step into the light and then you'll NO!
you were stopped and dropped by the PNess of CP, Bro.

Now you NO!

CP, Bro.

Comin' Down

you Feel Me Now?

Now you NO!

you Feel Me Now?

Uhhhhh....

BREAK THE WHOOP DOWN!

For those about to rock, Set the clock
For those about to jump, I'm all pumped
For those about to go, Watch me flow
Break down the WHOOP ...... It's CP, Bro.

Watch you want?
I'll break you down
What ya got?
When CP not around?......

0

For those about to rock and what ya want
Baby you know you're judas and I'm your priest
Baby what I got is not from the least
Bring it through the stage in the rage I'm the beast

Step in the arena and break the WHOOP down
Step in the arena and break the WHOOP down

Now you NO!

Comin' On Down

CP, Bro.

you NO! I Got cha

Now you NO!

It's CP, Bro.

Yeahhh, Yeah

I'm awaken from a deep sleep
you're all weak
you're living in the agony of defeat
I am the master of your whole heap
I am the pastor flock ya like sheep

Step into the town and break the WHOOP down
your heart beat is the only sound
Step into the light and then you'll NO!
you were stopped and dropped by the PNess of CP, Bro.

Now you NO!

CP, Bro.

you Feel Me Now?

Now you NO!

It's CP Bro.

BREAK THE WHOOP DOWN!

For those about to rock, Set the clock

For those about to jump, I'm all pumped

For those about to go, Watch me flow

Break down the WHOOP, It's CP, Bro.

Watch you want?
I'll break you down
What ya got?
When CP Not Around?.....

0

**********

12/25/2018

 Once there was this cop who
Got into a situation; he should have gone to school
But when he finally came back
his hair had turned from black into bright white
he said that it was from when
The CP bitch slapped him soooooooo haaaaaard 

WhooooOOOOoooop

WhooooOOOOoooop 

Once there was this girl who
Wouldn't tell the truth even when The CP told her to
And when they finally found her
They saw burn marks all over her body
She then tried to explain it
It was from when The CP threw her in a dumpster and lit it on Fiiiiiiire 

WhooooOOOOoooop
WhooooOOOOoooop 

WhooooOOOOoooop

WhooooOOOOoooop 

But both the girl and boy were glad
'Cause one bitch had it worse than that 

'Cause then… there was this judge who
Couldn’t see and hear The CP when The CP Told Him To
Then when they went to their church
They saw a casket RIGHT there on the church floor
They couldn't quite explain it
They'd just see and heard him drunk driving the daaaay befoooooore 

WhooooOOOOoooop
WhooooOOOOoooop 

WhooooOOOOoooop

WhooooOOOOoooop.

So....Anybody Wanna Be Friends....

 10/4/2018

It was October 4, 2003, 15 years ago. The reason I remember the date today is because it was the day I got throw in a holding cell for the majority of the day because I went to protect my property from a mafia affiliated, drug dealing criminal who was friends with the local police department and mayor who set it all up. 

I was brought underground into the basement of the new safety complex, one of a few that had been recently built by my blood that had been spilled over many occasions by corrupt politicians in "the state" to cover up their crimes and appease those who know where "the bodies are buried”, by some punk-ass bitch of a cop that I could have snapped in half with one finger. 

I sat there for a while in a holding cell. By myself. Not ever told what for. There was no way to tell the time, though after a while, I felt it was night. Late night. Yet still, not an ounce of fear in ME. Imagine that. I had been hauled away by a criminal cop, probably mafia affiliated, to protect his mafia, criminal friend, on a Saturday when no one would be around to get me out (convenient), and I sat in this dark, dank, yet new basement of a safety complex mostly built with my blood, surrounded in cells by drug dealers and gang members and other low life scum, you know, the typical upstanding citizens of 'the state", and I had NO fear. Not a bit. In fact, I remember thinking, if someone had just given ME a laptop and a window, it would pretty much be another day, aside from the scumbags and basement and stuff. That should be scary to you. you put me in the worst place you could have put me, and it didn’t even stand out as remarkable to ME. None of it. But was I pissed off? Yeah, I was pissed off. Probably did it because I was going around on my AIM instant messanger with away message like "CP SAFETY COMPLEX" That they were stalking. I appreciate the preview. you'll find out why below.

But what pissed me off wasn’t what you think it was. At least, not the thing that pissed me off most. Not even the fact I would be missing a playoff game by the local baseball club that they ended up winning with a late home run, a team that full well knows of ME and my proficiency with a bat and a ball, but somehow, within the context of this situation, probably declined to know who I am or maybe it just benefited some on the team that I wasn’t around. But one can't help but wonder....would things have been different for them had I been there. 2 things have happened since then. I'm still here and better than ever and none of you still are. Like a hanging knuckle ball in extra innings on a cold October evening. you gone, man. you gone. So YES, things would have been different for you. NO, it wasn’t that. What it was, was that in what I presume to be the early morning, this big, fat, mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, n*gger of a guard came over to me cell, opened the slot, and left me some food. Now, I ended up in there at some time around 1pm and it must have been around 2am at that time, but I wasn’t hungry, so that's not why I was pissed off either. When I looked down, I saw the two objects that had been left for me and saw the bright yellow wrappers and noticed the writting on the wrapper. These two fast food items said "HAMBURGER" on them. And I stopped for a second, and thought to myself, first about the situation that I was in, the things that led to the situation I was in, and all the wrongs "the state" had committed against ME for all those years that led ME here at this point. Then, I though about all the money those politicians had stolen, and all the money the mafia had stolen, and all the money these cops had stolen to build this building I was in, and how much money the mayor and the city council had stolen, and all the things they were doing to ME to try to silence ME so that they could try to get away with the crimes they committed and money they had stolen. Then I said to myself: 

"With all the money these motherf*ckers have stolen, they are going to send this big, fat, mouth breathing, knuckle dragging, n*gger of a guard over to ME at 2am and they couldn’t even afford to put a slice of cheese on these motherf*cking burgers". 

you criminal f*cks.

And that's what really pissed ME off. Then I was really angry. I mean, not that I was going to eat it anyways, but f*ck that! And after everything I had been through, that day and before, that's what really pissed me off. I took those burger and threw them in the trash like I decided that day I intended to do to you. That should be even scarier. 

The Lesson: Don’t waste MY time having ME go through all 500 of you individually. Speed it up. Figure out who the biggest and baddest and toughest on your force is, bring that sack of garbage, and I’ll just kick the shit out of him, or most likely, her, instead. I know it will free up my schedule. 

Oh and the game? I found out about it the following day when I got out. But by then, I didn’t really give a shit about the game. Nor about people trying to steal my glory by trying to get rid of ME. They were dead to ME.

Then you know what happened?

Fortune, Fame, Mirror Vain, Going Insane....

BUT THE MEMORIES REMAIN. (But That's All That Will Remain)

To These Faded PreMadonnas. This Little Tin goddess.

"La DaDa Da La La La la......"  you strangled yourselves. you choked on your own cocks. The golden goose said "F*CK you"!

And YOU’RE GOING to be standing there on the sidewalk with your own crank in your hands begging for change on the side of the road stroking your cat like your stroking your cocks BECAUSE THE GOLDEN GOOSE IS GONE. THE MONEY MAKER IS GONE. THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW IS GONE.

I AM THE SHOW.

I MAKE IT RAIN MONEY.

AND I CAN MAKE IT RAIN ANYWHERE I CHOOSE. BITCHES.

But you Can Still Go "whoop, whoop".

And I Can Go " whoop, whoop, WHOOP".

Ohhhh....Beatcha Again. Guess Some Things Are Just Meant To be.

And at the end of the day, your day that is, if I only end up ever doing this, ONE thing will be indubitably true:

I NO! WORDS, man. I NO! THE BEST WORDS, man. (Even The Misspelled ONES)

you DONE, man. you DONE.

Now, GET OUT OF MY FACE. I'm Going To Take A Moment To Reflect. My Reflection In The Mirror That Is.

 Which reminds ME. The reflection in that stainless steel sink in my cell was outstanding. Maybe thats why time went by so fast. At least something I paid for was worth it.

 Heres the thing though. I'm going to take that motherf*cking safety complex from you. And when I do, I'm going to do as all GREAT conquerers have done throughout history when they place their flag over the land they have conquered. I'm going to put MY big bright STAR in that big glass front. I'm going to erect MY PNESS all over you. funny how it looks like it was designed for that very purose.Then think about how many sinks I can look at my reflection in.

Architecturally speaking, what I like best about it is that it is pink in hugh. Like the color of your vaginas. And since all of you will be inmates in it, we wont have to look far to have fun activities like "hang an asshole next to the Star from a chandelier" night. 

And then Im going to take the other ones that belong to ME and do the exact same thing, too.

SEE and HEAR it.

Think It.

NO! it.

Ash To Ash. Dust To Dust. F*ck you cops

9/18/2018

"Special" Comes In, Does Whatever He Wants To Do, Influences Things In A Way No One Though Possible, Makes People Think In Ways They Never Thought Before, Disrupts Everything, And Changes Things Forever. That's What "Special" Is. That's What Special Does. Because If "Special: Isn't Doing That, "Special" Doesn't Have A Job. "Special" Is Unemployed. That's "Specials" Only Job. - The CP. Circa 2018. (But Really His Whole Existence)

8/7/2018

 I'm gonna put my hands on your breasts
 Think I'll dust them off so you can put em' back up on the shelf
 Incase some of your hardluck life guards are in need
 And I aint coming out of left field
 Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son, Dont go sayin' that it's only 66 now
 you think it's over now but I feel it still
 Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son, Dont lie and kick it up to 86 now
 Another 25 over, you'd be lyin' still
 cop got a mouth from his hooker to feed? leave it with a welfare center, or better yet, call the grave digger
 and here comes the fallen leaves
 And I aint coming out of left field
 Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son, Dont go sayin' that it's only 66 now
 Might of had your fill but you feel it still
 Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son, Dont lie and kick it up to 86 now
 you think it's over now but I feel it still
 We could fight a war for your piece
 (Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son)
 Give into that your still livin', goodbye to your hopes and dreams
 Start rollin' over my enemies
 But I wont wait until the walls come down
 (Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son)
 It's time to give a little back for the kids in the middle but oh until it falls wont bother me
 HE it coming, is it coming, is it coming, is it coming, is it coming, is it coming back
 Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son yeah your love is an abyss for my heart to eclipse now
 Might think its over now but I feel it still
 Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son, Dont go sayin' that it's only 66 now
 Might thinks it's over now but I feel it still
 Ooo I'm gonna lock your cops in pri-son, Dont lie and kick it up to 86 now
 you might think its over now but I feel it still
 Might have had your fill but I feel it still.

8/1/2018

Herbie Pushed tony From The Boys Club Roof.
tony Though That his Rage Was Just Some Goof.
But Herbie Sure Gave tony Some, Some Bitchin' Proof.
Hey Herbie Said: "tony, Can you Fly?..."
But tony Couldn'y Fly.
tony Was Just A cop.
tony Died.

Those Are people Who Died. Died.
Those Are People Who Died. Died.
Those Are People Who Died. Died.
Those Are people Who Died. Died.
None Are My Friends.
they All Died.

6/18/2018

At Any Given Point In Time, I Am The Fastest Individual In Any Room I Am In. Court Room Or Otherwise. And If you Think Someone Is Going To Get To Me Before I Get To you, you're The One That Belongs In The Rubber Room. (Which, By The Way, I Would Still Get To you First In.) So, What you Should Do Is Consider It A Break And Think About How Lucky you Were Because your Future Aint Gonna Be As Fortunate.

La DaDa Da La La La la.....

5/7/2018

Just In Time For Summer, NEW Greeting Cards And T-Shirts! Get you Some CP NOW! (Available In Womens AND Mens, 'Cause you Know, The Times These Days)

La DaDa Da La La La la.....

4/11/2018

I love when people decide amongst themselves as though I'm agreeing with it. I especially love when, as is per usual, criminals do it. Because there is nothing that demonstrates integrity and justice more than having criminals decide what their own punishment should be. 

you know something though, I gotta agree with your parents about something, though. your parents should be absolutely furious with me and rightfully so. Because if your kids

are behaving like me, and acting like me, and doing the things that I do, they are on a non-stop collision course with being a homeless bum living under a bridge eating out of a sewer grate. And that's because I, like your parents obviouolsly do, believe that these children are talentless losers who if they tried to do what I do would no doubtibly fail. They wouldn't come anywhere’s near the success I have achieved and they would end upthe bum described above. That aside, though, both your children and their parents would have no problem drowning themselves in the freedoms I have provided them through what I’ve been though so that they could do those things like surf the web, instant message, have a website, tweet, facebook, steal from me, or a litany of other things, Ohhh like walk down the street, while at the same time using derogatory terms to describe me. But in any case, if I were to end up being the homeless bum living under a bridge eating out of a sewer grate know what would happen: 

I would still have million of people a day drive by ME just to see ME and say "WOW, What a STAR" That’s What A Star Is!”. Know why? BECAUSE IT IS IN ME. I AM A STAR, NOT MANUFACTURED AND SHOVED DOWN your THROATS, BUT A BORN STAR. And you and your kids?  Would just end up chewing on sewer rats. Because that is what is in you. 

To put it bluntly, It would be impossible for ME to be responsible for corrupting your kids. In order for Me to corrupt your kids, that would mean that your kids would be doing what I'm doing AND your kids ARENT TALENTED ENOUGH TO DO WHAT I DO. So nobody would be able to corrupt them in that way. CASE CLOSED. But, if you have trouble understanding that, just think of your kids as teachers and cops and mental health professionals, and lawyers, and judges, and corporate people and know that your kids would fall into that same jealous and talentless category along with their equally talentless parents. Hopefully, that makes it clearer. So don’t try to blame your bad parenting on Me. 

So you don’t like Me? Don’t want your kids to associate with ME? NO PROBLEM. Send them to school so that they can get molested by their teachers and coaches and athletic directors and bus drivers and councilors and politicians and attorneys and school sro's (which is essentially like being a failure at being a failure in life) and cops and judges. Happens all the time. But sh*t, just because you think awful things, and say awful things of Me, and slander and defamate Me doesn’t make it true. And I gotta tell you, if given the choice, as awful as this sounds, at least if it as me doing those things (which its not) it would be being done by someone who matters. And what I mean by that is at least it would be someone you, as parents, could be proud of and brag about and not a nobody of society. Hell! You should root for me and hope that if those things had to happen it would be Me doing it just so that it wouldn’t be someone as useless as a teacher or a coach or a cop or a judge. It would be someone you could be proud of; that you could brag about! You should pay me (for amongst other things) to be the one to do it! You should only hope and wish and pray it would be ME! So F you. Your kids are f*cked up because you, their parents, f*cked them up. And your teachers and cops and judges and coaches f*cked them up. Not the guy walking down the street yelling the truth. You f*cking losers.

Take some, or BETTER yet, all, the responsibility for the failure of your children. Don’t scapegoat me because I'm so famous. DON’T SCAPEGOAT ME BECAUSE I AM THE STAR. you’re kids should look up to ME, Because you feed them and clothe them and put them to bed at night, but that’s what you’re supposed to do, the ordinary people stuff. but I do everything else. I do the SUPERSTAR stuff. That’s why they look up to me and not you. BECAUSE I DO EVERYTHING ELSE. 

But see that’s not when I win. From all that stuff above. NO! See, I win when that kid of yours, staring at me wide-eyed, looks at you and says: "Oh My GOD! WOW! Mom, Dad, When I Grow Up, I Want To Be Just Like Him". That's When I Win. That's When you Probably Shoot yourself too, but that will just be a bonus, but that's when I win. 

La DaDa Da La La La la.....

It was October 4, 2003, the reason I remember the date today is because it was the day….

2/11/2018

Fortune, Fame, Mirror Vain, Going Insane....

But The Memories Remain.....

La DaDa Da La La La la......"  

Soon.

1/1/2018

Welcome To The Dark Side. Enjoy your Stay. Or Don’t. I Don’t Give A F*ck Either Way. WELCOME TO THE 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY.

There May Even Be A Tour.

Part One - The Beginning.

you'll Think It Sucks, But It Wont.  you Suck.

FIRST things FIRST,  I’M THE GREATEST.

-  People often ask me, “CP, aren’t you concerned about what will happened to you with all the things you say about, and truth you speak about, the cops and the mafia? Aren’t you afraid; aren’t you scared?” 

Know what I say? I say “Afraid? Scared? NO! Let me tell you something. We live in a world where when you wake up in the morning, walk to the bathroom to brush your teeth or take a piss, drag your ass to the kitchen to get something to eat, walk to your car, hop on the train to go to work, walk into the office or headquarters, sit at your desk, go home to pick up your kids, take a walk in the park, eat at a restaurant or go out to see a show, standing on the corner with your wise-guy friends, hangin in your chambers,or just be sitting on your sofa….at any of those times, we live in a world where someone strapped with explosives can run up next to you and blow themselves up in your face. That’s the world we live in. And I would hate to think that someone would do something stupid to me, that could possibly cause someone to do something like that in response to it. Afterall, I am quite popular and famous, who knows what someone could do. So, am I afraid of the mafia or the cops? NO! I ain’t got the time (nor the lack of balls) to be afraid or scared of those faggets. And neither should any of you.” I'm not like the mainstream media. I Have Balls And NO Alliance to Anyone But ME.  Welcome The Dark Side…(Commenence your Running And Hiding. Its your Only Chance And It's Only Gonna Get Worse. Really, I'm Going. I'm Going....To F*ck you Just Like One.)

Coming Part Deux...The Stimulation:

Fortune, Fame, Mirror Vain, Going Insane....

BUT THE MEMORIES REMAIN. (But That's All That Will Remain)

To These Faded PreMadonnas. This Little Tin goddess.

"La DaDa Da La La La la......"

************************************************************

12/11/2017

All That Work, And All you Do Is Buy yourselves 5 Minutes...Time For A Drink. And Then, I'm Still Going To Nail you. Enjoy your Drink. - 2018

The CP 20th Anniersary Is Comming....In ya Face.

Expansion Is Comming. Stay Tuned For More.

www.twitter.com/TheCP21

11/21/2017

Important Notice:

In a final act of limp-dickness and douchebaggery, AOL is discontinuing its AIM instant messanger. That means, That on December 15th of 2017
messaging via the AIM software for the CPPC21 screen name will cease. Douchebaggery. So what does that mean to us?

WE'RE EXPANDING, BABY!!!
Stay tuned for the all new CP social media and messaging apps comming in 2018. And its all sooooo appropriate too. Because for years you've all been
begging for me to move to different platforms....and now its going to happen....and why.....BECAUSE 2018 MARKS THE 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE CP!!!

20 MOTHERF*CKING YEARS!!!! And
WE ARE GONNA ROCK THIS BITCH LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! 20 YEARS! All Comming In 2018, Bitches. Stay tuned to this site (WWW.CPPC21.X10HOST.COM) for updates and watch for the all new platforms coming soon.

Just one thing
though...Dont Follow. you'll see why.

OHHHHHHHhhhhhh....And By The Way..Up There ^

THAT'S CUM!

 And Guess Where It Came From.   OIO

11/1/2017

(Also, An Aside)

Ohhhh And By The Way.... you're Welcome. you're Welcome For All The Championships That I Won For you Because Without Me, you Wouldn't Have Won Sh*t. In Fact.
And In Light Of The Truth, It's Pretty Much Like you Didn't. 1918. STILL. Try Winning A Clean One. Just Letting you NO!

Using Replacements. Stealing My Roles. Taking My Stuff.

Attempting To Utilize "Anyone But The CP Strategy"

Some people Need To Go Back To Having 7 Bucks In His Pocket. (By The Way, I Run That Game, Not you. Bitch)

ALL Of Those Championship Should Be Deposited Directly In The Trash.

Just Like All The Money Should Be Deposited Directly Into My Account.

you Can Run, But you Cant Hide, F*CKERS!

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! And Hear It.

Nobody Does It Better......Than ME.

And I Give Exactly ZERO (0) F*cks.

10/20/2017

(An Aside)

you Cheat to Win Because you Cant Win Without Me. Then, When you Get Caught Cheating, And Cant Cheat Anymore, you Cant Win Anymore. Those Championship, And All The Crooked Means Taken To Achieve Them, Were Meant To Be Used As An Appeasement To The people, And Distract them From People Getting To See Me. None Of The Championship Should Count. NONE. ZERO. NOTHING. 0.

Chaaaa Chiiiing.

10/1/2017

"He's Walking Down The Street With His Shirt Off (Arrested) So I Can See His Waistband And He Doesnt Have A Weapon Because I Saw A TV Show Once And That's What they Did, So I'm Going To Choose Now To Attempt To Be A Tough Guy, But It's Ony An Attempt Because I Have A Big Bushy Vagina Where My Balls Should Be. (Opps, Think We Can Get Him To Plea?)"

NEVER Assume I Dont Have A Weapon Just Because you Can See My Waistband. Always Check My A$$hole. I Keep All my Weapons Up My A$$hole, A$$HOLE.

9/4/2017

"He's Walking Down The Street Holding A Coffee Cup With Change (Arrested) ...In His Hand From The 100 (Mhmmmm ... 107, 108) Dollar Bill He Used To Buy The Coffee He's Drinking From The Cup." (Opps...Can We Get Him To Plea?)

8/18/2017 

"He's Driving And Drinking... (Arrested!)...A Water Bottle!!!" (Opps...Can We Get Him To Plea?)

8/5/2017

"He's Got A Gun... (Arrested!) ...For An Arm!" (Opps. Can We Get Him To Plea?)

7/14/2017

And for everyone in the finance industry that's got a problem with ME, I Just Say This..

"Too much television watching got you chasing dreams
I'm educated fool with money on my mind
Got my mirror in my hand and I'm a 10+ with a gleam in my eye
I'm a NO! L.O.C.'d (Line Of Credit) out gangsta set trippin banker
And my homies is down so gonna rouse my anger fool
Death aint nothing but a heart beat away
I'm living life do or die, what can I say
you're like twenty three now, but will you live to see like 24
The way things is going I don't NO!"

So Yeah. Like, Really.

7/4/2017

you’re all jealous, you’re overzealous
When I put you down, you should stay real down
When you get high, Keep going so you don't come down
I get angry, baby, believe me
I could love you just like that
And I could leave you just as fast

But you don't put a judge in front of  me
'Cause if you did, baby, I’ll be the judge of you
No, you don't judge me
'Cause if you did, baby, I would judge you too

'Cause I got issues
Because of you
So give 'em all to me
And I'll give ‘em back to you X2
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause I got the kind of balls
It takes to solve 'em

Yeah, I got issues
And now you got ‘em too

you do shit on purpose
you get mad and you make up  things
Feel bad, try to fix things
But you know I’m perfect
and you’re a poorly wired circuit
And got hands like an ocean
I push you out,and I pull you back in

'Cause you don't touch me
'Cause if you did, bitch, I would touch you X2
No, you don't touch me
'Cause I can f*cking destroy you

'Cause I got issues
Brought on by you
So give 'em all to me
And I'll give ‘em back to X2
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
'Cause I got the kind of balls
It takes to solve 'em

Yeah, I got issues
And now you got issues too

(I got issues, brought on by you)
And one of them is to get rid of you
(I got issues,now  you got 'em too)

'Cause I got issues
(I got)
But now you got 'em X2
So give 'em all to me
(You got 'em too)
And I'll give back to you X2
Bask in the glory
(I got issues)
Of all our problems
'Cause I got the kind of balls
(Now you got 'em too)
It takes to solve 'em

Yeah, I got issues (I got)
And my number one isssue is you (you got 'em too)
Yeah, I got issues (I got issues)
And one of them is how bad I need to get rid of you (You got 'em too)
Yeah, I got issues (I got)
And my number 1 issue is …….  you.

 5/1/2017

Rings Are For Regular People To Respect. Not Me. I'm An International....Intergalactic SuperStar. I Dont Have To Respect Rings. Its Called "SuperStar Privilege" or Better, "SuperStar Xclusion". Its Like you Said To yourself:" I Know I Can Never Keep You For Myself, So I Married This Douchebag Begrudgingly, But You Bet Your Sweet CP'in' Ass I''m Available."   In Fact, To Me, All That Ring Looks Like Is A Bright, Shiny, Invitation That Says: "Yes Please. Bang me With Your PNess, Please." That's Right, Bitches.

4/4/2017

Know what the problem with you is in relation to ME? When you go through life, thinking that you're these awesome people who are good and just and upstanding and couldnt possibly do anything wrong and then you come across ME, you instantly dont like ME. And because you dont like ME, you believe everything I do is wrong and unjust and evil. And thats NOT the case. The truth is you are the WEAK AND THE EVIL and I Am The STRONG AND THE JUST. So where am I going with this. In your life you will NEVER be able to do anything good by me because you dislike ME and you in your mind associate doing good with feeling good about what you've done. You cant do that with me, because you dont like ME. There will NEVER come a time when you will do anything for me like you would for anyone else and be able to feel good about it. So what should you do? What you should do is take the thing you feel worst about doing for me, and do it. Then you'll be doing the right thing. When you feel awful about what you do for ME, you'll BE DOING RIGHT, you'll BE DOING JUST BECAUSE you WILL NEVER HAVE THE EXPERIENCE OF DOING GOOD BY ME AND FEELING GOOD ABOUT IT. DO WHAT you FEEL AWFUL ABOUT, THATS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. you CRIMINALS. you shouldnt feel good about it, thats how youll now youre doing right. Give me everything that belongs to me and more and feel awful about it, that’s how youll know youre doing the right thing, you CRIMINALS. In fact, do the things that benefit ME the most that immediately after you do them, you feel so sickened and disgusted that the only remedy is to pull a gun, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger. Becasue if you hate me, then the action you took to benefit ME was appropriate if you feel the need to off yourself after you do it. THEN you'll KNOW you've DONE RIGHT instead of f*cking with my life because of your feelings and your twisted sense of self-worth and self-rightousness that got you to this point to begin with. you brought yourself here. The only one in the world or across time who gets decided upon whether he is a criminal or not based upon nothing else other then how people feel about him is ME. Evidence? Nope. Proof? Nope. Just Feel It. Well, there you go. Heres the thing, though. I dont think its a feeling at all. I think Its orchestrated. In Fact, I Know It Is.

How do you sleep at night knowing theres someone better than you who isnt even out there. Im talking to you, professional athletes, entertainers, musicians, politicians, judges. how do you sleep knowing that theres someone out there who is better at what you do, who isnt even doing it, and still better than you...It must be awful. Maybe that's why you have to have your cop friends keep me away. Reality is getting too close.

Athletic directors make how much?... for what... I have yet to see an athletic director who even knows what his job actually is, never mind how to do it. Its just to hang around college kids all day with your SUV with tinted windows int the back doing who knows what with co-ed's isnt it? Is that how you get the 7 plus figures? 7 Plus figures! Thats outrageous. you are at best like the guy that sets up fantasy leagues (No I Play, so I've never played "fantasy". Fantasy is your world) Just doing not knowing what their doing. F*ck, I can do that (I can bang co-eds in the back of a tined SUV too incase you’re wondering). Most people will tell you not knowing what I am doing is what I'm best at... cause in order to throw the ball right, I gotta put my arm over here and my foot over here and my elbow over here and my left nut over here. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ..... F*CK you! And its pretty funny because you say I dont know what I'm doing, but then you steal the way I do things to try to be successful. Actually, its not funny. Its F*cking Horse sh*t.

Next time you're watching a major league game, watch how many players have my swing or my arm angle, I DIDNT SAY WATCH HOW MANY PLAYERS WHOSE SWING OR ARM ANGLE I COPIED BECAUSE THATS NOT WAHT HAPPENED. I SAID WATCH HOW MANY PLAYERS USE MY SWING AND MY ARM ANGLE IN THE MAJOR LEAGUES. MORE AND MORE EVERYDAY. ALL COPYING SOMEONE, WHO IF YOU BELIEVED ALL THE THINGS you SEE AND HEAR, DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE F*CK HE'S DOING. BUT THERE IT IS! Know How

Because coaches and scouts and parents said to their sons, "WATCH HIM AND DO EVERYTHING HE DOES, BUT DONT WORRY CAUSE WERE GOING TO BURY HIM, AND ONLY you WILL BE DOING IT, Maybe some false reports, some trips handcuffed to an ambulance should be a good start." you can try to copy all you want, but you cant actually do it the way I do it, I'm special, you're short yellow bus "special". Maybe it looks similar to the naked eye, or slowed down on video, but its not the same. you CANT BE ME. I AM GREATNESS. DEFINED. GREATNESS Doesnt Have To Show Up Everyday. you JUST HAVE TO KNOW ITS THERE. And you know, thats why you're scared.

But stay tuned because thats not all, because let me tell you how "the state" and the capitol city in "the state" f*cked itself eternally over a quarter of a third of a cent of cheese, thats right, listen to this one. And I mean falsified charges, attempting to kill me, stealing my credit, and trying to bury me didn’t help either, but wait until you hear about the cheese. But to whet your appitite…

The mafia is the gift that keeps on giving and what it keeps on giving is cops pensions every 20 years that they can then hand down these mafias that never seem to get solved to the next generation so they can get their 20 years in and so on...these days, the mafia goes by a new name, terrorist, for whom 20 years upon 20 years upon 20 years of pensions will accumulate into perpetuity with nothing ever being resolved.

3/21/2017

When they Go Low....I GO LOWER. THAT'S WHY I WIN. I HAVE NO! SHAME! THERE IS NOTHING I WONT DO. I WILL DO ANYTHING. I WILL CRAWL THROUGH A RIVER OF SH*T AND COME OUT SMELLING LIKE ROSES ON THE OTHER SIDE! I AM THE UNDIRTIEST DIRTIEST PLAYER IN THE GAME. I AM FILTHILY UNFILTHY! WHEN they SAY "MERCY", THAT JUST MEANS "BEGIN" TO ME. IT MEANS CHEW ON A ROCK, KID (Little Easter Egg There For All The Loyal, Long-Time, Followers And Fans).
IN FACT, I'll EAT your CHILDREN AND TELL you they TASTE LIKE CHICKEN....EVEN IF they DONT! I HAVE NO! STANDARDS. I'M SO COLD BLOODED, I BITE MISQUITOS...AND they SAY "THANK YOU! MY BARREL HAS NO! BOTTOM. MY DECK HAS NO! BOTTTOM TO SHUFFLE FROM! ESSENTIALLY, you're MY BOTTOM, THAT'S WHY I'VE HAD TO STOOP DOWN TO DO THIS TO you. I DON'T MIND STOOPING DOWN TO your LEVEL BECAUSE IF I DO SO, I WILL WIN. I NEVER LOWER MYSELF, I JUST REACH DOWN FROM ABOVE
WITH MY FINGER AND STRIKE. you. DOWN.  Ohhhhh AND MY BARREL HAS NO! BOTTOM IN CASE I DIDN'T MENTION THAT AND THAT'S BECAUSE you're MY BOTTOM...

MY BOTTOM BITCH!

Enough? Enough Doesn't Live Here. I DON'T GIVE A F*CK DOES.

2/12/2017

Do you NO WHAT The Term "Vicious" Means...NO you Dont..Because you Haven't Seen Vicious Yet...

6 Foot 7 Foot 8 Foot, It Wouldnt Matter, they'd still say I was small.

 Small anit go nothing to do with it. I Aint Small…Anywhere.

 Straight, Direct, And To The Point: 

you Can Win As Many Championships as you Want, you Can Hold As Many Award Shows As you Want, you Can Have As Many Elections As you Want. you Can Do As Much Of Whatever It Is That you Want...That Excludes Me.

It's Fine...BECAUSE BY THE TIME IT'S OVER, I WILL HAVE RENDERED EVERYTHING you HAVE DONE AS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY MEANINGLESS BECAUSE THE ONLY REASON you DID IT, WAS THROUGH THE EXCLUSION OF ME AND THUS THROUGH THE SPITE OF ME, THUS I WAS your MOTIVIATION FOR HAVING ACCOMPLISHED IT.

PERIOD. And you're Already Starting To See How Less And Less Impact your Events Are Having Because People Are Starting to Say To Themselves Without It Having To Be Pointed Out To Them: "But Where is The CP. I’ve Seen The CP With My Own Eyes. I Can See How He Compares To This Bullsh*t I See On TV. Why Isn’t He Here. Why Are Other People Stealing His Money. Why Are N*ggers Stealing His Name And Getting Endorsements For It On Sneakers?"

So the distraction you provide, and the distraction you think you accomplished by winning these championships to spite Me (you won it by spiting ME), has lessened to the point that even while you are in the moment of winning them, people are asking about ME.

So What Worked Fairly Well in 2004, you remember, when you said "Time to bring CP in to win this thing" and you got a resounding "NO! we’ll do it, we’ll bloody our socks, just as we’ve bloodied our hands" from the team (you know, like the way the seniors do things), thus was through my inspiration for motivating the so-called victory, has lessened to the point that all people think about is ME. The people see. No longer do you

have to change the camera angle to not show the people behind the backstop, and if some of you dont know what that means, dont worry, the teams do. Cowboy that, motherf*cker. 

you want to know what I find funny? When I started on here, and make no mistake, my inspiration, my legend, goes further than my time online and this site, but what I find funny is how college players, or lesser, who admired and looked u to me growing up,

make it to the professionals, then all of a sudden, I’m not cool to them anymore. It’s like they say to themselves "huh, I’m a pro now, that CP isn't here, f*ck him" F*ck ME?! NO! F*ck you! See I dont have the easy path, I am a huge star. People try to bring me down, keep me down. you dont have that problem. you're not important enough. In fact your path is made easier because all of peoples attention is focused on keeping me down. You could not have arms and legs and make it to the big leagues before they could stomach willingly putting me there. You’ve accomplished nothing. you have the easy path, and a path that you know opens up better and easier for you every time you say "F*ck CP". So dustin, or whatever name we want to randomly throw out there, if you want to take the

jeter and rodriguez (and don’t even get me started on how you won in 2009, I thing the people can figure it out, or should I bring big tex in too…) path to having your cop friends insulate you to keep other better player from being there, then just say that, but dont try to make it as though you're better, because you're not. So, lets not make those little kids think you’re there because your better, we all know that’s not the case.

By the way, How Tall Are you Again...6 Foot, 7 Foot, 8 Foot....NOPE. 

Maybe what you can be, though, is like dwayne, and suck vinces dick everytime you want something, and have him replace me for movie roles, again to avoid me. but just remember one thing, it's not because you're better. Dwayne doesn’t get those role for being better, he gets them for not being Me. 

And while we’re on the subject, I HAVE A STORY TO TELL!!!! And it aint a story about some n*gger from “the state” or picking cotton in Georgia because if that were the case, every n*gga would have a story to tell. It’s a story about how “the state” is a collection of criminals who leach themselves into every facet of society to try to corrupt it and it’s the story of how I fight to stop them. It’s the story of how “the state” needs to be routed out of the business world and the political world and the entertainment world and the sports world and ever other world that has any significance to anyone that they attempt to drag down. And theres "the state" conning you again. Using connections and backdoor tactics to promote one of their own that they planted to try to exculpate themselves for what they do do ME. Take someone else, take anyone else. But not The CP, Never The CP. But at the same time, they're going to present the public face to you of: "But look, if this n*gga can make it out of "the state", it cant be us doing anything wrong". These are sophisticated criminals. Dangerous, Dangerous, Evil individuals. Dont take the bait. As if "the states" saying: "See? she's shes there, shes successful and she's a n*gga. It's not us. If we were holding people back, we'd hold her back." "the state would promote and make every n*gga in the world and discover new worlds and new n*ggas in those world to promote and make successful before acknowledging, nevermind, promoting ME.You want to talk about someone being a cancer? “the state” is a cancer to everything and everyone it touches. That’s a story to tell. And if you don’t believe it, ask denzel. That n*gga was in training day, he knows how sh*t goes down. BITCH.

 But how great is my inspitation? My inspiration is so GREAT that mtv modeled their long standing show trl after my second floor music studio apartment. and so GREAT is my inspiration that the show was not cancelled due to ratings, NO!, the show was cancelled due to my imminent arrival, that the politicians and the higher ups wanted to avoid themadhouse that would have been created at my arrival in Times Square. So, they had the show cancelled. pathetic. incidentally, that's also the reason they don’t want me in Manhattan for more than a day, Because they know it wouldn’t take me any longer to take the city over. pathetic. And don’t even think that I mean 24 hours when I say a day, they start getting nervous when I step out of the car or the train. I'd say anywhere from 3-4 hours of me there is like 8 months to them. Just sitting there being like "Ohhhh my god, when is he leaving, ohhh my god, the election is coming up, ohhhh my god the modeling agencies and movie producers and tv executives, and atheitc scouts may see him, ohhh my god".

It's F*cking pathetic. Dont worry, THOSE F*CKING PEOPLE ALREADY KNOW WHO I AM. you're THE ONLY ONES WHO ARE LIKE WATCHING A 60 YEAR OLD TELEVISION SHOW you've NEVER SEEN BEFORE AND GUESS WHAT: IT'S NEW TO YOU!!!!! BUT EVERYONE ELSE ALREADY KNOWS. P-A-T-H-T-I-C. Perfect example of how poisonous “the states” influence is that they poison and corrupt the view of someone to the degree that even the largest city in the world is manipulated, brainwashed by a collection of criminals by someone who is there to help them. Not the other way around. Truly, bad dudes.

Dont worry about it. I'm Not Going To Be There For A Day. I'm Going To Be There For A WHOLE BUNCH OF DAYS ALL IN SUCCESSION for which I'll Decide When I Dont Want To Be There Any Longer. But you Can Call It WON If you Want. Afterall, Im the One Who Decided If I'm On Vacation or Not. I'm The One Who Decides Where I Reside.

And American Idol...THAT SH*T BELONGED TO ME. THAT WAS MY SHOW. 

Or like the news media, WHO HAVE KNOWN ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME OVER THE YEARS, KNOW THIS SITE IS 100% ACCURATE, AND REFUSE TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT AND CONTINUE TO BURY THE TRUTH TO THE BENEFIT OF CRIMINALS. Why? Because it benefits their careers to do so. So there you go poeple, It news, and it's important, and your lives are important, and things that directly benefit your lives and you children and our well being are important......as long as it doesn't upset politicians and executives and cops and whoever gives them jobs and checks....then its ok if they air it.

Confused? Heres a quick test to see who's news worthy: If someone posts on his website that if terrorist dont stop causing sh*t otherwise he's going to c*m all over muhammads face, and they stop, he's news worthy. LOOK AT THE SCOREBOARD NOW, GRASSHOPPERS. (Nevermind all of the other newsworth stuff from years ago that could have prevented alot of this discourse) 

See that? They aint thinking about your championships now.

The Bottome Line? When All Is Said And Done, Nobody Is Going To Rememeber your championships, or your awards, or your celebrations. the're Only Going To Remember ME. I Will Outlast you All.

Lasagna. 

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!..........and hear it.

1/1/2017

F*ck you, bitch.

12/31/2016

12/27/2016

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12/22/2016

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12/1/2016

Save your Money And Don't Bother With The Recount. I Know Where The Votes Went:

The Votes Went To All The Others Who Were Running Besides Those Two.

Now Work On My Stuff.

11/24/2016

Most People Go Place To Become Stars.

I Go Places Because I Already Am A Star.

See It.

Hear It.

Think It.

NO! It.

...And Get The Fizzy Fizzy Fizzy F*ck Outta My Way.

Where My Ponies At...

11/14/2016 

Mission:

F*ck This F*cking Thing Up.

Acquire Major Vote-age.

PN-Exit.

Result:

ACCOMPLISHED.

Onward.

11/7/2016

Well, It's Almost That Time. Time To Make A Decision.  And It's Not Where To Take your Talents, Because Nobody Give A Sh*t.

The Decision?

Are you Going To Vote For Someone Who Is Going (To Prison) And Going To Continue The 8 Year Vacation you've Already Been Sitting Though For The Past 8 Years...Because That's What you're Going To Get,
Another 4-8 Years Of A Vacation, Except This Time, It's Not Going To Be 8 Years To Cement A Legacy As The First Black President, It's Going To Be A Vacation To Cement The Legacy As The First Women President.
When People Look Back On This Period Of Time Years From Now, they Will Refer To It As "The 16 Year (Potentially) Vacation" In American History Before they Go Back To Electing Old, White Men. A Trend. A Fad. The Pet Rock. Disco. Cabbage Patch. Aka The Opposite Of ME

16 Years Of Nothing.

Or Are you Going To Vote For The Other. Who Is Only Running Because I Said I Was.

And Both Of Whom Tried To Get Rid Of Me. NO! WHAT?! I'm Sayin'?

Or.....Are you Going To Break The Cycle Of Insanity.

How?

you Can Vote For Somebody Else.

you Can Caste your Vote For Me. In fact, hell, you Can Even Cast your Vote For Anyone Else. you Can Vote For Whoever you Want.

Now, is it possible that even if you do, a turd sandwich or a giant douche may still be elected? Sure It Is. People Are F*cking Stupid.

But It Doesn't Have To Be. This Is The First Election you Dont Have To Pick A Turd Sandwich Or A Giant Turd.

Hell, I've Won Election Before And Not Had It Recognized. I've Won Lots Of Stuff That Hasn't Been Recognized. I Wont Believe The Results Here Either. Dont Let Results Influence What you Want To Do.

Dont Rely On The Media. The Media Sees Me As Competition And It Clouds Their Judgement On What they Should Cover And Shouldn't. Clearly Seen From The Things you've Read On This Site. Even The Coverage Of This Election. you Cant Have Legitimate Media If It Doesn't Cover All The News. you Cant Pick And Chose.

But, you know what you will be doing if you do cast you vote My way? you WILL BE MAKING THE FUTURE. Because In 4 Years In 8 Years In 12 Years And so Forth (Even Though It Should Have Been 4 Years Ago), What you do in this election
by casting your vote for Me, you will be making the future. It all starts on election night.

So, you know what you can do in this election?

YOU CAN F*CK THIS F*CKING THING UP!!!!!!!!

And you Can Do It With your Vote.

Let's F*ck This Thing Up Together. When you F*ck up This election With your Vote. You Will Be Showing The Power Of your Vote And Making The Future.

Lets Just Call It ... THE PN-EXIT.

And 'Member Y'all, I Spent $0 On This Election.

We Win With Every Vote.

Lets Start Celebrating Right Now.

11/1/2016

One Is One Of The Most Powerful Political Figures In The World.

One Is One Of The Most Powerful Rich People In The World.

And One...Has Been Black For The Past 8 Year.

And they Would All Rather Be ME.

you All Got Something Else In Common Too.

you All Got A Pretty Good Chance Of Ending Up In Prison Together.

And While We're On The Subject. If The Stereotype is True, That Black People Dont Like To Work, Then From The Moment he Was Sworn into Office 8 Years Ago, This Guy Has Proven The Stereotype Correct Because As he Well Knew, No Matter What he Did Over The Course Of 8 Years, The Only Thing he Would Be Remembered For The Moment Those 8 Years Were Up, Was Being The First Black President. It Made No Difference What-So-Ever Anything he Did, Because All Anyone Will Remember Is Being The First Black President. Period. Talk About A Vacation. Of Course, Once The Emails Begin To Turn Up Of his Conversations On An Unsecrured Server That Were Denied Having Existed, he May End Up Doing Some Work, And Not Some JV Team Work, Some F*ck you In The Ass Bent Over Prison Work. For Which he Should Be Well Rested For. Let Me Let you Know Something About your "Team Effort"; you Didn't Find Shit, I Did. Also, Anyone Who Says That There Are Only 2 People Running In This Election Should Be Arrested Immediately And Charged With Treason. they May As Well Be A Communist. Anyone Who Says That Is Blatantly Admitting That This Election Is Rigged. That you Only Allow Those you Want In The Election To Be There, And More So, That you Already Know What The Outcome Is Going To Be. It Is Essential The Admittance Of A Criminal Act And The Statement Itself Goes Against Everything That America Stands For, Was Built Upon And People Are Supposed To Believe In. There Are As Many People Running In This Election As There Want To Be.

That's All you Need To NO!

Why Do People Even Have To Go Through The Motions To Vote For Me...Just Give It To Me. It's Mine Anyways.

Oh yeah, And F*ck him. I'd Date That 10 Year Old Right Now...And her Parents Would Be Thrilled.THEEEERILLLLLLED.

Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass
It's so cool, it's so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference cuz it knocks you off your feet

You want it all but you can't have it

It's In your Face But you Cant Grab It...

WHAT?! Is It........

IT'S MY PNESS. Sweet, Sweet PNESS.

10/13/2016

In 2002, A Bunch Of People Voted For Me In An Election.
In Fact, So Many Voted For Me, That I Won An Election.
Unfortunately, Those Peoples Votes Were Thrown In The Garbage And Not Counted By "the state".
Know What "the state" Was Saying When it Took All Those Peoples Votes And Threw Them In The Gabage"
it Wasn't Telling Me I Was Nothing, That I Didn't Matter, Even If That's What it Thought.
it Was Saying That All Those People Who Voted For Me Were Nothing; That They Didn't Matter.

In This Election, you Have All Been Lead To Believe That There Are Only 2 Choices. Well, That Negro Was Wrong. Just Like they Were Wrong
When they Said they Were Going To Bring About Change, But Instead The Only Notable Accomplishment Has Been Being Black For The Past 8 years. you Were Already Black When you Got There, That's Not An Accomplishment.
they're Wrong. There Are More Than 2 Choices In This Election. You Can Choose Whoever You Want To Vote For. Anyone.

All These Politicians Talk About Are 2 Things: Whatever Benefits Themselves, And Whatever Keeps Things The Way They Are. Because As Much As They Talk About Change, All they Want To Do Is Keep Things The Same And Hope you Dont Realize It. That's How It Will Always Be Until you Break The Cycle.

This Is your Chance To Get In On The Ground Floor Of My IPO...

My INITIAL PNESS OFFERING.

Everytime these criminals elimiate the RIGHT individual from running, from doing things in life HE is supposed to be doing, you know what they are doing? They are risking the safety of yourselves, your families, your children, your pets, of your country and your nation so that they can get safety complexes and pensions and fullfil their own ego and mental illnesses. The problem is, you people dont see it. you Dont Want To Believe These People Are This Sick, are This Evil. But they Are.

Get These Animals Out Of Here!!!!   

How?...

Make Your Vote Count For Something In This Election. When you Vote, Vote For Someone Who Will Change Things. Vote To Begin Something That Will Be Bigger Going
Forward Than Any Of The Rhetoric you've Been Listening To Endlessly For Years. Vote To Be At The Begining Of The Real Change That they Only Talk About, But Don't Have The Courage Or
Conviction To See Through. Vote To Make A Statement.

In Other Words: Vote So That Your Vote MATTERS.

POWER, PROSPERITY, PNESS (F*ck The Po-eace.)

9/13/2016

Strange to think the songs we used to sing

The smiles, the flowers, walkin' down the streets

Is gone

Yesterday I found out about you

Even now you just looking at ME

Is wrong

You say that you'd take it all back

Given one chance; it was a moment of weakness, BUT NOW you're SUCKING ON MY PNESS.

And you said "no"

You shouldnt've said no

You should've gone home

You should've took your gun and badge and just go

You should've known that word like what you did with 2 and 13

Would get back to me (GET BACK TO ME)

And I should've been there

In the back of your mind

Then you wouldnt be keepin yourself up at night

You wouldn't be beggin' for my PNess at my feet (Its True)

You shouldnt've said no

Baby, then you wouldnt have to worry about me

Look at you now your cryin'

Like a true pig you should be fryin'

Just to say

But do you, honestly

Expect me to believe

you're not helpin' trump and clinton the same?

You say that the past is the past

Well if it was over, I wouldnt be kickin' your ass; it was a moment of weakness, Now you're sucking on my PNess

And you could have said "yes"

You shouldnt've said no

You should've gone home

You should've took your gun and badge and just go

You should've known that word like what you did with 2 and 13

Would get back to me (GET BACK TO ME)

And I should've been there

In the back of your mind

Then you wouldnt be keepin yourself up at night

You wouldn't be beggin' for my PNess at my feet (Its True)

You shouldnt've said no

Baby, then you wouldnt have to worry about me

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!  OHHHHHhhhHHHHhhhh...

I can't resist

Before you go (to prison) tell me this...

Was it worth it?

Was it worth this?

NoooOOOOOoo, no

No, no, NooOOOooOOooo, no

You shouldnt've said no

You should've gone home

You should've took your gun and badge and just go

You should've known that word like what you did with 2 and 13

Would get back to me (GET BACK TO ME)

And I should've been there

In the back of your mind

Then you wouldnt be keepin yourself up at night

You wouldn't be beggin' for my PNess at my feet (Its True)

You shouldnt've said no

Baby, then you wouldnt have to worry about me

Be Sure To Vote In YESvemeber, Mother F*ckers.

And Re-Count My F*cking Votes.

Stop Helping "the state".

9/1/2016

I Want My Votes recounted From 2002.

In Fact, I Want My Votes Recounted From This Election.

And If they Cant produce Mey Votes, That Tells you All you Need To Know.

8/5/2016

Presidential Fact Of The year:

When Confronted With A Choice Between Two Undesirables,

Choose Neither.

If they Were Really Concerned About This Country, they'd Endorse Me. Not Endorse Every Negative Thing That Befalls Me Because It Benefits Them.

F*ck 'em both.

POWER. PEACE. PROSPERITY. PNESS!

.... In YESvember.

And you're All Like " Uuuughhhh, This CP. All He Talks About Are These Things That Happen To Him And These F*cking Idiots Doing Stuff To Him. WHO CARES!"

Then you know what happens? you All End Up In Situations Like This. you Got Two People Nobody Likes Running For Something Neither Should Be. And you Ask "Why"? Its Because you Didn't Listen To All The Things CP Complains About That you Dont Care About. It's Because you Messed With The Natual Order Of The Way Things Are Supposed To Be.The Right One Isn't Doing What He's Supposed To Be Doing. Betcha Care Now. Important Now, Isnt It.

BTW, All you F*ckers Can Keep your Vote. you Made your Decision When you Said "Who Cares".

7/13/2016

I Don't Have Heart.

I Have Hate.

That's Hate you See Running Around Out There.

Not Heart.

Dont Ever Confuse One With The Other.

6/28/2016

Amount Spent So Far On 2016 Campaign:

Him: 63 Million.

Her: 230 Million.

ME: 0.

And I'm Still More Popular Than Both Of Them Put Together.

You Might Want To Reconsider Who The Real Winner Of This Thing Is.

I'll Get International Votes; I'll Probably Get Votes From Life Forms From Other Gallaxies.

What Are you Gonna Get? Ohio? Pfffft. Don't Make Me Giggle.

I Still Have An Election I Won In 2002 That I Haven't Been Credited With Yet.

F*ck, I've Probably Won Elections I Haven't Even Run In.

The Outcome Of This ONE Wont Phase Me WON Bit.

Campaign Promise:  Send The cops Overseas To Fight ISIS. you Think you're So Tough? you Go Take Care Of It. Bring your Paper. We'll See How That Works Out For you.

6/1/2016 

I'm Going To Teach you All The Most Important Lesson There Is To Learn In Life.

And That Lesson Is This:

The Hardest Part Of Winning An Election Isn't Winning The Election. The Hardest Part Of Winning An Election Is Getting To
The Point Of Being Able To Actually Run In The Election, Without Other People Having Their cops Friends Get you Out Of The Running
For The Election.

That's True With Life, Too. The Hardest Part Of Doing Anything In Life, Be It Sports, Politics, Entertainment, or Whatever, Is Not Actually
Doing It. That's The Easy Part. The people Who Are Doing These Things Know It's Easy, That's Why they Dont Want Anyone Else There. Becaue It's Easy.
The Hard Part Is Not Having Their cops Friends Keep you Away From What you Should Be Doing Because Those Doing Know It's Easy And Need To Keep you Away
Because they Aren't Talented, Or Fortunate, Or Special. they're Just There Because they Keep Everyone Else Away.

That's The "Magic" Behind Everything you Are Forced To See As Special.

5/21/2016

Want to know how I feel about baseball?...

I feel that everyone should be allowed to play baseball...If I give them the ball and tell them they are allowed to do it.

I heard what I said and saw what I typed.

And I'm perfectly fine with it.

That's how I feel.

Want to know what the problem with baseball is today...why it isn't "fun"?...

Its because all the originality has been sucked out of it for the sake of money.

Back in the day, many years before you and I, players had originality. They would grow up doing things their way and either they
had the talent to do things their way and be successful and succeed, or they didn't have the talent and didn't.

People used to have original wind-ups, original batting stances, original ways to field and throw the ball...

Then, people started making money playing baseball. Lots of money. And the game changed from doing things in one's own original way,
to doing things in the simpliest way possible to make money.

So, instead of having pitchers with original wind-ups, little kids are being taught by their dads, and coaches who teach pitching (which never even existed when the
prime, legendary players played) to "keep it as simple as possible" have as little movement as possible" and BANG, pitches dont wind-up anymore. They pitch from the stretch all the time. They have as few moving parts as possible.
Why?

Keeping it simple is the quickest way to make money. Period.

But more importantly, IF A PLAYER IS UNABLE TO PITCH USING HIS OWN SET OF NATURAL MECHANICS TO THROW A BALL, IT SAYS SOMETHING COMPLETELY MORE IMPORTANT:

YOU DO NOT HAVE THE TALENT TO DO IT.

you don't have the talent to wind-up, with originality, with your God given gifts, to throw a ball and put it where you want to.

You arent good enough. AND you ARENT ATHLETIC ENOUGH.

you arent a good enough athlete to pitch in your way, you arent a good enough athlete to swing the bat in your way, to run in your way, to throw in your way.

BOTTOM LINE: IF YOU WERE TALENTED ENOUGH, YOU COULD THROW THE BALL HOWEVER THE F*CK YOU WANTED TO AND BE SUCCESSFUL AND IF YOU CANT, YOU'RE NOT ATHLETIC ENOUGH, TALENTED ENOUGH, OR GOOD ENOUGH TO DO SO.

you dont need bullsh*t like sabermetrics to talk about inefficiencies. Another thing sabermetrics convieniently cant explain is getting to the point of having a baseline to compete in the big leagues. you need a stat that talks about the inefficiency of how much you
have to rape of someone's athelticism and originality to get to the big leagues.

I have more respect for the meat head who does steroids to look good at the beach in the summer than I do for the guy who does it to be a professional athlete. At least the guy at the beach isn't doing it to make money for himself while stealing someone elses opportunity.

But, if your goal is to make money, a coach can strip you of all your originality, bearly set your hands, barley kick your leg, and like a machine, because thats what non-athleticism is, like a machine, like a f*cking robot
maybe get you to the point of making money by making it as simple as possible. And more importanly to some of them, not show-off and show-up, their paper thin golden boys that they create out of thin air without a shread of natural ability,
but all the "coaching" and "connections" in the world. It's business.

And that's not sports. It's not enjoyable to watch. It's Not enjoyable to do. And that's why it's not "fun".

Signed lovingly:

THE BEST IN THE WORLD

5/15/2016

Recently, Critics Have Begun To Critisize My Campaign. To Those Critics, I Respond In This Manner:

I Invented Car Dancing.

Car Dancing.

And I Will Vehemently Defend A Citizens Right To Dance While Driving. And If Something Bad Should Happen To you, Then That's Just Natural Selection At its Finest.

I've Never Seen A Terrorist Dance While Driving.

Maybe That's Why They're So Upset.

That Is My Response.

5/4/2016

Presidential Fact Of The Month:

According To sabermatricians, It Doesn't Really Matter Who you Elect As President Because It Will All Eventually Even Out At The End. So, In YESvember, Be Sure To Throw Some Votes That Other Guys (And Gals) Way. And While We're At It, Why Don't We Give The Terrorists My Lunch, Too.
 

See How F*cking Stupid That Sounds...POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPNNNNNEEEESSSSSS!

4/19/2016

This Is A STOPwatch.

This Is The STOPwatch you Should Hit The Start Button On Should I Get Shot.
But you Shouldn't Hit The Start Button Of This STOPwatch To See How Long I Live.
you Should Hit The Start Button Of This STOPwatch If I Get Shot To See How Long Whoever Shoots Me Lives.
Here's A Hint: The Number It's At RIGHT Now, Is Pretty F*cking Accurate.

There's A Reason Why It's Yellow.
Just Letting you NO!

(And By The Way, It'll Take More Than Just One Blow.)

4/1/2016

Presidential Fact of the Month:

The Only Objects Clearly Visible From Space Are The Great Wall Of China ...And My Great Big Balls. And Like The Great Wall Of China, My Balls Are Available For An Up Close Veiwing With Ticket Purchase.

Keeping My PNess GREAT, Still.

Ahhhhhh... you're All Just Regular People.

And One Other Thing:

you Better Stop Threatening To Shoot Me. I'm Not Saying That For Me. I'm Saying That For you.

Because Lets Face It. Shooting Me Is The Only Trick you Have Left In The Bag. And Truth Is, you Know It. If you Shoot Me, And It Doesn't Work, you're Done. you Got NOTHING Left. The Next Person you're Gonna Have To Shoot Is yourself Because It's Over At That Point. It's Probably Better Off you Keep That Shooting Me Stuff In The Bag. At Least That Way, you Can Leave Some Mystery In Peoples Minds And Make It Look Like you Got Something, When, Between you And I, We Both Know you Got Nothing.
 

It's Kind Of Like That Old Saying: It's Better To Keep People Thinking you're An Idiot Than To Open you Mouth And Remove All Doubt.

you're Gonna Want To Leave That Bullet RIGHT Where It Is.

Ahhhhh. you're All Just Regular People.

3/1/2016

Presidential Fact of the Month:

Sometimes, When I'm Playing Xbox, I Mix Up The Xbox Controller Button With The Remote Control Button.

As President, The Distinct Possibility Exists That I May Mix Up The Xbox Controller Button With "The Button" Controller Button...Which Should Make For Fun Times For All And A Few Instances Of "Awwww Sh****T, Again?! Better Send 'em A Fruit Basket."

1/28/2016

BeenWalkingDownTheStreetGazi

(POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, PNESS!)

NO! Who Gonna Find you...

"They're Terrible People. Just Terrible . Really. I Know Them. Just Horrible. Believe Me. you Want To Know What They Would Do If they Were Good People ..."

They'd get the F*ck out of the way a let the person who should be President be President. That's what they would do if they really gave a f*ck about this country. Instead of arguing and complaining and debating over people who shouldn't be President. WHAT! Looooosers.

I am the only one who is liked, respected, and feared by every other world leader.  Me and that North Korea guy will be playing bocce ball in his backyard the day after the election, and he doesn't even know what bocce ball is, he'd just be thrilled to have my attention.

Putin and I would be riding shitless on horses the day after that. And I’ll have the better body, as always.

ISIS? Those niggaz love Me. Stole my colors and everything. they'll be leading the "puppies for kids" campaign. Where ISIS members breed and distribute puppies world-wide to children of all religions (or else),but only one religion will be necessary because everyone should be worshiping ME anyways.  Aaaaaa!!! Those guys. they love puppies!!!

POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, PNESS!

What do all of my excursions mean for all of you? Peace. A leader who will force other counries around the globe to respect him, and respect the country. And the beauty is, they already do. I don't have to make anyempty promise and hope it comes true once elected. It exists now.

I hear all this talk about "what a great builder" some people are. How good they are at "constructing" things, like buildings and walls. Let me tell you something:

I am the GREATEST builder in the world, but I dont mean construction. I mean I wake up in the morning, put my shoes on, go walking down the street, and POOF, POOF, POOF, Buildings, and businesses, and prosperity, sprout up all along side me. And I dont need a hammer, nails, I beams, or concrete. That's the kind of builder I am.

I JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN BECAUSE I AM A SUPERSTAR AND THAT'S STAR POWER.

And this is something trump knows. Because I did this, in "the state" in a little rink dink town that not much happend, except organized crime, and then businesses and organizations suddenly wanted to start building in this area where this "bum" walked up and down the street. And then you know who came along and tried to vulture on my "building", wanting to build hotels and bullshit. trump.

Then I say I'm running for President, and then who comes along wanting to run for President, too? trump. Trying to be bombastic. Trying to not only steal votes, but apparently my personality, Too!

This guy wants to do everything I do! Which is hillarious, because this is supposedly a guy who has all the money in the world and everything anyone could ask for, but he cant have the one thing he really wants...to be ME.

Don't worry, maybe I'll have a spot as an apprectice open.

POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, PNESS! 

What you should concern yourself with building is a wall, but not a wall between the US and Mexico, looks like the wall you need to build is the one between Connecticut and New York. So that your Henchmen law enforcement outlaws can legally shoot people that cross over it for you, which may be the only way you can win, and which is illegal between state boarders in this country unless you missed civics class while you were building whatever.

But ooohhhhh this is an issue where both republicans and democrats can see eye to eye, is it not? Because you supposed adversery, miss clit, is very well versed in this conduct and obviously also doesn't understand that we dont try to shoot people for crossing over state lines in this country. Those cops need prison and for engaing in this behavior, you need prison, too.

We dont arrest people for walking down the street in this country.

We arrest cops for arresting people for walking down the street in this country.

We shouldn't even look at people walking down the street in this country.

People look at me because A) I'm awesome to look at. But B) Because Im the biggest star you'll ever see.

you need to try to stop me from walking down the street to have a chance to win? to have some chance at attention? to have some relevency? pathetic.

Have you ever seen the buzz around me when I show up somewhere? It's a f*cking event. Nobody else can do that. NO-F*CKING-BODY.

Hold up a second, why are we even talking about this? Why are you even in New York anyways? you're from Arkansas. you're not from New York. Yeah, you moved there, you work there, you held office there, but if we remove all of the reason you're in New York other than it was all to run for President, are you really from New York? NO! say it again? NO! One more time..NO!

So what we have here, is not a life-long politician, NO, we have something worse. Someone whose entire life revolves around politics. Think about how pathetic that is for a second. Everything you do in life is to hold an office. That's only second to being pathetic to all the people who didicate their lives to trying to ruin mine.

Actually, though, I do have to give both of you credit for one thing. you both were successful at one endeavor. And that endeavor was keeping you daughters from meeting me. And notice that I said "keeping your daughters from meeting me". Because they wanted to meet Me. Not the other way around. Just like whenever someone you people consider to be famous wants to meet me, because Im a Superstar, and you think its the other way around. You wanted to meet Me.

So, you can congradulate yourselves for that everytime you bounce your retarded grandchildren on your old, feeble, laps because I know your daughters would like to be bouncing on my  POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, PNESS!  .....ohhhh Too much information.

Then we got this problem with terrorism. Problem with terrorism? I agree! but how about if we stop the terrorism in this country first. And when I say terrorism in this country, I mean lets control the police, who are out of control, and not just from the above example.

POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, PNESS!

First thing I'd like to do, is offer any directors or movie producers an incentive to make movies that have law enforcement officers in them where those law enforcement officers dont go around shooting everyone, being tough guys, and breaking laws, and doing all this "cool" stuff that isnt reality. Because we don't need people becoming cops in real life because they saw "bad boys" and now they think they're will smith and are going to go around acting that way in real life. This leads to a lot of problems for everyone.

Lets make sure that we have people who are cops who are cops because they want to be cops and even, as a carer choice, need to be cops and keep their jobs.

"But CP, wouldn't needing to be a cop possibly cause them to be corrupt just to keep their job?"

Great question. Not if we stop paying cops a salary and make them independent contractors who only get paid when they make proper arrests, acquire proper convictions, and there is a mandatory review of thier actions and cases to both get paid and maintain their job.

Now we solved 2 problems. We got cops who need to be cops and they damn sure arent going to F*ck up unless they dont want to get paid and get fired.

And one other thing: Dont have cops handling terroism issues. They f*ck up the responsibilities they have now, don't add something else that they can F*ck up and violate more people rights with.

Terrorism issues need to be handled by a new, seperate, organization that only handles terrorism issues. They dont give out tickets, or arrest civilians. They deal with terrorist. Period. It would create jobs and is totally feasible, possible, and necessary.

Not until we solve problems here, can we possibly address issues in other coutries, but once the issues are remedied, I will say this:

"I'm not condoning putting boots on the ground, I'm condoning putting boots in asses! And if those boots need to be on the ground to do it, then so be it."

And lets not be pussies about this. I've been saying for years, Take their F*cking oil. They want to start sh*t, take their sh*t. It's not like we're going over there unprovoked.

And lets start taking over these contries. Not indefinately. But through NATO, or another new organization, that we, with our allies, take over these war-torn, disfunctional, countries that are causing world-wide unrest, and provide them the opportunity to "earn" their country back over a set amount of time, be it 5, 10, 20, or however many years.

It is the only way to insure that all the lives and resources we, and other coutries, use to fight these wars is not all for nothing. Let's take over these coutries until they are able to walk on their own again. When you put someone in the hospital, you leave them there until they are better and able to function indepently. Unles you're doing it for a false report. Let's do that with these pains in out asses.

And lets blow up the Holy Land while we're at it. Just kidding. Well, kinda.

Do you know that these friggin people have been fighting for thousands of years over land that may, and more than probably DOES NOT, have anything to do with a God nobody has ever seen and probalby doesn't exist? It's like what you do when you got two little kids that are fighting over 1 toy. You don't go and get the other kid another toy (Religion, GOD) so they each have one, now they got something else to fight about. NO. you take away the toy, now they got nothing to complain about. Boom! Problem solved.

My first economic move will be to eliminate the human resources function across buisness unilaterally. Why? human resources uses and wastes more resources and money than any other function in business and returns the least. If hr people are the b*tch of hiring managers anyways, then why are they needed? And if they arent, then they should be firing disfunctional and corrupt emloyees who are embezzeling money form the companies they work for and by extention, tax payers.

See, this is what I mean when I'm always going on about people doing this to me, and people doing that to me, and things about buh-d's: PEOPLE NEED TO BE DOING THE THINGS THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING, WHAT THEY ARE ON THIS PLANET TO DO. WHAT I AM SUPPOSED TO DO. AND WHEN I DONT, IT AFFECTS THE SAFETY OF YOU, YOUR CHILDREN, AND YOUR COUNTRY!

Now, all you need to do is vote for ME. Go out to those polls and vote for me. But I dont want you to push a button to vote for me, or punch a chad, YOU NEED TO WRITE MY NAME IN. That's how you know when somebody really wants you. When they take the time to write your name in and bypass the button. All that button pushing for the other candidates is crap. 1 RIGHT-IN is like a million buttons pushed.

Essentially, I dont need you. YOU NEED TO ME TO RUN THIS SH*T. And you know it.

F*ck, it should be easy. I mean, it should be like my re-election anyways.

Still Undecided who to vote for?

"It's 3 am and all the candidate are sitting in a room. A Top Official bursts in and says " We know where the terrorists are and we can get rid of all of them once and for all, but you have to come with us, you have to kill them, and we have to leave right now!"

Who is on that Plane?

Your Choice is Clear.

Think I'm Crazy? Got News For You:

CRAZY IS WHAT YOU NEED.

Be Sure To Cast Your Vote For ME In October. You Need To.

("Whats That? Really? November?  But I Thought We Could Have People Vote On Halloween Door-To-Door..Ugghh OK.)

F*cking November Then.

(Which we will be abruptly changing to YESvember.)

POWER, PEACE, PROSPERITY, PNESS!

11/04/2015

They Said It Couldn't Be Done.

You Said: "Yes It Can".

They Said Don't Even Try.

You Said: "Oh Yeah, We're Gonna"

When Everyone Said you Were Wasting your Time, That Resources Could Be Better Allocated Elsewhere...

You Said "It's Gonna Happen"

They Said It Was Impossible.

But you Did It.

you Found A N*gga In Michigan.

The Naysayers Were All Wrong. (And Some Of them Were Wong, Because they Were Chinese)

And you Proved Them So.

Little Known Fact: When jigga and ye Were Looking To RIGHT, Opps, I Mean, Write A Hot New Song and they wanted to call it "N*ggaas In Michigan", Everyone Told Them "you Can't Call It That. Nobody Will Ever Believe A Song About Finding A N*gga In Michigan. you Wont Sell Any Records That Way".

And you Know What?

they Gave In, And Thusly, they Went With "N*ggaas in Paris" Instead. Which Was A Whole Lot More Believeable.

But Not you.

you Didn't Give In.

you Looked Adversity In The Eye, Told It To Leave, And Then you Went Out And Found A N*gga In Michigan.

When they Told you Dont Spend Research And Grant Money On Such A Foolish Endeavor...That It Couldnt Be Done...Dont Chase Fools Gold...

you Told Them "We're Gonna Do It. Uh Huh"

they Said:

"How About Spending That Research Money On Cancer"...

you Said: "No".

"How About Spending That Research Money On Aids" ...

you Said: "No".

"How About Finding Jimmy Hoffa"

you Said "That non-n*gga Will Turn Up".

"How About Global Warming"...

you Said "We Like It Hot!"

"Atlantis?"

"F*ck It!"

"Cotton?"

"It's Pretty Much The Same Thing we're Doing."

Then you said: "Know What We're Gonna Spend That Money On...

FINDIN' A N*GGA IN MICHIGAN!!!!!!"

And you Did It.

Well Played.

Well Played.

Coming Next: BeenWalkingDownTheStreetgazi: The First Part Of My Presidential Plans. (It's A $250,001 Per Appearance Presentation. But It Used To Be Free.)

10/28/2015

Everybody's Got A Plan ... Until They Get Hit.

WHAT's?! your Plan...

Players Aren't Allowed To Use Steroids Anymore, But Nobody Said Anything About The Radar Guns Using Steroids.

I Was Once In China And Launched A Baseball Out Of A Missle Silo At 375,000 MPH,  But Once It Crossed Home Plate, It Was Only 87 MPH And That's All That Really Mattered.

Pitchers Throwing "100 MPH" Is Getting To Be Like oprah: "And you Get 100 MPH, And you Get 100 MPH, And you Get 100 MPH, And..."

Know Why There Are So Many Pitchers Alledgedly Throwing 100 MPH Now? Because There Is This Dude Who Walks In The Street Who Throws Over 100 MPH, And No Matter How Much they Try To Hide Him The People Already Know, So they Cant Have Someone Who Isn't Playing Throwing As Hard Or Harder Than Them, So Magically, Now Every 9 Out Of 10 Guys Comes In Throwing 95-100 MPH.

I MAKE you "better". It's Because Of ME.

But you Want To Know The Really Odd Part? If you Go Back In Time, Say To 1986 And Roger Clemens 20 Strike Out Game, he Was Just Blowing Guys Away, They Had No Chance, They Weren't Even Starting Their Swing Until The Ball Was Already In The Glove...And He Was Throwing 90 MPH. 90.

Now, guys Come In Supposedly Throwing 100 MPH, And The Batters Are So Early, That they Are Pulling The Ball Foul Behind Them. Like I've Been Doing My Whole Life.

Hitters Could Juice Pitching Machines Up To 120 MPH In 1986 If they Had Wanted To Just To See What It Looked Like And Adjust To It, Much Like They Can Today, And they Were Getting Blown Away By 90 MPH.

Today, Guys Are Not
Only Throwing "100", but Hitters Are All Over It. In The 120 Something Years Of Baseball, There Has Never Been A Period Of Such Marked Improvement. So Much So, Its Almost To The Point Where Players From Any Other Generation Can Not Be Compared To
The Players Of Today Anymore, As Had Been One Of The Exclusive To Baseball Abilities Of The Sport Since It's Begining, Unlike Any Other Sport.

So Why Does This Happen? Because When you Are Trying To Hide Someone, you Dont Want Him To Burst On The Scene And Be Better Than Everyone Else Who Has Been Playing While He Has Been Not. So Before This individual Gets There, you Try To Even It Out So
That Nothing He Does Looks Impressive. If He Comes In Throwing 100 MPH, you Can Say "Well, We Already Have Guys That Do That". If He  hits 500 Foot Home Runs, you Can Say "We Already Have Guys That Do That". Fabricated As It May Be, It Makes The Outrage Over
The One Who Hasn't Been Playing Less If He Comes In Not Just Destroying Everybody, So you Prop your guys Up, however you Have To Do It. Then you can say "We'll See, He's Not Special, we Have Guys That Can Do That". Well, Not Really.

Actually, The Thing you Should Remember, and Unknown To you Until Now, Is That When you See Me Training, you Have To Remember Something: I Havent Played In And Actual Game Since 1998. That's Right. 1998. Nineteen-Ninty-Eight. 

So, Essentially, you're Getting your Ass-Kicked by Someone Who Hasn't Played In Any
Games, While you've Been Doing Nothing But Playing Games.

But The Best Part Is When they say "Well, Our Guy(s) Are a Little Bit Better". HA! A Little Bit Better!  Little Bit Better Than Someone Who Hasn't Played In A Game Since 1998?! I Mean you're Already Lying Because you Know I'm Better,
But Do you Realize I Haven't Played In A Game Since 1998 And you're only a LITTLE bit Better! DO you HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH BETTER THAN you THAT ACTUALLY MAKES ME?! All you've Been Doing Is Playing In Games, And having The Benefit Of Training, And Facilities, And Are Professionals, And you're Lying To Say That you're A Little
Bit Better....AND you're NOT EVEN THAT!!!! Image If I Had Played In Even One Game Since 1998 how Much Better I'd Be, Nevermind Anymore!!! IT'D BLOW your MIND! It's Blow The Minds Of People! And That's Why you Have To Try To Bury ME!

And While We're On The Subject, It's Pretty Ironic I'm The Only One Out Of All Of you With The Educational Background And Professional Work Experience To Be Considered Corporate. So, you All Can Sit There And Front With your Short Hair And Clean Shaven Faces And Try To Look Corporate, But All you Are Is A Bunch Of Posers. you Play With A Ball For A Living And you Dont Even Do It Nealry As Well As Me.

BLOW ME! (But Do It A LITTLE Better Than The Guy Before you)   

I AM A SUPERSTAR! I AM A PROFESSIONAL. NOBODY KNOW THIS STUFF BETTER THAN ME. AND you're NOBODY.

I'M THE BEST IN THE WORLD, BITCHES!

I WAS TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF GOD ... 

AND I KNOW BECAUSE IT WAS MY OWN HAND!!

And One Other Thing: Remember My Statement From The Previous Entry About An Out-Of Position, Back-Handed Flip Not Being Enough To Make A Hall of Fame Career? Well Theres Something Else you Should Know...They guy mr out-of-position back-handed flip threw out at home plate had been out gambling and drinking until 8:30 that morning, So If
he Hadn't Been, Or he Was A Half A Step Faster, The Only Thing people Would Be Talking About Was Why Their short-stop Was So Far Out Of Position On That Play And Whether he had Been Out Gambling And Drinking And Giving Gift Packs To Girls (Or Most Likely Guys) Until 8:30 In The Morning.

10/11/2015

I've Said It Before, I'll Say It Again:

YOU CAN'T Have A Season (Or Election, Or Show, Or Movie, Or Anything Else) That Means Anything When The Best Player Isn't There; Either Through His Exclusion, Preclusion, Or His Taking A Stand. Even If your Keeping Him Away Is The Motivation Or Inspiration For your "Success" (Which you Will Deny).

Example: See 2004 World Series. (Or Many Other Examples, Just Letting you NO!)

Want To NO! How you NO! If you're A Hall Of Famer Or Not? Want To NO! WHAT!? The Test Is? If The Season After you Retire, Before The First Pitch Is Thrown, Fans Look Around The Field And Don't Even Realize you're Missing Because The Guy In your Place Has Roughly The Same Skin Tone As you. That's How you NO! you're Not A Hall of Famer. Maybe Good Enough For A Game Or A Day Or An Out-Of-Position Back-Handed Flip, But Not A Hall Of Famer.

As A Matter Of Fact, It Wasn't Until you Came Along And Retired That I Began To Firmly Believe That Michael Jordan Did Retire From Basketball To Play Baseball Because he Was In Trouble Or Suspended. The Difference Is, In his Case A Scandal Involving him Would Have Destroyed Basketball, A Scandal In your Case, Involving you, Would Have Only Destroyed Baseball, Only In your Own Mind.

Which Leaves Only 1 Question...

WHAT?! Did you Retire To Do...Gay Porn?

And If So, Are your cop Friends Going To Keep Everyone Away From The Gay Porn Industry you Don't Want To F*ck Or Want Competition From In The Gay Porn Industry, Thus Preventing them From Working In The Gay Porn Industry?

And If This Scandal Gets Found Out, And you Get Hurt And Go On The Porn Industry Disabled List, Will they Bring you Back For A Mid-Day Matinee Infront Of 200-300 Fans To Test To See If they Boo you Out Of The Stadium Before they Bring you Back To Get Boo Out Of The Stadium By 80,000 Fans At A Night Game...Or Gay Porn Shoot...

Wonder How Long It Will Be Before you Retire From That Too.

And By The Way, WHAT?! The F*CK Business Is It Of The cop If Im Playing Baseball, Playing A Sport, Or Playing With Myself...Doesn't he Have Anything Else To Do..Don't his Job Responsibilities Involve Just About Everything Else In Life Besides That...How Is This Even Something That Tax Payers Pay Taxes For him To Be Involved In.

With Other People, you Look For The Things they Do Wrong To Bother them With. With Me, you Don't Have Anything That I Do Wrong, So you Have To Go For The Stuff That's Legal.

Ohhhhh... Walking Down The Street!!... Ohhhh Talking!!!! Ohhhh Writing!!! Ohhh Pursuing Interests!!!

Ohhhh Being THE BEST IN THE WORLD!

That's Right Boys And Girls, Being The B.I.T.W Isn't Illegal Either.

But Maybe Making you My B.I.T. C.H. Should Be, Because Then you'd Have Something To Charge Me With That Might Actually Stick.

Consider It A Break.

10/4/2015

My First Action Once Elected Will Be To Address The Most Pressing Issue Facing This Country Today:

Making Sure Halloween Is A Week Long Holiday.

Why...WHAT! Else Is Going On In The World.

9/4/2015

Looks Like donald Stole A Page Out Of vinces' Book Of "Stealing My Stuff And Using It For his Own Benefit". If he Starts Flipping People Off Too, We're Going To Have A Problem.

Actually, The Conversation Between Them Probably Went Something Like This: "Hey, I Can See your Career Is Going Nowhere Doing What you Want To Do, But If you Act Like This Other Dude, Go Around Calling yourself "The Best In The World", Behave Outrageously, And Say Provocative Things (All Of Which, By The Way, Are Not Illegal Or Signs Of Mental Illness), I'll Push you And I'll Pay you To Do It Because GOD Knows I'm Not Going To Pay Him For His Stuff. And Never Mind How I Had To Go About Getting My Daughter Dis-interested And Distracted From Him. OK, Now Leave."

By The Way...This Should Be My Presidential Re-Election Campaign.

 8/1/2015

Just Sittin' Here Contemplating Into WHAT! Part Of My Cirriculum Vitae My Time Baby Sitting Emma Watson For 3 Years While She Was In College, Or As She Calls It, "University", Fits In.

7/22/15

NEVER Assume That Just Because I Am Walking Around Without A Shirt On And you Dont See Anything In My Waistband That you Are Suddenly Going To Be A Tough Guy. Always Check My Asshole. I Keep All My Weapons Up My Asshole, ASSHOLE.

And By The Way, My PNess Is Working Just Fine. In Fact, It's Working Over-Time.

Legs Are People, Too.

Mix In A Leg Day.

7/15/15

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

IF I DONT F*CK your WIFE, CONSIDER IT A COURTESY. THERE'S NOTHING you're DOING TO PREVENT IT. NOTHING. SHE'S ALL OVER IT. JUST LETTING you NO! BELIEVE ME. IF.

HAVE A NICE DAY AT WORK.

6/18/15

I INVENTED THE INTERNET.

The Same Way I Invented This Song.

Because Before ME, Nobody Gave A F*ck About Either One.

twitter And facebook Were Derived Out Of Fans Of Mine.

I've Been "tweeting" since '97.

It's Called My Away Message.

I Should Be Finishing Up My First Term As President.

I'll Say Whatever I Want.

Go F*ck yourselves.

I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD.

PERIOD.

6/4/15

When I Used To Take Pictures Of Myself Before "Selfies" Were Called "Selfies", I Got Sent To A Hospital And Called A "Narcissist". Now, Anyone Who Doesn't Take Pictures Of Themselves Is A Narcissist. I Invented the "Selfie" Also, In Addition To Lots Of Other Things. So, Anytime you Take A Picture Of yourself And Post It Online Only To Have Friends And Delinquents And Other people Praise you, Compliment you, MEME you, Mock you, Laugh At you, Berate you, Or Draw A C*ck In your Mouth; you Can Thank Me For Giving All Of you The Freedom To Go Around Taking Pictures Of yourselves And Not Be Persecuted, Or Prosecuted, For It. WHAT! A Hero. 

Tryin' To Catch Me Existin', Dirty,

Tryin' To Catch Me For Bein' Alive, Dirty.

ARMS SWINGIN' !!!!

5/19/2015

The "Charge And Pray" Method Of Policing Is Similar To The "Pull And Pray" Method Of Birth Control Only With A Higher Success Rate.

"Tryin' To Catch ME Walkin' Dirty,

So you Can Try To Get Promoted Early."

"Tryin' To Catch ME Walkin' Dirty,

So you Can Try To Retire Early."

Time To Bring you In.

5/1/2015

I Wanted To Take A Moment To Explain Exactly WHAT I Mean When I Said "I Am The Best In The World" So There Isn't Any Confusion As To WHAT I Am Saying.

AHEM, AHEM: WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID IS I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD IS THAT I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT THINGS I'VE DONE, I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT THINGS I AM DOING, AND I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AT THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE YET. WHEN I SAID I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD, I DIDN'T SAY IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO THAT DAY. I HAD PLENTY TO DO THAT DAY, AND I STILL SAID IT. I SAID IT BECAUSE I AM THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND I MEANT IT.

Now That I Have Clarified, There Should Not Be Any Issues.

you Have The Right To Remain Silent...That Means Shut The F*ck Up.

They see me walkin'
 They hatin'
 Patrolling they tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 My earphones so loud
 Arms swingin'
 They hopin that they gonna catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty
 Tryin to catch me walkin' dirty...

3/20/2015

A Stange, Funny, Weird, Awkward Thing Happened On The Way To Disclosing My 3 For $10 Plan...Gas Prices Dropped Below $3 A Gallon. Really. They Did. And I Had Nothing To Do With It. No Politicians Intentionally Forced Fuel Prices Lower In An Attempt To Prevent My Plan From Having Any Impact, Or To Give Me Credit For It, To Benefit Their Political Endeavors. In Related News, I Also Sat On A Toilet Today And Took A Massive Sh*t, For Which Someone Else Promptly Took Credit For, Also. Yet Denying Me Again Of Recognition For An Accomplishment That Doesn't Involve Cuffs An Ambulance And A Court Date To Cover It Up. Amazing. And I Didn’t Even Need A Stained Blue Dress To Let My fraternity Friends Let you NO! That.

Want To Know What Else Is As Useless As A Sh*t On An Idle Thursday Afternoon? Mainstream Media. Mainstream Media Is Nothing More Than A Political Machine Used By Politicians, Politicians Who Are On The Boards Of The Corporations That Own Them, To Make Sure Their Political Agendas Are Fulfilled By Only Telling People About The News they Want you To Know About. Period. That’s It. In Reality, When you Think About All The Things That Happen On A Given Day, Less Than A Percent Of Those Things Are Reported Through The News, Yet People Really On The Information They Receive Through The Media To Fulfill 99% Of Everything they Are Lead To Believe Is Going On In The World. Again, Excluding My Sh*ts….Or Any OfThe Other Injustices That Have Been Perpetrated Against Me Through The Years THAT I REPORTED HERE. AND THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MAINSTREAM MEDIA AND ME. I HAVE NO AGENDA. I TELL you EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS AND WHY IT HAPPENS. AND I DON’T HAVE TO PANDER TO POLITICIANS, OR LOBBIESTS, OR FRATERNITIES, OR WHOEVER, TO BURY THINGS SO you CAN DO A STORY ABOUT FLYING SQUIRILS WHILE THERE ARE REAL, IMPORTANT, EVENTS OCCURING.

you Report The News By Having the cops Tell you WHAT!? News Is And That's Not Reporting The News, THAT'S BEING SOMEONES BITCH. 

How So? All you Hear About In The News Now Is About How These cops Are Going Around Beating And Killing All These Black People Who Didn’t Do Anything Wrong. Big F*cking Deal. I TOLD you THIS STUFF WAS GOING ON 15 F*CKING YEARS AGO AND NOBODY DID ANYTHING ABOUT A IT. I TOLD you WHEN IT WAS GOING ON WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING TO ME AND IT WAS F*CKING FUNNY TO you!!! You DIDN’T BELIVE IT. AND I’M WHITE!!!!!!!

What To Know What The Real Funny Part Is? IF you HAD DONE SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT I TOLD you ABOUT 15 F*CKING YEARS AGO, THOSE F*CKING N*GGERS WOULD STILL BE F*CKING ALIVE!!! HOW F*CKING FUNNY IS THAT!

But That’s Not News. Because The cops Told you It Wasn’t. Because As We All Know, cops Are The Best Ones To Let Us Know If they Should Put Themselves In Prison Or Not. So, If The cops Tell The Media There’s NO! Story, Then The Media Doesn’t Cover It, Because The cops Told Them….And Now you Got Dead N*ggaz.

15 years Ago, Maybe A Bit More, I Told you cops Are F*cking Crazy. 15 years Ago. And It Was Funny. It Wasn’t News. (And I Didn’t Tell you Through Contacting you, I Told you Through The Site, Because you Know About The Site.) Now, 15 Years Later It’s News. Which Makes Me Wonder, If I Had Been Killed Would It Have Been News…Probably Not. Just Another White Kid With 2 College Degrees, Professional Licensing, AND THE BIGGEST F*CKING STAR IN THE WORLD Being Harassed By Criminals. Celebrities Have NO! Rights.

If you Don’t Believe Me, Go Back Through The Site And Read It. It’s All There. Go Through The Archives. It’s THERE. IT’S BEEN THERE.

I Run A Completely Independent, Unbiased, Information Source. I Am Paid By Nobody. I Am Not Affiliated With Any Corporations, Politicians, Or Any Interests Other Than My Own. That’s Why you Know Everything Here Is True And Not A Lie, Either Through Bold Face Manipulation Or The Convenience Of Self-Serving Omission.

And you Know WHAT!? The Fact That Celebrities Have NO! Rights Is The Reason Why I’m OK With Someone Like OJ Getting Away With Killing People Every Once In A While. Know Why? BECAUSE IF REGULAR, COMMON, PEOPLE (Like peole Who Work At Banks) WERE ALLOWED TO HAVE ARRESTED AND PUT IN JAIL EVERY CELEBRITY THEY ACCUSED OF COMMITING A CRIME, THEN PRIOSONS WOULD BE FULL OF NOTHING BUT CELEBRITIES. Because regular, common, people are nothing but a bunch of jealous, envious, leaching, scumbags.

Know WHAT!? Kind of Work I Like?: Light Work…Camera Flashin’ Makin My Eyes Hurt. That's My Kinda Work.

“Oh But CP, they’re Not Stealing your Stuff, they're Fans.” Bullshit. Show Me Another Set Of Fans Who Go Around Using The Stuff Of The Individual he Or she Is A Fan Of, And Profits Off It, While The Individual they’re Stealing It From, That you’re Supposedly A Fan Of, Makes Nothing…Off HIS Stuff. Never. There’s No Other Example Except It Happening To Me. That’s Not A Fan.

Hold Up. I Shouldn’t Say I Get Nothing (Double Negative). What I Get Is Falsely Arrested, And/Or A Trip To The Pysch Ward Because People Believe, Or Crooked cops And local lawyers Manipulate Facts To Their Benefit, That When you Use My Stuff Without Crediting Me For It, THAT INSTEAD OF you COPYING ME, OR PAYING TRIBUTE TO ME, OR BEING A FAN OF ME, THAT I AM THE ONE WHO SAW SOMETHING ON TV OR IN A MOVIE, OR IN A SONG, AND I AM GOING AROUND IMITATING SOMETHING, WHEN IN ACCUALITY, you ARE COPYING ME. BUT BECAUSE MY STUFF ISN’T BROADCAST MAINSTREAM, WHERE EVERYONE GET THEIR NEWS, they DON’T SEE THAT you’re COPYING ME, PAYING TRIBUTE TO ME, A FAN OF MINE, BECAUSE they’re FIRST INSTANCE OF SEEING IT IS WHEN they SEE you DO IT MAINSTREAM AND DON’T REALIZE, OR ALLOWS cops AND local lawyers and “the state” TO MANIPULATE WHO IT CAME FROM,  IT CAME FROM ME FIRST. And It Did. It Came From ME. It ALL Came From ME First. It’s ALL MY STUFF.

Because No Matter How Far From The Center The Flares From The Star Shoot, Remember, They All Derived From THE STAR. Now, Sometimes, It May Be Difficult To See That It All Originated From The Star, Because The Flare Is So Far Out From Where It Originated, And There's A Bunch Of Bullsh*t And False Reports And Criminals Blinding your View, But Trace It Back And you’ll See. EVERYTHING COMES FROM THE STAR.

EVERYTHING COMES FROM ME. EVERYTHING.

I’m Not Telling you Not To Be A Fan. Im Not Telling you To Not Pay Homage, I’m Not Even Telling you Not To be A Fanatic. I’M TELL YOU TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW WHO IT IS THAT you’re A FAN OF.

"Oh But CP, You've Referrenced Things Before Without Disclosing It's Source". That's Bullshit. Because A) WHAT!? I've Referrenced Was Either Mine To Begin With, That you Don't Realize Because It Came From My Non-Mainstream Source, Which Is My Point Exactly (Spits Water Bottle/Adjusts Gloves) Or B) Such A Well Known, Mainstream, Resource That There Is No Doubt As To Where It Originated, Unless It Was Originally Stolen From ME. In Which Case, I'd Be Using My Own Stuff. Which Again, Is My Point Exactly.

Know WHAT!? Else Is Amazing? I’ve Never Heard Of A Case Where Someone Has Paid Of A Scout To Have His Son Or Daughter Drafted Into Professional Sports. Never. And It Does Happen. It Does Happens Unless We Are To Believe That The Professonal Sports Drafting Process Possess The Most Integrity Of Any Single Governing Body In The Universe. So, It Does Happen. And you Never Hear About It. Sure The First 5 or 10 Guys In A Draft, Everyone Knows Who they Are. But What About After That? It Happens All Time. I Mean, I Could Go First 10 picks In 4 Professional Sports Right Now, And I’m Here Sitting On My Ass Writing This...For A While Now. So Something Is Going On.

Want To Know What I Find Hysterical? And I’ve Already Touched On This With My Description What Happened To The Finance Industry With A Post A Few Months Back, But What I Find Really Hysterical  Is This Fact: How No Matter Who you Hear, Or What Resource you Review, Everybody Acts Like That Banking Crisis Snuck Up On Them In The Middle Of The Night Like The Boggie Man And Caught Them by Surprise. No It Didn’t. Nobody Talks About It Because they Don’t Want To Get In Trouble For Having Known And Not Done Anything About It, But It Wasn’t A Surprise.

How Do I Know? I Could Have Told you The Mortgage Industry Was Going To Collapse in 2000. I Didn’t Know It Because I Had My Palm Read By A Psychic. I Know It Because It Was Common Knowledge In The Mortgage Industry That When you Are Lending Money Against 250% of The Value Of Someone’s Home With No Income Verification, A Credit Check, Or A Pulse Rate,That Eventually The Hens Are Going To Come Home To Roost. People In The Industry Would Commonly Comment, 8 years before the collapse, That Some Day The Market Would Crash And All These Worthless Loans Would Bankrupt Everyone. Everyone Knew It. The Banks Knew It, The Regulators Knew It. The Government Knew It. And Nobody Did Anything To Stop It. Know Why? Everyone Was Making Too Much Money And they Just Didn’t Care About Anyone Else. Find the People Who Cashed Out Of The Industry Just Before It Crashed. They Knew.

Thanks For Warning Me.

So, For These Reasons, And Many Others, I Am Announcing My Candidacy For President.

That’s Right.

PNESS For PRESIDENT!

Together…We’ll Fix This Sh*t.

Vote For The PNESS…And you Get The Balls For Free.

3/1/2015

Ever Wonder Why When you Try To Do Things While Excluding ME, Or Just Say "F*ck Him" And Carry On Without ME Like you Think you're Cool, Everything Always Turns To Sh*t?

It's Because you're Going Against The Natural Order Of Things. It's Because you're Going Against The Way Things Are Supposed To Be. It's Because you're Going Against The ONE.

I Am The ONE.

It's Kinda Like This..Which I'll Be Back To Explain.

1/1/2015

 "I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man or women who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it, regardless of WHAT! he or she sees, hears, thinks, is letting ONE NO!, or the mythical, delusional, diseased minded, illicit drug induced break he or she believes to be giving. I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, not just put your hand on it, and stand a post, on a national boarder, not on a boarder of a state in the same country for which you are on the wrong side of anyways, at whch time you can feel free to waste tax payer dollars reviewing all the web pages you like to try to make as many arrests as possible of innocent people because doing so will help meet your quota to be promoted and make more money...BECAUSE you WANT TO RUN your MOUTH ABOUT ME WHEN I'M NOT AROUND, AND THINK I WON'T EVER BE, BUT WHEN I SHOW UP, you GOTTA DO SOMETHING TO TRY TO SAVE FACE. TYPICALLY, SOMETHING STUPID. GOTTA MAKE MONEY. TO DO THAT, GOTTA GET PROMOTED. TO DO THAT, GOTTA MAKE CASES!!!But either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

APB, BOLO, Keep The Truckers Eyes Open, For My Next Entry: Why Gas Should Never Cost More Than $10 For 3 Gallons, At Most. My 3 For 10 Plan.

Also, Why Doing Things Without Me Around, Or Preventing Me From Being Around, Doesn't Make you Smarter, More Qualified, Or BETTER. IT JUST MAKES you A MOTHER F*CKING PATHETIC CRIMINAL.

...And Dont Worry, Only 1% Of All CP's Are Outlaws. Chances Are Pretty Small you'd Run Into 1.

WELCOME! To The Year Of ...."WHAT! Part Of It Do you Believe To Be A Suggestion?"

For Example, The First Entry: 

When I Send you A Resume, WHAT! Part Of It Do you Believe To Be A Suggestion?

In Other Words, Why Do you Believe Me To Be Asking? (aka Does your Drug Dealer Declare The Money you Pay him As Income, Because you're Obviously On Something. In Other Words: Do you Believe My Resume To Consist Of My Name Followed By A Big Question Mark Occupying The Rest Of The Page?)  NO!? OH, you're FINISHED? Well, Allow Me To Retort: "NO" Aint NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN "NO"? ENGLISH, MOTHAFUXER, DO you SPEAK IT? SAY "NO" AGAIN. SAY "NO" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME. I DARE you . I DOUBLE DARE you MOTHAFUXER SAY "NO" ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME. 

DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH. DO. I. LOOK. LIKE. A. BITCH?

THEN STOP TRYING TO F*CK ME LIKE ONE. 

Maybe you Should Have Called It "The Offer". Nobody Likes Interviews.

11/1/2014

Here's WHAT! you Don't Understand: I'm Not Asking you For A Response That Requires A "NO!". In Fact, I'm Not Asking you For A Response That Requires A "YES!". I'm Not Asking At All. Becasue you Dont Matter. It's Just Going To Happen. So, Shut The F*ck Up. (And This Entry Is In Red Becasue Red Means F*cking Stop.)

9/22/2014

As some of you may have noticed, this page was down for a number of days over the past week. I will explain what happened. Some, Let's call them, "elements", were unhappy about my last posting (like some people are always upset by my postings), and decided to attempt to unhost my site by unleashing a devastating attack upon the server hoping to eradicate all of my ... well stuff...thus stopping all of you from hearing the truth. These a$$h*les, opps, "elements", obviously are unfamiliar with contingency plans as is blatantly obvious from the lack of ethical conduct, not to mention competency, they demonstrate be it with a gun, a badge, a robe, a gavel, a political office, sport league operation, oversight of your finances or home, or terrorism attempts. These f*cking pieces of sh*t, opps, "elements" attempted to try stop all of you from hearing the truth, thus once again attempting to control you, control your destiny in a way that benefits them, and predetermine events in your life that lead to events that drastically change the way your lives should play out. I can promise all of you, this will NEVER happen. That this site will endure. And these punk-ass bitches will know who The Best In The World is....Just letting you know…Plus, I think the new address has a nice ring to it…WWW.CPPC21.X10HOST.COM

8/28/2014

Survival of the Stupidest: The True Story Of What Happens To your Money On Wall Street.

Have you ever gone to the bank? Of course you have. Have you ever wondered what happens to your money once you put it in the bank? Sure you have. Want to know why you don’t own your house anymore? Well, I’m gonna tell you.

It all started about 100 years ago, at the beginning of Wall Street. Way back then, the modern financial markets were in their infancy and the biggest and best claim you could have to give credence to your expertise was a fancy degree from one of the distinguished, ivy league universities. Better yet, not only was a degree in an actual business discipline preferred, it was expected! Imagine that! So, when Wall Street first started, you actually had the best of the best, with degrees actually in the business discipline they work in, holding the biggest and best jobs in the industry who were charged with overseeing the markets and essentially the economy.

As the market went up and down, even in those early years, people feared for their job security. And as companies expanded, bringing about the need to hire new employees, competition (Ahhhh competition, more on that in a bit.) for jobs became fierce, and that’s nothing compared to the fear that those who began their careers in top flight positions now had for their jobs as the workforce expanded. Expansion, in and of itself, began to water-down the quality of the workforce on wall street to begin with, but that wasn’t the major hit, those jobs were lower down on the totem pole.

The major hit to the quality of the players on Wall Street is due to 1 fact: When the original, highly intelligent, well educated, majored in the subject they work in, leaders of Wall Street first began their career and began what we now know as wall street, they did so as the best of the best, but they too feared for their jobs, so instead of hiring equally intelligent and qualified, or even more intelligent and qualified, people to work with them and under them, which is what they should have done, what their fiduciary duty to do was, they hired f*cking idiots instead because those people didn’t pose threat to them or their jobs.

So, as time went on and these people got old and either retired or died off, they weren’t replaced but people who were equally or more intelligent than they were, they were replaced by the f*cking idiots they hired below them that didn’t pose a threat to them or they hired completely new f*cking idiots to take their place. And after decades and decades of doing this, Wall Street has dumbed itself down to it’s lowest common denominator and that’s why all these problems in finance exist. Because unlike the Darwinian theory of Survival of the Fittest, where the best and most adaptable creatures evolve and survive, competition is in direct conflict with making the best and most adaptable survive in the business world. Therefore, the best and most adaptable don’t survive, they pose too much of a threat, so they are weeded out in favor of f*cking idiots. Wall Street has become a Survival of the Stupidest.

And that’s why you now have some sociology major who makes $7:50 and hour (If that, because your probably lucky to be making commission. you know, I drove past a sign the other day that said you could make $9 an hour working at a fast food joint, but it’s ok, though, because then you couldn’t say you work on wall street!) and lacks the qualifications to work in banking or finance and doesn’t understand the ramification of their actions because their only there to collect their check, and their human resources counterpart with their general studies degree who doesn’t benefit by hiring qualified people who work in finance with degrees in that discipline, but who does get a referral bonus for hiring their grade school drop out friends, who now calls you and tells you the house you’ve been making you payment on-time for is being foreclosed upon. Survival of the Stupidest.

That’s the reason they keep settling the law suits and having the banks pay billions of dollars in restitutions without even fighting it out in court, because if the public found out the real reason for these problems, how preventable they were, and how negligent they are, they would explode; they’d go f*cking nuts.

Now, don’t steal that. Don’t steal that and put it in your paper or thesis or corporate or government presentation and make it sound like you thought it up. You didn’t. I did. I’d prefer you not use it at all, but if you do hand it in to your professor, who is going to look at it and say: “Who is this you quoted?:’ The CP, His PNess Keeps Growing WHAT!, Circa 1998-Infinity.’ Why are you quoting this f*cking idiot? He’s nobody.” Then with jealousy and envy condemns me in front of not only you but at a special assembly they hold to discourage you from listening to me or giving me any credence, Gives you something around a C- for your paper and then proceeds to steal my work, the same work he said sucks, for his or her doctoral work or tenure because in actuality, it’s really great stuff as long as it didn’t come from me and I’m not credited for it.

The CP, His PNess Keeps Growing WHAT!, Circa 1998-Infinity.

It Doesn't Say: Psycho Killer, Find Out The Places he Goes And Follow Him Around A Lake, or Psycho Killer, Confront Him In Front Of His Property And Assault him, Or Psycho Killer: Write Fake Stuff On Paper, Then Use It To Kidnap, Shackle, Handcuff him To An Ambulance, Lock him in a Cell, And Hold him in A hospital (because lets face it, without the fasle report piece of paper, that’s what you did), Or Psycho Killer: Call HR & Security. IT SAYS. PSYCHO KILLER - RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! AWAAAAAAAY!!! Which Is Really Good Advice. Because out of all the other afore mentioned options, If you truly believed someone to be a psycho killer, and are really afraid of him as such, you should RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! AWAAAAAYY!!! NOT APPROACH HIM LAUGHING AND GIGGLING LIKE SCHOOL GIRLS, ROLLING UP YOUR SLEEVES, AND SAYING TO HIM’ SHUT THE FUCK UP’!!! IT’S NOT: STA STA STA STA STA STA STA STA STA STA STALK AWAY!! It’s . PSYCHO KILLER - RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! RUN! AWAAAAAAAY!!!  Because if you are to believe all the things you see and hear, you would understand that the problem isn't that he's a psycho killer. The problem is that HE'S FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA FAAAAARRR BETTER!

There's a difference between being competitive at something and breaking the law. I don't think you understand the difference because on many occasions when injustices have been perpetrated upon Me, I have heard, "We'll, It's competitive" We'll they're competitive". But maybe you're to f*cking stupid to understand, or it just doesn't suit your need, to understand that what your describing to me, as in what they are doing, isn't competition, it's crime.

So, I didn't know that Gothem had a team called the Gothem 2's or the Gothem 13's. I was unaware. Because that's the only reason I can think of as to why the team that Gothem does have could have either 2 or 13 decide who is on their team. It's the only reason I can think of because if I owned a team, I wouldn’t let a 2 or a 13 or any other number or letter combination of the alphabet decide who is on my team or not, I would decide because it's my team. I also wouldn't allow my organization to be 7-8 years retarded in its development because I've allowed a fu*ktard, who has never even been the best play at his position on his team, much less the league, drag me by my balls because he wants to decide who is on "his" team or not and then have his Neanderthal, gun holding, friend yell "NO" at me like a 3 year old in the middle of the street in a town and a state he neither work or resides in because he’s to f*cking stupid to even know where the fu*k he is.

How you gonna keep Batman out of Gotham? With NO!? HA!

Well, look at the standings. How's that working out for you? HOW ARE you DOING WITH THE TEAM 2 and 13 PUT TOGETHER FOR you? I mean, while you're at it, why don't you just take 5 fingers and wave them in front of your face, because if we're to believe all the things you want us to, we should believe that 2 and 13 are putting food on your table too! And I'm telling you you're wrong. Hey, think WHAT! you want of me, but understand this. I've been the captain of just about every team I've ever been on, and the teams I wasn't captain of, I wasn't captain because they wanted someone less fortunate to feel like they were part of the team. And you know what? Out of all those times I've been captain of teams, and out of all the times I've been asked my opinion on other individuals and whether or not I wanted them on the team, I'VE NEVER MADE THE DECISION AS TO WHO WAS ON THE TEAM AND WHO WASN'T, EVENTHOUGH I WAS GIVEN THE OPTION. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY JOB AS CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM TO DECIDE WHO IS ON THE TEAM AND WHO ISN'T. MY JOB AS CAPTAIN IS TO WORK WITH WHAT I'M GIVEN AND TO MAKE WHAT I'M GIVEN WORK. PERIOD. I Didn't say anything about people who I absolutely hated, about people who hated me, I didn't say anything about people who would later go on to try to have me thrown in prison through false reports. Know why? BECAUSE IT'S NOT MY F*CKING JOB AS CAPTAIN TO DECIDE WHO IS ON THE TEAM, IT'S MY JOB TO WORK WITH WHAT I'M GIVEN AND TO MAKE WHAT I'M GIVEN WORK.

WHAT! Does it even mean to be captain at that level? Do you sign the checks? NO! then you don’t mean dick. “Captain” at that level is clever negotiating ploy by ownership to convince you to take less money in your contract. If the owner, or coach, or manager is too f*cking stupid to realize he's putting the wrong people on the team, that's not my f*cking problem. This isn’t dodge ball at recess, being captain doesn’t mean you get to pick the team. So, think about that the next time you're giving and interview that the inner punk starts to peak out, or the next time you're waving 5 fingers in front of your f*cking face (Amazing how this is done without hitting any of the puppet strings)(As an aside, there are a lot of people who do things that “are their life” and some times they don’t get to do them anymore, saying you do something that you say “is your life” doesn’t make you special or mean that you should continue doing it. Look at the way you continue to keep yourself in a position to do what you say is your “your life”, by holding others down) spit my water bottle in the air, or say I don't want him on this show or in this movie and then steal my stuff and use it (YEAH! YEAH!) because it's not your position to decide who's there and who isn't, it's your job to shut the f*ck up and work. It's also long over-due time to get a f*cking life if you have the time and lack of other priorities to do these types of things. Think about that the next time you see a loser on a field throwing a ball to himself.

Let Me Let you know something. It doesn’t matter how much of that plate you think you can cover because your arms are TOO SHORT to box with GOD.

FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA FAAAAAAARRR BETTER.

Let Me let you know something. you want to know why you never hear 2 or 13 give an answer to a question that's longer than 10-15 seconds? It's because it's about the 10-15 second mark that you can start to hear the inner punk-ass bitch come out and they don't want you to hear that out of their poster boys. And what else does he do? At least the guy who waves 5 fingers in front of his face does stuff to benefit kids on the side, for whatever the reason. What do 2 and 13 do? Give gift packs to girls to bring back to the guys they’re actually f*cking. What do they do besides bitch and complain about wanting more money on tops of the money they’ve already stolen for playing while they're on drugs? What do you do besides have your cop friends try to get out of the way people who would take your fame. I've got news for you: The people know. They already know I'm a bigger star than you. They already know you should move out of my way. All you're doing is proving it.

It’s like in 2003, you know, just one of the many years I was stuck in a house because every time I go outside people try to have me arrested or sent to a hospital or beat me so that nobody gets to see me and they can try to get things for themselves and their kids that belong to me with me out of the way, do you really think your manager got fired for leaving that pitcher in too long? No. that’s not why he got fired. He got fired because earlier in the game, he wasn’t paying attention enough to the game to realize that with runners in scoring position, he didn’t see that the 3^rd baseman was playing in left field and if he had had the batter bunt, not only would they have scored a run, they could have broken the game open and ransacked the opponent. I saw it. They know I saw it. I’m not getting credit for it. Take what I do, and give it to someone else. So, fast forward, then next year you take that possibility out of the equation, you hire a figure head, put an ear piece on him and have all the managerial moves come from the front office. Years later, I guess that ear piece doesn’t extend across the Midwest.

Why not make me the GM? Why not even offer it? You thought about it. I mean, I’d play anyways, but why not offer? Who knows more about baseball than me? Nobody. Who told you they know more about baseball than me? Everybody. I can put on a monkey suit and walk in the street. F*ck, I’m already half way there with the walking. I can simulate games on play station too and pick great teams. (and we’ll get into the whole monkey thing with our little fuzzy green ball lucky to have gotten my attention for 2 seconds to have given your fringe sport any attention at all that needs to move their hall of fame and find a new sponsor friends at another time. Until then, have my banana ready.) But why not offer it? What stopping you? What’s stopping you is the same thing that’s stopping everyone else from offering me what belongs to Me. Everything that you read about here. YeeeeeeHaaaaaaa.

You own a league. You don’t own the game. I’ll go around on every field in the world and have everybody see how much better than you I am and have them all question you  as to why I’m on that field and not where I should be and you can answer the questions. I’ll embarrass you like I’ve been embarrassing you for years and you can keep promoting all the heroes you have who have overcome so much, like drugs, and mind you, drugs they take and took of their own accord, not like somebody was forcing them or involuntarily injecting them or they were walking down the street and somebody POOFED drugs on them. They did it to themselves. And in your opinion, overcame it. How heroic. Maybe I should become and alcoholic, drugged out, scumbag, instead of the clean superstar I am now, just so that I could enjoy all the adulation I would receive for over-coming something I did to myself. How heroic. You own a league. You don’t own baseball.

You want to see baseball? Send your kids to see ME. Admission is free. I won’t CHARGE YOU for an autograph. And I’M THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!!!

FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA FAAAAAAARR BETTER.

There's no job on the police force that oversees who's going  out with who, or who knows who in the entertainment industry. It's none of your f*cking business. And I think that the people of your village or town or city or whatever the f*ck your calling it today should know that they are paying tax dollars for it. So there you go, you're paying with your tax dollars for someone to guess as to what he thinks he knows about the entertainment industry as to who he believes is going out with who, and who he thinks knows who, because "he usually knows what he's talking about with this stuff". And he's letting you NO! it. and you're paying money for it. Not to keep you safe or your kids safe, but to use your money to know things like which reality tv sister has the biggest ass, or whether or not someone is going to commit suicide because there was a time he wasn't getting any pussy. And you're paying for it. with your money. and if you want proof, walk down the street and he'll let you NO! about stuff he knows NOTHING about. That you're paying for. With your tax dollars. For a failure. FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA FAAAAAAAR BETTER.

Now you got a problem that I don't carry a briefcase? Let me tell you something. you, being the insignificant nothing in life that you are, can go get yourself a briefcase and fill it full of paper, or candy, or staples, or tampons, or whatever you use for your equally meaningless job and your meaningless life, and not have a care in the world about anything else and go on with your day. I, however, have people jump out of shrubs and cracks in the street to attack me. So, if you want me to occupy one of my hands with an insignificant piece of garbage, like a briefcase, I'm compensating for it by putting guns in that briefcase. That's the difference between my life and yours. Mine matters and you're f*cking nobody. Imagine WHAT I could do with an umbrella.  FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA FAAAAAR BETTER.

Now, this is important. How do we extend this concept further? How does this apply to the past which invariable leads to the future unless it has to do with me, in which case everything that happens occurs as it’s own unique event, mutually exclusive, and always my fault. Lets say you’re one of these people that wants to do away with the CP because its good for you and your friends and you go around calling him names, calling him a psycho (which you don’t even know him to make that assumption) and defaming him, and making up stories, and you’re asked, “What Happened?” Well, you’re not going to indict yourself, so you’re going to throw all of the blame on The CP.

It’ll go something like this:

“We’ll I was in the car with him…

- but you voluntarily got in the car with him…”

Umm yeah…

- Ok

“And he was driving and I was scared…”

- well, why were you scared..

“ummm not because I had just done massive amounts of drugs without his knowledge”

- Ok. So why didn’t you ask for him to let you out, or just open the door and exit the vehicle, didn’t the door handle and windows work?

“Ohhhh, ummmm, well Ummmm, Yeaaaa, Hmmmmm, Well, Seeeeee, Ummmmm, hmmmmmm”

-..Im waiting….

“Ohhhhhh well…..Ummmm….hmmmmmmm…”

-Im waiting. Was it because he didn’t stop so that you could exit the vehicle safely?

YEAH!!! YEAH!!! THAT’S IT! Yeah he didn’t stop. I couldn’t get out.

- Ohhhh. Well I find it highly unlikely that he could have made a 15-20 mile trip and not have stopped or even slowed down enough for you to have exited the vehicle either through the door or window that you yourself said were working and for there to be no other reports from anyone else that this “psycho” as you put it, was driving around like a maniac not stopping at stop lights or stop signs only then to proceed to do nothing more than to drop you off at home. I mean if he’s such a “psycho” as you put it, why did you A) voluntarily go with him in the first place….and B) why didn’t you RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN AWAY? Haven’t you ever heard that song? That doesn’t sound very credible to me.

“Ummm yeah, well that’s what happened.”

Lets stop right there. Where does this information then go to. This fiction filled ball of garbage story. It goes from the listener of this story who doesn’t buy it to conveniently enough the next link down in the chain, the lying persons cop friends, you now have 2 problems: 1) Other people aren’t believing the fake story and 2) they now need to get the liar off the hook of trouble for having lied about it in the first place. So how do they do it? LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER, BECAUSE BY THIS POINT WE ALL KNOW THE ANSWER!! FALSE REPORTS!!!!!!!!!!!

So they’re gonna show that CP!!!!! We don’t have enough to get you for this, but nobody gets one over on us!!! And we think something happened!!!! So we’ll get you another way!!! We’ll have more of our friends do it!!!!!!! And from that you can take every instance of false reports, false arrest, false imprisonment and false charges against me. For example:

I got chased by the lunatic cop friend of these criminals down a road that had 5 stop signs in close succession and a suicide curve down the end of it. I obeyed the speed limit, stopped at all the signs and negotiated the curve in the most dangerous vehicle there is to speed in, a Jeep Wrangler (And let me be sure to clarify, Wrangler, Not Renegade, Jeep Didn’t make a Renegade during that time period, regardless of WHAT self-serving way you’d like the report to read, its not going to change that). Upon exiting the curve, lights flashed in my mirror and an idiot pulled me over with his kid in the car. Must be new code of conduct to take your kids on ride alongs chasing after dangerous psychos. Now, I’m going to clarify. I stopped at all the stop signs, negotiated the curve in a vehicle that I would have flipped over in had I been speeding, and only after all that did the lights come on. Ultimately, this culminated in a trip to the hospital.

If you were to read the report, by the way, of which I still have all of locked away very securely in an undisclosed location, you would see that it said I ran through 5 stop signs and was speeding at 75mph in a residential neighborhood that I then negotiated a suicide curve in a jeep wrangler, again at 75 mph, which pretty much would have been top speed,  and then did all of that only to then stop 300 yard from my residence in what I’m sure would be recorded as the shortest braking distance in the history of driving for any vehicle ever. Doesn’t make a lot of sense? Does it? Well of course not, unless you first understand the previous story I just told you, then it all makes sense.

Why did this happen? It happened because they were trying to prove the previous lie as true to get their friends and their collection of false report writers out of trouble. So, they fired up the writing staff and got to work, ‘cause they’re gonna show me!

Nobody believed the previous story from the idiot about the speeding and not stopping and not being able to exit the vehicle, so what did they do? They tried to make that story true by trying to prove something similar that contained all the same elements occurred in a different location, with seemingly a different, but yet the same, group of people. They tried to make the previously lie true by telling the same lie in a different circumstance to get themselves out of trouble. Ohhhhhh Now it makes sense!!!!! Now they’ve not only tried to verify the previous lie through this new event of fiction for that very reason, but they’ve also gotten to false imprison me because they wanted to let me see how it feels for something that was never true in the first place. Why? Because nobody gets one on over on the fraternity, and even though they can’t prove it, they think something happened. Might want to check your record book.

Ohhhh and the capper? You know the 75 miles per hour I was supposedly going? Well that wasn’t a random number. Firstly, it’s impossible to go 75 mph on that road and negotiate that turn with a jeep wrangler. I’d still be rolling over, never mind that it is further compounded by the fact that I had to stop at 5 stop signs within a 100 yards of each other which A) would have made it impossible to get to 75 miles per hour had I stopped at them, thus providing additional incentive to say I went through them to make the story work And B) (should have done your homework better) Would have made it impossible to accelerate to 75 miles per hour even had I not stopped at the signs!

No. The 75mph was meant for me. The 75 miles per hour was a direct reference to how hard they believe me to throw a baseball based on what their friends told them as reasons for why they didn’t slander me, and not the over 90mph I previously stated on this site years ago. I mean, did you forget that that entry on this site already logged in court records from your previous attempt? Stalking Much? Gotcha.

See? All the answer are here. All you gotta do is follow along and read.

Say Something Once…Why Say It Again?

You know, non-local, it’s at times like these, you must ask yourself how much BETTER things would be if you went to an actual, rea,l law school,l and not s*ck f*ck.

Don’t like it? Too bad. What are you gonna do about it? Kill grandpa…Again?

Time to go back to school macho judge…Ohhhhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaahhh!!!! Think so.

Welcome Back To Class.

They should make a Superman vs. Batman Movie, except instead of them battling each other, or joining forces to battle a common external  foe, they should have an internal battle against Down Syndr…Ohhhhhh they are making that movie.

FAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA FAAAAAAR BETTTER.

                                                                 8/25/2014

Public Service Announcement

This Has Been Removed From My Trunk:

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Proceed With your Day.

8/1/2014

The snow glows white on the PNess tonight
 No Lipstick to be seen
 A kingdom of isolation
 And it looks like I'm the King

 The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
 Couldn't keep Me down, heaven knows you tried
 Don't let them in, don't let them see
 Be the good CP we always told you to be
 Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know
 Well, now I'm letting you know.

 Lettin' you know, lettin' you know
 Can't hold it back anymore
 Lettin' you know, Lettin' you know
 Turn away and slam the door
 I don't care what they're going to say
 Let the storm rage on
 The cold never bothered me anyway

 It's funny how some distance makes Me seem small
 And the beers that controll you can't let you see Im tall
 It's time to see what I can do
 To test the limits and break through
 No right, no wrong, no rules for MEEEEEEEE
 I'm CPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

 Lettin' you know, Lettin' you know
 I am ONE with the wind and sky
 Lettin' you know, Lettin' you know
 You'll never see me cry
 Here I stand and here I'll stay
 Let the storm rage on...

 My power flurries through the air into the ground
 My soul is spiraling in frozen fractals all around
 And one thought crystallizes like an icy blast
 I'm never going back
 you can kiss me ass!!!!!!!

 Lettin' you know, Lettin' you know
 And I'll rise like the break of dawn
 Lettin' you know, Lettin' you know
 That perfect Dude is born
 Here I stand in the light of day
 Let the storm rage on!

 your cops are going to prison anyway.

7/19/2014

you Know, If This Were Opposite World, My PNess Would Suck you....BUT IT'S NOOOOOT.

7/3/2014

This Isn't About your Happiness. your Happiness Means Nothing To ME. This Is About ME. This Is About My Happiness. Hap-PNESS.

6/1/2014

Next Time? That's Awfully Optimistic.

Maybe Next Time I'll Learn...WHAT A True Report Looks Like.

And Maybe you'll LEARN WHAT It's Like When I Don't ALLOW you To Put Cuffs On.

Then We'll Both Know Something.

But Either Way, I'll Still Keep It Cocked Back, Not Just Put My Hand On It.

Just Letting you Know.

5/24/14

"CP!, CP!" "CP, Do you Have Any Advice For This Years Graduates?"

WHAT?!...YES!...:

"When you Hear The Sirens, Turn Up your Headphones, And Keep Doing What you're Doing. Because If you Don't, you Could Be The Next One Pushing That Button. Everything Else Is Just Noise."

you Now Know.

4/17/14

Who Am I? Well, I'm Batman, Of Course...And Ryan Atwood...And A lot Of Others, Also. But you'll See...I'll Let you Know.

Because you Can Always Count On Some Prick From "the state" To Strap Your Choker On Someone Else And Bastardize Your Life And Call It "Inspiration" While you're Conveniently Stuck In A House Because Everytime You Go Outside Someone From "the state" Tries To Throw You In A Cell Or A Hospital To Keep People From Seeing The GREATNESS That Is ME. 

By The Way...Where's My F*cking Pool House.

Next. Bitches.

3/1/14

GROW...and...YOUR FACE!

The way I see it, you only have 2 problems in life...GROW....and YOUR FACE. Which when you think about it, isn't really that bad. I mean, if those are the only 2 things in life that are a problem for you, you're doing pretty well. That is of course, until you look a little deeper at what this really means. On the surface, Grow and Your Face seem to be a couple of pretty petty complaints as to ones ability to perform at life. Unless you are in a profession, or professions where your ability to be a certain size and look a certain way are crucial to what you do. For example, if you were a farmer, like someone from the mid-west, which well get to a bit later, then your height and your facial features really wouldn’t mean much. In fact, they'd be irrelevant. And someone who was told GROW and YOUR FACE who was a farmer probably wouldn't think twice about it and carry on bitch slapping their cows or f*cking their sheep or doing whatever it is farmers do. So, the applicability of GROW and YOUR FACE has to have a connotation of saying it to, or about someone, who's size and looks are important, if not critical, to what he or she does. For example, for a comment or a deed to have an impact on someone like a farmer, who we have already discussed would not be affected by GROW and YOUR FACE, you would have to denote something about this person that applies directly to his or her ability to perform his or her function and to benefit, or earn a living, from it. Instead of GROW and YOUR FACE, perhaps a BETTER derogatory phase to use against the farmer above would be something like...YOUR LAND IS BARREN and YOUR TRACTOR IS SLOW. See, now the farmer has a problem because the basis of his existence and his ability to perform his job in life is critically based on the quality of his land and the ability of his tractor to do its job. Big Problem.

But back to GROW and YOUR FACE. Let's say I am all set to be successful in life. I have the ability, the training, the education, the aptitude, the experience, the physical skill, the looks, to not only pursue my goals, but to be utterly super successful at them. (And when I say "pursue" I don't mean a dream or a fantasy, I MEAN WHAT I WAS PUT ON THIS PLANET TO DO.) but the only problem is, there are people out there who don't want me to succeed, and my being a certain size and my looks are a critical success factor to what I do, much like the farmers land and tractor above, this is a big problem for me, not because what they are saying is true, because it's not, but because they are going to use this defamation to negatively affect me at achieving what I should be doing, and more so, brainwash others into believing it. Big Problem.

But let's look more closely. What is someone really saying when they say GROW and YOUR FACE? I am going to be successful, but I only have 2 problems; GROW and MY FACE. So, if that's what they're telling me, then all I have to do is fix those two issue. Which is an idiots pursuit. Here's why. Let's say I find some magical way to grow. Who knows how...I hang myself from a swing set like bobby brady and it magically works...but I find a way to do it. I find a way to do something that is literally impossible, which is the reason why it's brought as a detriment, because it's not possible to grow, so if its used as an excuse, they think there is nothing you can do about it, even if it's something that isn't true. Which is an advanced step from writing false reports because now instead of putting themselves on the line by having to declare something false that is a subjective opinion of their own, which makes them liable, they have taken it a step further now, to not only come up with a slanderous excuse that is fully owned by the individually they are slandering not a subjective basis, but an objective basis. This, in their minds, is less liable upon themselves, until you realize that now the lies they are telling aren’t actually a requirement of what you are looking to do and they are trying to prevent you from doing. They have distracted you by coming up with some negative excuse of why you cant do something that isn’t even a requirement of what you're looking to do. Pretty sad.

So Even If I Find A Way To Grow....There's Still My Face!!! UUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

In GROW and YOUR FACE, not only do you have to overcome the virtually impossible task of growing, but even if you do, there is still another virtually impossible, objective problem, YOUR FACE! WOW. Cleaver. But mind you, once you clear all the bullshit out of the way....the most important part of all of this is..THAT NEITHER GROWING OR ONES FACE ARE EITHER DIFIECNT, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, REQUIREMENTS, OF ANY PURSUIT THIS INDIVIDUAL IS STRIVING FOR. In the end, this effort is pathetically weak. In fact, if you presented GROW and YOUR FACE as an argument in law school, you should be kicked out because of the weakness of both it's composition and theory and thought process that went into it. Except, probably suck f*ck, because based on all the things I've seen a heard this would be the type of strategy employed by one of their graduates.

So even if I overcome GROW. I Still have to overcome YOUR FACE. (Which I Can Assure you are not detriments to Me In Either Case)

It's kind of like another way of saying "NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS".

Isn't GROW and YOUR FACE just another way of saying NEVER? Yes. I Think so.

GROW and YOUR FACE is pathetically useless. In fact, GROW and YOUR FACE is a retreat strategy from people who found writing false reports to be too risky and coward back behind whatever rock they crawled out of and tossed the hand grenade of GROW and YOUR FACE from behind a female or little boy or girl they were hiding behind in hopes that A) the blast wouldn't reach back to them, and B) to not have to show their face to anyone and present themselves to be associated with the pathetic weakness that is GROW and your FACE. PATHETIC. It's like you went: "Woooo Sh*t's Getting Thick!" Then you pull the pin on this GROW and YOUR FACE bullsh*t hand grenade and went to run and hide behind the first skirt you found. Probably a skirt with a badge or a gavel near it conveniently located near the stack of paper your are now to afraid to use.

To elaborate. So that you can have some context. Without having to divulge my height, my weight, how many modeling contracts I've been offered, etc. To anyone who would like to challenge me on this whole GROW and YOUR FACE not only being complete, desperate, Bullsh*t; Don't make me have to go back through the history of professional sports, or even haha sports entertainment, and pull a record of how many people have played sports at the highest level and have either been shorter than me, smaller than me, shorter and smaller than me, or any other combination of factors that GROW and YOUR FACE could encompass and present it to you in the format of a spreadsheet that will clearly delineate not only that I would easily qualify as being both tall enough and big enough, but that the data would prove that I would be in the upper tier of both height and size... and don’t even get me into my face. Because I can do it. I can show everyone who takes GROW and YOUR FACE at, well, face value, and has never really thought about it, and make them think about it. And not only think about, but have the data to prove it. In fact. I don't even need a spreadsheet, all I need to do is find one person who was shorter than me, or smaller than me, or both shorter and smaller than me AND I WOULD WIN. In fact, I don't even have to research it to find someone, I could do it off the top of my head. And you know what? Just about everyone you try to convince of GROW and YOUR FACE wouldn't need to research it either, they just need to know what you're up to. And now they know.

Shi*t, While you're at it, why don't you just say TOO OLD too? OHHHHHH THAT'S RIGHT!!!!! BECAUSE THERE IS A LAW AGAINST PREVENTING SOMEONE FROM DOING SOMETHING BECAUSE HE OR SHE IS TOO OLD IN YOUR OPINION, I.E. A CONVIENT, SELF BENEFICIAL EXCUSE. YOU COULD GET IN TROUBLE FOR SAYING TOO OLD. BUT THEY local lawyer RESEARCHED AND FOUND THAT THERE ISN'T A LAW AGAINST GROW and YOUR FACE. So they chose that. It's objective and not something subjective that they would have to put themselves out on the line for that could come back to them as slander or defamation, like something you write on paper that is a setup that benefits you.

Do not judge my size based on how big or small or short or tall you think I am. Instead, judge my size based upon how long it takes you to get up and how many teeth are left in your face if you do.

you got a problem? a problem with my hair? and problem with my face?, a problem with my size? your employees, and cops, and judges, and doctors, GM's, and whoever else ...go to bars, drink, get high in the bathroom snorting coke off each others dicks, run over little children on their way home, and wake up the next morning, go to work and get commended on the fine job their doing. I dont do any of that stuff, but if someone sees me throwing a ball on a field, everyone talks about how crazy I must be. There is something wrong with your f*cking minds. Seriously Wrong.

Know what another good way not to get in trouble and sued? MIND your OWN F*CKING BUSINESS, GET A FUCKING LIFE, AND STAY OUT OF OTHER PEOPLES LIVES.

You know what your problem with me is? you all suffer from Tall Poppy Syndrome. For those of you who don’t know, Tall Poppy Syndrome is when someone of talent and skill and ability, someone of actually merit (Me), is hated and attacked and defamed and cut down because his (My) talents and achievements overshadow and distinguish himself (myself) from his (my) peers. And that's what you all suffer form. Why don’t you research this syndrome and see if you can claim mental illness based on it and see if you can get some sort of disability based on the obvious impairment you all suffer from.

There's only 1 SuperStar in the world who can walk down the street in the largest city in the world during rush hour and have everyone’s attention focus on Him. That's ME. In fact, If I were walking down the street and planes crashed into buildings down the road from Me, peoples would be so captivated by Me, that they wouldn't even notice. They would just keep watching me walk until I disappeared off into the distant, and then, at the moment they could no longer see me, they would snap out of the trance they were in, take a peak over at the blazing inferno and say "Hey, what happened over there?". Such is The CP. The Best In The World.

There are 2 groups of people in the world: Those who have heard negative, derogatory, things about me and those who started off hearing how great and wonderful I was and then were brainwashed into negative, derogatory, things about me.

Know why? Because if they can brainwash you into believing negative lies about me prior to your actually seeing me or meeting me, then you are already predisposed not to like me. If you saw me for the first time without any prejudice, you would think great, wonderful, things about me. But if they taint your mind before you actually see me or meet me, they have already altered your judgment against me regardless of what you see and what I really am. And more importantly, it stops you from saying: "WOW!!! he's AWESOME!! WHERE HAS HE BEEN???!!!!" Because the ones who do these things know where I've been and they know why you haven't seen me before and they don’t want to answer those questions, so they pollute your mind against me so that they throw the blame on me for the reason why you haven't seen me before through lies to cover for what they did.

The mid-west must be a nice place. Know what would make the mid-west a better place? If people from the mid-west stayed in the mid-west. Know why? Because any time someone from the mid-west leaves their farm and treks across the country in either direction to the "big city", they instantly become paranoid that someone is out to get them. As though criminals or terrorist were waiting specifically for them to leave their 2 room shack in the middle of nowhere and come to town so as to unleash their fury. Now this is a phenomenon that has escalated greatly since 2001, but one I am sure that has been around for much longer than that. The problem with this is that when these people come to the "big city" they cause trouble based on this delusion of people that they have no business associating with in the first place. Everything and everybody is scary to them, or out to get them, and they cause trouble for other people who otherwise wouldn't even know they were alive. Who really knows why you think anyone would want to harm you...basically because it would make no difference what-so-ever if anyone did harm you, nobody would miss you anyways. Stay f*cking home if all you're going to do is cause trouble.

Trunk Anyone? It's Not As Easy As It Looks.

I'm going to paint a picture for you. This is a picture of what happens when someone isn't wanted somewhere. It's a picture I know well, because I have been left for dead on the side of the road more than once, so anyone who thinks I have any apprehension about what I am writing based on any form of fear couldn't be more wrong.

If you're going to try to use the strategy of "the state", you should at least know that I am not going to stand for it, and when I don't stand for it, I am going to make sure you pay for it for being stupid and not minding your own business for things that shouldn't concern you. For piling on for something that not only will "the state" be defeated for, but that for you too, for being stupid, will fail at also.

In 1975, in an area not in the "the state", but close enough by, involving those related to "state" politicians, a 15 year old girl was killed. The reason she was killed was because she was an outsider and her life wasn't as important as everyone else’s. (I could stop right there, but I'll continue). Someone for whom the establishment thought shouldn't have been there. Period. Her life wasn't as important as other peoples, in their minds. Mind you, this wasn't someone who was malicious or mean or hateful. It was someone who had moved to the area about a year ago and as some people tend to do, attempted to fit in in a place she knew no one. And she did well at it, although some of her actions may not have been looked upon as favorably by some in her new home, she did her best to try to fit in the best way she knew how. The other option would have been to try not to fit in at all. To isolate herself. To be mean and hateful and resentful. And if that were the case, then Im sure plenty of people would have had reason to have wanted to kill her. But that was not the case. Unfortunately, even this pleasant disposition was not enough to earn the admiration, or even the acceptance, of her new home town.

The reason I know this is because I am familiar with these types of people. The type of people who no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, are totally and completely non-receptive of you based on something as ridiculous as your zip code or the way you wear your pants. Most of these types of people are rich, probably even wealthy. They believe they run the world. And they have nothing but time in life. The type of time that allows them to chastise people for petty attributes or traits that others who have to work for a living just don’t have the time to waste on.

I am familiar with this type of behavior because I am familiar with the way these people treat others, first hand. Because without knowing who I was, they attempted to treat me in this manner. Mind you, I am not some pleasantly disposed 15 year old girl. In fact, it is not only teeth-clinchingly tolerate of me to be kind and jovial and friendly to most people, it down right hurts my soul to be. So, when I attempted to give these people the benefit of the doubt and treat them in a manner that others would want to be treated, it didn't matter. Because there, they either accept you because your part of them, or your life doesn't matter. Period. And the thing I found most interesting was that if they don't believe you belong there, it infuriates them even further if you attempt to be nice to them. Really. They actually become upset if you, as an outsider, someone they don't believe should be there in the first place, attempts to be nice and cordial and pleasant. It infuriates them. It's as if they want to say "Give Up Already And Get Out Of Here. We've Allowed you To Be Here Long Enough And If you Don’t Leave...." If you don't leave....WHAT?! And this is the way it is. It isn't my opinion. It's Fact. I, myself, don't care. I thrive under other peoples hatred of me. It's all I've ever known. you're playing my game when you hate me. If you wanted to get to me, you should be nice to Me. I probably wouldn't know what to do. I'd probably dissolve like the wicked witch of the west. I'm not afraid of you. I’m not intimidated by you. And I couldn't care less if you want me there or not. I don't look at you for what you think you are, for what you want to represent, for what people form the outside think of you. I look at you because you're not "the state". Period. I don't care how much you hate me. you're like a vacation to me compared to what I've been dealing with from the years before you. And you're funny. Really, Really, Really Funny. Like, clown kind of funny. Maybe that's why I live there. And you sure as f*ck aren't going to get me in your trunk and then leave me dead under a tree. But what about a 15 year old girl...What if she didn’t listen...What if she didn't pay attention to the social cues...What if someone was yelling "Leave" to her, and she didn't? She didn't get the hint.

Remember: If they don’t think you belong there, you're not going to change their minds and the more you persist, and the nicer you are, and the longer you stay, the more infuriated they become with you about it.

Maybe part of the problem are those private roads. If there is one person there who should live on a private road, it's Me. I'm a Superstar. The rest of you don't need it. In fact, nobody there needs it. If I don't live on a private road, you don't need to be on a private road. If I don't have security, you don’t need security. Maybe if we got rid of those private roads and allowed little N*gger kids from adjoining poor towns to run across your lawns, it would improve your attitudes...or infuriate you further in which we'd find more dead people under trees thus solving our mystery.

You know, my first time through, it took about a year before they tried to get rid of me, Which incidentally, was just about the same amount of time it took to leave her under a tree.

But lets think about this a bit more.

Friendly girls are one of two types: Genuinely friendly or sluts. A girl from a different place who is trying to fit into a new place could be one, the other, or both. But what isn’t debatable is that when someone new comes to town and they are overly friendly, in either way, everyone knows that this person is trying really hard to fit in. you don't even need to know someone’s real personality, or what they were like before, or what they are really like. It's just apparent. Think back to any time you've ever met someone new, who was new to your environment, not you to theirs, and you can pick out within a few seconds of whether or not this person is trying to make friends or fit in. So, in either case, genuinely friendly or sluttly, the root of this behavior is the desire to fit into a new place, a new environment.

So, with that as a starting point, if everyone who knew this girl knew from the very moment they met her that she was someone who wanted to be accepted and fit in, and she exhibited this behavior from the very moment anyone met her, then why would this type of behavior cause an outburst of anger that would have lead to her death a year, to a little over a year, after she was first introduced to this new setting? There was no surprise there. I've met girls before that from just observation I knew were flirtatious and "Friendly" and it came as no surprise to me that the person continued to be this way after I met her. Nothing she did in that manner would have been surprising to anyone who had known her for the past year, they had witnessed that behavior many times over the past year they had known her. Nothing that occurred in that specific moment of time in which she was killed was anything that was not witnessed previously, probably many times before, that would have sent anyone into a rage that culminated with her dead body under a tree. If that were the case, it would have happened much sooner in her arrival. Also, it is very unusual for young teenagers to exhibit this type of violent behavior towards each other, for what is a crime that would steam from the emotions of someone who was either much older in their emotional development than the victim...and/or someone who was of the same sex...another female with the assistance of a male. a female would have a much stronger emotional reaction to a girl who was flirting with a guy she liked in the early teenage years than a male would have with a girl who he already knew was quite flirtatious. For the guy, he had seen this before. An event of her flirtation was not a new, infuriating, event that he would just fly off the handle and kill her for. But a female, one who had witnessed this girls flirtation previously, may have come to a boiling point that lead to this violent event. A female would have had a much more violent physical reaction to the actions of this girl than a male would have. A female would have been more likely to have been brought to a boiling point over this girls actions than a male would have been otherwise the male would have reacted much earlier as this was not a new behavior exhibited by the girl.

In addition, there was extensive damage to this girls face. Very unusual for a male for go after a girls face in that violent of a manner. To go after someone’s face is personal. Again, I speak form experience. Every time I’ve been jumped or been attacked, it was a male, and that male specifically targeted my face initially. Why? Probably because the altercation was started by a girl he liked or a girl he was dating saying I was cute or hot or some other adjective that accurately depicts my beauty. But the point is, this person was infuriated by a female who thought I was cute, thus provoking him to attack me specifically in the place the girl found me desirable or attractive. So, the guy wanted to f*ck up my face so as to not make me so appealing to the girl he liked. What do we have here? We have a girl who was attacked specifically in the face. Not something a guy would typically do in that violent of a manner. A girl with a cute face would much more likely be attacked by another jealous female who desired to f*ck up her face because a guy she liked, or was dating, found it to be attractive.

Additionally, the night the death occurred.

The girl was attacked on October 30th. A night widely known as "Mischief Night". Why? It is the night before Halloween. A night known to be famous for kids creating petty disturbances, running around, yelling. Suspiciously, a night that would have been otherwise ideal for murder. Think about it. On the one night of the year when nobody would be suspicious to hear people running around, yelling, or even screaming, at all hours of the night, this girl ends up dead in a manner that would have, at the very least, encompassed all of those elements. Bizarre. It could have happened any other night, because as is stated, the type of behavior exhibited by this girl had happened many times over roughly the year she'd lived there, and yet, on the ideal night to get away with killing someone, she ends up dead. Any other night, someone would have noted the disturbances heard. Pre-meditation is a concern here. Pre-meditation and accessibility. The ability to construct the environment that would lead to the girls death. To know not only the area, but to know that this individual would be accessible to kill in the manner planned. The theory of a random, sudden, blink of the eye, event is old and antiquated. It doesn't suit the evidence. The evidence points to premeditation. Someone knew what they wanted to do and arranged events around that day to carryout the crime, to be certain of accessibility and availability of the victim.

But lets say for a moment you reject the idea that it was premeditated and still desire to believe that this was an instantaneous act committed at random. Then there is a different avenue we can go down.

On mischief night, as we've already explained, there is a predisposition to kids being loud, rowdy, and carrying on in a manner that on other nights would not be condoned or tolerated. It's a "free pass" to behave in an otherwise not acceptable manner and have no one question it or suspicious raised because of it.

That is, of course, unless you're the cops. Sure, they may be a bit more lenient on mischief night because its engrained in the society and its only a few hours, and things typically don’t get that out of control, but they aren't under any requirement to just let things slide. So, if you're the cops and it's mischief night, you already know you've got a long night ahead of you of people making petty complaints about things that really don’t matter and things you're not going to do anything about anyways unless it gets completely out of control. But, that's only until 12AM. Because while the night may go on until day break, mischief night ends at 12AM. Then all bets are off. Now, without a specific time of attack, or of death, it's tricky, but follow along here:

It's mischief night, the kids are running around, causing, well, mischief, calls are coming into the department, and dispatch is in your ear every 2 minutes about another complaint that someone has called about related to the petty crap you'd just rather not deal with. It's not making you happy. you might even say it's getting you into a bad mood. So you go out on call after call only to find some cars toilet papered and pumpkins smashed and hear yelling in the background, but once you get there, everyone is gone, and while there are lots of kids running around, it would be impossible to figure out who did what. But some people aren't only calling in with complaints, they see who committed the act and even provided a description. They tell you they don’t know if it was a boy or a girl, or how big or tall he or she was, but he or she was wearing a blue coat, and running in a certain direction. So you hold onto this information, with all the other complaints you've received that night and keep patrolling your area. Meanwhile, the parties go on and socializing continues. the 15 year old is hanging out with friends and they are all doing the things together that they had been doing for the past year or so. No more. No Less. No Different. The night drags on. Maybe now it's 10pm, or 11pm, or even 12pm, and as you're patrolling, you see something move in the trees, and out of the corner of your eye, you see what appears to be something blue moving around in the distance. you think it's a blue coat. you may have your first one of the night. So, either you keep the lights and sirens off, or you put them on, because it's mischief night and it doesn't matter because nobody is going to think anything of it anyways, but you probably keep them off, then you get out of your car and yell "Hey, you, Stop!!!" NO!, you Stop!!!". The 15 year old looks over at you in the dead of night, shocked, scared, terrified, and takes off running. Of course, at this moments, you, the cops, are going to chase her. Again, you're not sure if it's a boy or a girl, an adult or a child, how big or small, if he or she is armed, but you know that person matches the description, and you're going to get him...or her. So you pursue her, with your hand on your gun. Take off running which then prompts the 15 year old to run with more fury as you're chasing her and she doesn’t know why, in terror, and possibly screaming for help as she runs, but is not paid attention to because of mischief night. As you're running, now with your gun drawn, you yell "STOP!" again and catch up to your target. Now, up close, you realize that this is not an adult and as you go to grab her, she suddenly spins around. In the blink of an eye your mind rejects that option of pulling the trigger and instead you rear back and punch her dead center in the face with the handle of your gun. She falls immediately to the ground. And with your adrenalin up, you look down at her and say to yourself "What have I done", you call for her to respond and she doesn’t. She just lays there bleeding.

Now you don’t know what to do. you think about calling for help, an ambulance, but decide against it, or someone stops you. For all you know, she's dead, and if she’s not, you're still in a lot of trouble. All you know for sure is that you're in an isolated area and you don't think anyone else saw you. It's later in the night now. Most, if not all, of the kids have returned home and everybody else has had enough of complaining about the kids making noise to let it bother them anymore the rest of the night. Under these conditions, you think to yourself, "I've got all the time in the world" because nobody is going to miss this girl until at least the morning. Which gives you plenty of time to decide what to do. So you take the body, wrap it in a plastic sheet, which will contain the blood, and put it in your trunk. you now have all night to drive around, on shift, to decide what to do with the girl until day breaks and somebody is going to miss her. And most importantly, if someone does miss her before the morning, you'll know first, since the first call they make is going to be to the police. So you continue on your shift and think about what you can do about it. While you're on your shift. The search for the girl begins as her family and friends are looking for her. Sometime in the early morning you hear the family has made a call to the department inquiring about the girl and the message is relayed to you and the rest of the department and you now know who she is and where she lives. you have to act fast now. Then you remember, the neighbors whose home you've been to previously, routinely, leaves blunt objects scattered all over the yard, the best of which are golf clubs. So you know what you're going to do. you drive back to the location of the attack, now knowing who the girl is and where she lives, and decide a couple of times where to leave her, pulling her from the trunk and dragging her around. Then, you go over to the neighbors yard, grab a golf club, whack her with it a few times to make it look good, break it, stab her, and leave scattered parts of it over the yard. Making sure the final strike leaves a clear message of who did this...the neighbor...because the neighbors name in on the handle of the club. Then you drive off and wait to pretend look for her in the morning when someone finds the body you left in the location that had already been searched. Not perfect, but will have to do.

Now as the days go by, and other crimes are committed, or as other undesirables come into town, when the cops show up, one of them casually says "Why don't they just put him in the trunk?" and the rest of the cops chuckle, not knowing what it means. It becomes a colloquialism, and it's repeated on and on for decades without anyone else really knowing what it means. That cop, though, the first cop that says it, said something in reference to "Putting 'em in the trunk" after it's origination date of October 30th, or Better October 31st, 1975, Knows what happened to that girl. Because that's the person that was involved and got away with it. Guaranteed.

If you would like to discredit this theory, then I offer it can be done so fairly easily. Go back through the evidence and pull the reports of the analysis done to each and every police vehicle in service at that time for the blood testing done specifically in the truck. Go back and pull the evidence of all of the blood testing done on service weapons issued to the PD of all active and retired officers. Go back and pull the evidence of all the blood sample testing done on uniforms of officers who served during that time, including finger mail scraps. Can you do it? No DNA tasting then. There is now. I don't think you can because you never considered the cops to be involved. However, with all the evidence presented, it is most possible that on that night, mischief night, the possibility of police being involved is probably higher than of any other night of the year.

In fact, moving forward, one of their own was assigned to over see the case, making sure he is on it from it inception to its conclusion, for one reason: To make sure none of the sh*t comes back on them. This would be done if the cops were guilty or not, it's done all the time. It's self-preservation. Because at the end of the day, when a crime goes unsolved for this amount of time, the cops usually have something to do with it.

Leaving a golf club at the scene of the crime with the persons name who committed the crime on the handle and the weapon protruding from the neck of the person he killed is the modern day equivalent of someone taking a selfie of themselves standing over a dead body with a sign saying "I Killed This Person" then leaving the body with the phone on it with the address where the person will be.

I am unfamiliar with any cases like that. Ever. So I have to call the golf club crap also. Added after the fact. Intended to mislead. I don’t know of any other better way for somebody to try to frame someone else for a crime other than to leave a piece of evidence that specifically points to someone else as if saying "he(she) did it". Things just don’t naturally happen that way. Someone who commits a crime and wanted to get away with it would do everything they could to remove evidence of their guilt, not leave a neon sign of it pointing to themselves. Someone who wanted to get away with a crime he or she committed would do whatever they could to blame it on someone else and place a neon sign on who they wanted to blame it on. Its almost a childish attempt to get out of trouble. If someone were lucid enough to commit the crime and cover it up, how could they then be so dumb as to leave a neon sign pointing to themselves...it doesn’t work that way.

I am fairly confident that if you were to grab a golf club by its middle and present it to the medical examiner he wouldn't know what end of it to hold. I am certain, and give him credit, for probably being a very intelligent person, and probably very good at his job on a consistent basis. My problem, however, is that I don't believe he knows a dicks worth about sports, or the biomechanics that go into it, which makes for a big problem when he needs to investigate a death of someone who was allegedly beaten to death with a golf club.

Anyone who has ever played golf knows that when someone first starts out swinging a golf club, regardless of how athletic he or she is, it is difficult for someone to strike the ball accurately, or dead center, even though the ball you are trying to strike is not moving, you are not moving, and it is day time when you are trying to do so. Ideal conditions.

But if you are to believe what they want you to believe about this case, you are supposed to believe this girl was chased in the dead of night, in the pitch black, through grass, and tress, and bushes, and shrubs, and then, presumably without either the girl, or her assailant, stopping, while still in motion, her assailant swings a golf club at a moving target, in the pitch black, and hits this girl dead square center in the middle of the face with the head of the club. Bullshit. Think about how difficult that is...and we aren’t talking about professional golfers here...just average people. A professional golfer would have an extremely difficult time doing that even with many multiple attempts. Put the challenge out.

It is far more reasonable to believe that the girl was struck in the face with a more blunt object, the handle of a gun, a baton, a rock, or even a fist, objects that in close range, in close proximity, in close combat, could be more reliable to deliver an accurate assault to the center of this girls face than the fantasy that it was delivered by a one-in-a-million swing of a golf club.

I say this as someone who is quite adept at striking object with other objects. Im not guessing. Whether it be a baseball bat or a golf club, or whatever else, it is difficult to gauge just where the end of a bat or a golf club is, unless you can see it, especially not at night. I can do it, but I have a bat in my hands everyday. For example, If someone take a baseball bat and says "I want to hit the ball, but not only do I want to hit the ball, I want to hit the ball right off the very end of the bat (which you would never want to do, but for purposes of this example)and nothing else will do, and I want to do it in the pitch black dark of night. The chances that you would hit the ball at all are very small, and even if you do, the chances of you being able to hit the ball right off the end of the bat squarely are much smaller. This is because you are not taught to swing in a batting motion to strike objects off the very end of the bat. you would mostly likely hit the ball off some part of the bat, but to hit it dead center off the end would be very difficult. Now, lets say we have a golf club. Every time you hit a golf ball with a golf club you are hitting the ball off the end of the club, given. But the attack on this girl required, as stated, that the attacker swung the club at the girl when both were upright, so the golf club was swung like a baseball bat, approximately a 45% difference from the way a golfer would know how to swing a golf club, and if you are to believe the way this happened, the person would have had to have been an excellent golfer, or extremely lucky, to have swung once, in a position the person was not use to, totally different than his or her training to swing a golf club, and strike this girl dead center in the face with one strike...in the dark.

It's far fetched. And the only reason the golf club has so much emphasis is because it was found at the scene. Had the club not been foud there, even if they knew one was involved at some point of the attack, more attention would have been paid to other manners in which this attack could have occurred.

This doesn't even begin to address that parts of the club were found broken and scattered at the site. professionals, such as the medical examiner, have tried to explain the placement of the object and how it got to specific locations. Obviously, again, this person never played sports. bats, clubs, sticks, all break in certain patterns based on the materials used and the forces being exerted. In baseball, if someone gets sawed off on the handle, the bat will predictably break in a certain direction. If the ball hits the end of the bat, it will break in a different direction. This is all affected, somewhat, by the materials used to construct the bat. If you don’t have any experience swinging a baseball bat you don’t know this and even if you do have experience swinging a golf club, you may not know this because golf clubs don't break often. In order to know how a club breaks and what direction its parts with end up, you don’t need engineering or fancy mathematical calculations, what you need to do is go out there and swing a golf club. you would see similar models will break in similar patterns. What holds true for one club of one era, will not hold true for all others of different eras. Trying to predict the pattern a club will break by just guessing because you know physics wont get you any closer and when a pattern seems too disorganized to explain, that probably means someone broke the club over his knee and threw parts of it around. The club, or bat, would break in a predictable pattern otherwise based on where it was overloaded with force.

For these reasons, the golf club was used as a cover up to the original assault. It was only after the fact that the golf club entered the equation as a way to mislead what had actually happened. It was after the original attack. They could have left 3 giraffes, a tank, and some skittles near the body too, doesn’t mean that's what killed her.

Maybe these are the types of things that occur when people are more concerned with money, and wealth and status and running for political office at 17 years old than jerking off in a tree like they should be.

Thought a lot before I addressed this issue. There were times I didn't want to write it. But every time I put it down, something would compel me to come back and write it. So I did. I have no affiliation to anyone involved. I wasn't even born when this happened. I do, however, know what it's like to have things negatively affect me because someone "thought" something or because something looked or appeared a certain way that it wasn't. Perhaps it will help someone else from becoming the next colloquialism....Oh And...GROW and YOUR FACE.

you tube? That's funny. I always thought you tube was invented so that actors and actresses wouldn't have to get down on their knees and suck d*ck for roles just to be on a screen.

Let Me tell you why I, ME, not george, or johnny, or tom, or leo, or whoever else you want to catalogue, is the biggest star in the world.

When other people want to be famous, they kiss up, dredge, wait tables, kiss up, beg for agents, audition, reality tv, whatever. Then, maybe, they find an agent, who desperately tries to market them, and maybe they get a few extra roles, some commercials, a few bit parts. Then maybe, after a while, they find someone who is willing to take them on as his publicist. and that publicist is tasked with the challenge of marketing this person and shoving him in peoples faces and trying to make them believe that this person is relevant, that this person is a star. and maybe it takes, and maybe it doesn't, and maybe after many many many many years of doing this, or having your face on magazines and television and billboards and movies, maybe someday, maybe somebody stops your on the side of the road and knows who the f*ck you are.

I don't have any of that stuff and I am an International SuperStar. Nobody can lay claim to anything that has made Me famous but ME. you can go places in the world that don't even have electricity, in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere, and they would know who I am. I Am The Biggest Star In The World. And that’s why I don’t have to carry ID with me when I go somewhere...Because you should already know who the f*ck I am. Just letting you know. JLyK.

By the way, if you're walking down the street some day and see ME, feel free to say "hi". Maybe I'll give you a picture. Maybe I'll give you an autograph. Maybe a picture and an autograph. Lucky Day!... But only a day.

2/21/14

"For T'is Easier For A Camel To Fit Through The Eye Of A NeedleThan For A SuperStar To Live And Work And Mingle Amongst The Common Folk." JLyK.

GROW and YOUR FACE...Is...Near.

1/24/2014

A Picture? HA! That's Funny.  I Was Thinking About Giving you A Picture...And Here It Is:

It's Called: "On A Chilly October Night, Just Before The Boarder, Or Just After It, Or Even So Far Away As Another "the state" In 1975..." Subtitled:"Outsider Welcome, Occasionally, Other TImes...Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Maybe All you See An Inconvenient Incident. But All I See Is An Outsider.

I'm Not A 15 Year Old Girl. you're Not Going To Put Me In your Trunk. JLyK.

Perhaps your Next Picture Can Be A Picture Of The Unemployment Line you'll Be Commuting To. I Don't Get Pictures. I Give Them. And If you're Lucky, It Comes With My Autograph. Get In Line Early.

 GROW and YOUR FACE is Coming....NEXT. Put The Coffee On (...And Hold It While you Walk Down The Street Like your Looking For Change). you Might Even Find Out How The Phrase "Stick 'Em In The Trunk" Became A Colloquialism Begining October 31st, 1975. JLyK.

1/1/2014

I Am Tired Of People Threatening To Shoot Me. For Many years, The Alternative To Threatening Me In Other Ways, To Writing False Stuff On Paper, To Threatening Me To Keep My mouth Shut, To Try To Get Me To Stop, Is To Threaten To Shoot Me. And I'm Tired Of It. Real Tired Of It. In Fact, I'm So Tired Of It, That Maybe The Best Way To Deal With It Is Like This...IF you FEEL THAT THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH ME IS TO SHOOT ME, THEN MAYBE you SHOULD SHOOT ME. WHAT! I MEAN IS...SH*T OR GET OFF THE POT. SHOOT ME OR STOP THREATENING TO DO SO...

..But Before you Shoot Me, you Should Consider 1 Important Thing:

Before you Shoot Me, you Should Rent Out Every Billboard, Every Road Sign, Every Blimp, And A Whole Bunch Of Online Media And TV And Radio Air Time, And Post This Simple Message:

Because At The Moment you Shoot Me, That's Exactly What you'll Be Saying. And Good Luck To you Then. Who Knows What you Think you're Going To Accomplish By Shooting Me Anyways, It Wont Even Make A Difference, I've Got People Everywhere. Then WHAT! Are you Going To Do, Just Go Around Shooting Everyone? AKA A Regular Day For you. That Gun Is A Lot Like your Dick: they're Both Tiny And you'll Never Use Either One. Just Letting you Know. Keep your Hand Off That F*cking Gun And Grow The F*ck Up. you're Old...Real Old.

12/24/2013

If you Cant Hear What I'm Tryin To Say, maybe you're going deaf, maybe you're Going Blind, BUT you're DEFINATELY OUT OF your MIND. Ok, Now he Was Close, Try To Domesticate Ya, But you're An Animal, Bitch, It's In your Nature, I Know you Want It, I Know you Want It, I Know you Want It, chrisgil. But you're A Good Girl. yeah, you're A Good Girl. The Way you Grab Me, Must Want To Get Nasty, Go 'head Get At Me. I Feel So Lucky, you Want To Hug Me. Don't Worry, bitch, you're Not The Only Thing, And I Emphasize, Thing, That Wants To Get At Me. The Are A Bunch Of Things That Have Badges, And Law Degrees, And Robes, And Elected Positions, And Financial Firms, And Professional Contracts, And Entertainment Riders, That Would Like To Get At Me Too, But Until That Time, they're just Going To Steal My Stuff, Replace Me, Not Give Me Any Credit For It, And Pretend I Don't Exist. There's Nothing Special About you, your're Just A Regular Good GIrl, Bitch. Grab A Ticket And Wait In Line, Bitch. Oh, I Mean, Detective Bitch. Good Girl.

Signed: THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE WORLD WHO'S JUST LETTING you NO!

12/11/2013

There Is A Thin Line In The Difference Between Someone Who Walks Down The Street Because He Is A Bum And Someone Who Walks Down The Street Because He Is Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Tough. That Thin Line Is Know As your Life. Just Letting you Know. Just Letting you Know. you're Welcome.

YES!!!!

11/11/13

11/1/13

You said you didn't need Him
You told Him good-bye (good-bye)
You wouldn't sacrifice a gold glove
Had To satisfy your pride, To do what was right.
Now you wished
That you could have Him (have Him)
And you feel like such a fool
Let Him walk away now
it just don't feel the same
Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on The CP (CP)
Blame it on The Star (Star)

That shines at night.

Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
Blame it on The CP yeah yeah
You can blame it on The CP.
 

Yeah, yeah
Should've told Him you were
sorry (sorry) huh
Could of said you were wrong
But no you couldn't do that. No, no
You had to go WHOOP WHOOP!!!  prove you were strong ooh
If you hadn't been so blinded (blinded)
He might still be there with you
You want Him back again
But He just don't feel the same, and the people want to know who’s to blame
Gotta blame it on something
Gotta blame it on something
Blame it on tsetse fly (Swat!)
That was falling, falling
Blame it on the seniors, even a few that are white

But Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
Blame it on The CP yeah yeah
You can blame it on The CP
Cos the The CP don't mind
And The CP Won't care (Oh Yes He Will, And you Know, That’s your Goal, To Get His Attention.)
And you got to blame it on something (That isn't you)
(Blame it on The CP)
(Blame it on The CP)
Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
Blame it on the seniors yeah, yeah
You can blame it on The CP
Girl
Ooh, ooh (ooh)
Girl
Get
Girl
(Whatever you do...)
(Blame it on The Reports yeah, yeah)

Blame it on The System yeah, yeah

Blame it on The Terrorists yeah, yeah
You can blame it on your brain ,
blame it on The 'Roids,
blame it on The Safety Complex

Blame it on you're Insane
Blame it on that Star that
did shine that night
Or Blame it on The CP !!!!yeah yeah!!!
Blame it, blame it on The CP!!!
woo
I'm walking
I'm walking
Walking in the rain
Walking in the rain
(Rain, rain)
(Stars, stars)
Whatever you do don't put
the blame on you
Find yourself a Train
yeah yeah
Find yourself a Plane
that keeps falling, falling
(Blame it on That Star )
that did shine that night

Whatever you do, don’t let The CP find you
Whatever you do, don't admit to you,
that the blame belongs to you
Blame it on yourself, yeah yeah.

WHAT!
 

10/16/13

AVERAGE??!!! Ohhh you Mean Average Like..."The CP's Average Annual Salary For Playing, Writing, Movies, Modeling, Saving The World, And General SuperStardom, Is So Many Multi-Millions Per Year." Yeah, I Guess That's Kind Of Average. And There Are Only 2 Things Keeping you From Being That Average: GROW And YOUR FACE!!! (Which By The Way, Is Still Coming Soon). YES!

Sounds More Like you Said "they Want To Pay The CP How Much?!!! Hey, I Know This Guy, he's Already In The League, Part Of The Union, One Of Us, And He Plays A Position And Switch Hits, 13 And I Will Talk To Him About Coming Here, We'll Even Get Him To Move To the Same Place The CP Is. Great Replacement. Ohh And A Pitcher? Remember That Old Guy Who Used To Be Here? Yeah, you Remember, The Rockets Bitch. We'll He Throws With The Same Arm As The CP And he's Already In The League, Part Of The Union, One Of Us. I'll Talk To him And Get Him To Come Back Out Of Retirement. Oh And Remember That Guy 2, Who Plays Short...oh Hold up, Speaking." YES! (Oh And By The Way, YES! Is Mine Too. WHAT?!)

10/11/13

I Talk To Myself All The Time. It's Great Conversation With Someone I Actually Like.

9/20/13

you Fight Like A Young Town (And City, And Village), With NOTHING Held Back. Admirable, But Mistaken.

Ohhhhhhhh, you Think False Reports Are your Ally. But, you Mearly Adopted False Reports. I was Born In Them. Molded By Them. I Didn't See A True Report Until I Was Already A Duuuude, Actually I've Never Seen A True Report. But By Then, It Was NOTHING But Paper To ME. FALSE REPORTS BETRAY you, BECAUSE THEY BELONG TO ME!!!!

I Will Show you Where I Have Made My Home, While Preparing To Bring Justice. Then, I Will BREAK you.

9/13/13

False Reports, Wrongful Convictions, Convenient Diagnosis, Threats, Deception, Hands On Guns, Flashing Lights And Blarring Sirens. Powerful Agents To The Uninitiated. Ahhhh, But We Are Initiated.

NO Has Cost you your Strength. your Reports Have Defeated you. 

Ahhhh, YES. I Was Wondering WHAT! Would BREAK  FIRST. your Spirt, Or your Body.

Looks Like Both.

Just Letting you Know.

8/21/13

Before We Get To The Next Entry, It's That Time Again. It's Time...For A Musical Interlude.

This Time you Are In For A Little Treat. This Is A The CP Original. It's Called: "PARK LEAGUE HERO".

This Is Dedicated To The seniors...And juniors...And sophomores...and freshman.

AHEM,AHEM...

You Say You Were Born With A Ball In Your Hand,

And All That Is Good 'Cause your Other Is On your Gland,

you Walk Around Like you Are The Man,

But your Ability Is As Superficial As A Tan.

Little League, Babe Ruth, High School, And College,

Thinkin you Were Hotter Than The 3 Little Bears Poridge,

Dreamin', Hopin', For The Ability,

To Be A SuperStar, Even Be On TV,

Closest you Ever Came To Fame,

Was That Time you Gave That Girl VD.

Playin' In your Game, During Days And At Night,

7 fans And your Family Is All That's In Sight,

Talkin' Bout How you Gonna Make It Big,

Ended up Marrying The Neighborhood Pig.

Breathin' In Breathin' Out, This Hitter Sure Puts Up A Fight,

All Of A Sudden you Look Over The Right Field Fence And you See The Big League Stadium Lights,

Then it Hits you Like A Ton Of Bricks,

you're All Just A Bunch Of F*cking Pricks,

Outta Options, Now you Say you Wanna Teach Kids,

Those Bastard Would Have been Better Off If They Died From SIDs.

Want Little Kids To Call you coach?

you Cant Teach Them Nothin', you a roach.

Son, Give It Up, Try Something Else

Maybe Learn How To Sing,

'Cause your Ability To Fly High

Will Get you As Far,

As A Rusty Turkey Wing.

Your Daddy left Home And Didn't Even Say That He Missed Ya,

Don't Worry, CP Find your Mommy And Soon you Be Calling Him Mister.

Bes..Bes.Bes...Bes...Best In The World.

Bes..Bes.Bes...Bes...Best In The World.

Wha..Wha.Wha..WHAT!!!

Because All you Are Is Just A...

Yeah all you Are Is Just A...

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah,

you're Just ...

A PARK LEAGUE HERO!!!!!!!!!!

you're Career Amounted To ZERO,

you Can Think Of Me As your Nero,

Burnin' Down your Hopes And Dreams,

you'll Never Be As Great As Me!!!!

Bein' A SuperStar... It's My DESTINY!!!

you're Just A Park League Hero.

Like A Car That's Going Zero,

You Know That I Don't Care-o.

Livin’ Life On Memories,

A F*cking Losers All you’ll Ever Be,

Livin' Life On your Knees,

OPEN WIDE AND SUCK ON THESE!!!!

you're Just A Park League Heeerooooooo.

Livin' Off your Playin' Memories,

Now you Make your Livin' Choppin' Trees,

Livin' Off your Playin' Memories,

Now you Hookin' Up My Utilities!!!

you're Just A park League hero.

The Fact you Failed At Life?.. I Don't Give A Poop,

Just Letting you Know, your future careers' something that resembles The Sound ... "WHOOOP WHOOOOP!"

...you're Just A park League Heeeeroooooooo....

...Just A Park League Herooooo.

WHAT!

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8/7/2013

Next Entry , Coming Soon: "The Way I See It, There Are Only A Couple Of Things Keeping you From Being Successful; GROW and YOUR FACE!!!!".

And Find Out Why This Is Waaaaay More Intellectual Than you Think.

Also, Find Out Why: "HAHA, I Don't Think So. I Dont Think You're Wort...HAHA..I Mean...I Don't Think That's Happening." Is A Big Problem For "the state",the fraternity, and hookers Wearing Boots Everywhere.

Oh And Find Out Why you Should Never Yell "NO!!!!!!" At Me Like I'm 4 Years Old. In Fact, Never Yell NO!!! At Me At All.

7/12/2013

Have you ever really wanted to do something in life, but didn't have any talent or ability to do it… (And when I say this and say "you", I really do mean you, because I have never had this experience, I am GREAT at everything and always will be.) so in order to be able to do what you want to do, you have to manipulate and contort the value of what you bring to this endeavor and use the skills and talents you actually may posses in other areas, to convince people that the things that you are actually good at, but that have no impact at all on the pursuit you are looking to achieve, are not only important, but critical and historically overlooked, to the goal you look to achieve and to where you want to be in life?

Because if you have ever experienced this feeling, then congratulations, you may very well be a Ssabermatrician. Because that's what a sabermatrician is. Somebody who does not have, nor has ever had, the talent to play the game, attempting to be part of the game by using the only skills they are good at, typically math (Although writing, broadcasting, and sports talk shows are other outlets), and try to convince people in the game that not only is what they know how to do critical to the game, but that everybody for over a century has been a complete idiot because they have not been doing this all along, and that it is only their superior intelligence, intelligence that has been missing from the game since it's inception, that will show everyone who is involved how to truly play the game...by using math. Ridiculous.

The only problem is...sabermetrics does not work. Take you calculators and smash them. Take your spread sheets and stick them up your ass. Sabermetrics does not work. Just a bunch of people who want to be involved in baseball, who have no knowledge or talent to be there, trying to convince people that the only skills they do possess are important to the game, thus attempting to gain entry not even through the back door, but though a door they are creating out of thin air, just like their theories. It's almost akin to all of those people who write the "how to" books on how to  play baseball. You know… where to stand, where your arm needs to be, how high to hold the bat, how to adjust your crotch. Or the coaches that attempt to tell you the same. Know why there are people who write book on how to play baseball or people who attempt to coach you on how to do the same?

 BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE NEED WAYS TO MAKE MONEY AND TALKING ABOUT BASEBALL AND SPREADING THEIR "KNOWLEDGE" AND ATTEMPTING TO MAKE MONEY OFF IT SURE AS HELL BEATS FLIPPING BURGERS.

Even if their knowledge of baseball is equivalent to, or less than, flipping burgers.

So, that's mostly who teaches your kids how to play baseball, or how to do most things. All those techniques, those books, those instructors do is teach you how to be a bunch of cookie cutter, non-athletic, robots because they apply principles from other areas of life, like engineering, or mechanics, or cutting the lawn, or fixing a car, and try to tell you that the physics that work for those activities correlate to the athletic movements of the human body. AND THEY DO NOT. The human body moves and operates completely differently that any type of machine that man can build through metal and bolts and pulleys. Yet, this garbage is spread through books and literature and coaches as an attempt to manipulate you into believing that they are trying to make you better, when all they are trying to do is make a dollar...or a lot of dollars. And that's what sabermetrics is. An attempt to distract you from everything baseball is by trying to make you believe that numbers and probability and chance are what create skill. Garbage.

Let me tell you something about probability. Probability is bullsh*t, too. When people hear about the concept of probability, there is no greater example of what people say to demonstrate probability than the example of "If you flip a coin 100 times, it's going to come out heads 50 times and tails 50 times". And that's what you all think. And then you stop thinking. Because that's what someone told you. The truth is...THAT'S NOT TRUE. If you flip a coin 100 times, many more times than not IT WILL NOT COME OUT 50 HEADS AND 50 TAILS. It won’t happen. Try It. Know why? Because the most import aspect of what probability actually is, is completely missed on all of you. All of you. Students, teachers, professors, PHD's, Etc.

THE MOST IMPORTANT CONCEPT WITH RELATION TO PROBABILITY IS THAT THE PROBABILITY OF ANY EVENT IS PREDICATED ON, IS DEPENDANT ON, IS A BITCH TO, THE FACT THAT PROBABILITY ONLY WORKS IF IT IS BASED ON AN INFINATE RANGE, AN INFINATE NUMBER OF ATTEMPTS. PERIOD.

 As soon as you set a range, a limit, for the probability of an event occurring, you've lost. Yet, this is what Sabermatricians attempt to do. A Sabermatrician will tell you that you could put any player in a circumstance in a game situation, and not based on talent, ability, psychological make-up, or balls, but based on probability, that person will either succeed or fail. And that line of thinking, just goes to show how littler they understand about actually playing sports, as opposed to just filling out a box score for one or calculating a statistic. It's lunacy. There are people in the world, who, if given unlimited attempts at hitting a 95 mph fastball in a clutch situation, would never do it. That person’s probability of success is 0%. But a Sabermatrician would tell you that this person, based on probability, will get as many hits, even in clutch situations, as the last 20 league MVP's. Stupid. I suppose to a Sabermatrician, if I taped a bat to my dead grandmothers hands and send her up to bat with the bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs, she'd have just as good a chance of getting a hit as Babe Ruth in his prime. It's exactly what they're saying because I've never seen a Sabermatrician point out that actually being alive is a pre-requisite for their theory of probability, only that probability bears out that all results are equal. It's stupid, flawed, thinking.

But you want to know the best reason why Sabermetrics is bullshit? Because you can not apply Sabermetrics to anything else in life and have it work. It doesn't even work in baseball. But there is nothing else you can apply the thoughts, concepts, and theories, of Sabermetrics to, and have it pan out. In fact, the closest you can come, is the stock market. But if this sabermetrics, this theory of inefficiencies, were true, if it worked, wouldn't everyone be rich? Wouldn't the riddle of the stock market have been solved years ago, and wouldn't we be using a different type of investment system if people could use a strategy to guarantee outcomes based on probability? Of course! In fact, the closest you can come to a sure thing is the rigging of the law enforcement and judicial system in “the state”.

People gamble on the stock market all the time. Arbitrage traders attempt to capitalize on the slightest of market inefficiencies to make fortunes in the narrowest of seconds within the smallest of margins. But in doing this, does anybody ever start out by saying to themselves:

 "you know, it doesn't even matter what stocks I buy or sell, because eventually, through probability, I will make or lose just as much no matter what I invest in"?

NOBODY SAYS THAT!!! And the stock market is the closest correlation in theory to what sabermetircs is....and it doesn’t even work there.

Not only does Sabermetrics not work in any other area of life, it doesn't even work when applied to other sports.  I'll let you in on a little secret. Sabermetrics didn't just come around over the past decade. It's been around for a long time. In fact, it's been around since the first person made the first ball and it was struck by another with a club. See, all these fancy equations, and formulas and mathematics, that sabermatricians are so proud of having "discovered" are only discoveries to them because they know nothing about baseball. Because what a sabermatrician does not know, it that everything a Sabermatrican does through math, is nothing more than an intuitive knowledge by anyone who knows baseball. People who know baseball don't need OBP, OBS, PERA, or whatever else someone who locks himself in his room on a Friday night with a bunch of stat books and doesn't come out until Monday morning needs. They know it intuitively. It's not news to them. A Sabermatrician to a real baseball person is like a person who comes up to you and tells you that if you crack open a peanut shell, there is a peanut inside...just with less math. And there is no better example to show just how little a Sabermatrician knows about baseball than when they come up with one of these stupid stats and tries to convince a baseball person he "discoverd" something with math that the baseball person has known intuitively for years.

So, in summation, the next time a Sabermatrician says to you: "Hey! We got this new stat that tells you how often someone gets on base!" Tell him "Hey! The worst player on our team has a stat that tells you how often someone gets on base too...It's called "WOW, THAT GUY SURE GETS ON BASE A LOT!".

And he didn't even need any math to figure it out. He just actually knows baseball. you made my point.

5/1/2013

Consumption of an alcoholic beverage (drug) prior to the 4th game of a play-off elimination game, which allows someone, or some group, either the mental capacity, the mental acuity, the false sense of warmth, or the cold turkey bravery, to step out onto the field and play, is, in and of itself, a performance enhancing drug. Cowboy Down.

And for your retort, simply respond "It was the seniors".

And in case you're getting any ideas of disavowment, It's going to be awefully difficult to deny knowledge of my existence when your concussed center fielder is being stretchered off the field with his arm raised making the money symbol with his fingers. Or the fans behind the backstop jumping up and down expecting my arrival. Probably why you had to change the camera angle. But no problem for you, just feed them a replacement. That'll shut the idiots up and keep them coming through the turnstyles.

In a related note, any team that is included into the play-offs, and more appropriately, wins a championship, via a method that did not exist the previous time, if ever, the team won, should not be considered a championship. For example, if the last time your team won a championship, say in the early 1900's, the only way to make the play-off's was to win the division, or leagues championship, then you should have to win the division or league championship in order to win your next championship, not do so by being included via the backdoor, that didn't exist the last time you won, namely, a wild card. This rule should not apply to teams that A) Were brought into existence after the inclusion of a wild card or other back door entry, and/or B) your team did not win any championship, no matter how long you had been in existence, prior to the inclusion of a wild card or other back door method of inclusion. Keep reading, sometime I'll tell you why sabermetics is complete and utter f*cking bullsh*t.

There is very little truth truth, very little, to the rumor that when the boston bombers were on the run, all areas were blocked off except the areas that led directly to "the state", at which point when the suspects approached to boarder, they stopped abruptly, turned to the authorities, and said "Whoa, hold on a second. We'll take our chances here. we'd rather be charged with things we did do, then have them make up stuff we didn't do. we still have a chance at life. we have futures to think about." Then doubled back in the direction they came. Very little truth. But that very little truth is something "the state" would be very proud of because they know it's true. As though "the state" didn't just jump up and say: "See?!!! our method works!!! we're so corrupt that those bombers didn't want to come here. That's how we keep the criminals and the terrorists out!" (Yeah, all of them except the ones they're harboring).

Maybe they should have just kept going into "the state". Maybe they would have ended up getting a judge who is friends with whatever terrorist network they belong and without investigating anything, would have turned to them and said "I dont think so. I dont think that happened. Those people just shouldn't have been standing on the sidewalk that day. Don't bring me this garbage. Go out there and charge some of those victims and bring them in here. We'll put an end to all of this non-sense. Sorry to have inconvenienced you gentleman. Believe me, by this time next year, you'll be able to blow up all the bombs you want to and not have any of those pesky victims around to cause you any trouble. Perhaps you'd like to sue for your troubles. And after we are done with that, we'll take care of that kid who keeps getting assaulted and arrested for standing and living in his house, because if he didn't live in his house, he wouldn't get assaulted and arrested. So that's his fault. Wooo...All this work is making me tired, know what I'm going to do after this? I'm going to go back into chambers and take a massive sh*t. Then after that, I'm going to go to a bar and do shots of a whole bunch of laxatives. Then you know what? I'm going to go out and find a whole bunch of prostitutes and man-whores to have unprotectd sex with. Then, Im going to go out and buy some condoms and wear them around the house while dusting and making dinner for a man. Know why? Because I like to live my life the same way I administer justice, Ass-Backwards. But don't let me burden you with my problems. Be well gentleman".

They would have been home by the weekend.

Good thing for the public they stayed over the boarder.

2/21/13

Some people Say I Throw 70mph. Smarter people Say I Throw Over A 100mph. I Say "When My Fist Is Down your F*cking Throat, It's Not Going To Matter How Fast It Got There".  

        Find Out How A 1/10 Of A Cent Piece Of Fast Food Cheese Put you're City And "state" In The Ground. Coming Soon.       

11/14/12

50 Pages. Single Spaced. 27,841 Words. That’s Over 55, 500-Word Essays. (I Didn’t Bother To Count The Number Of Letters, I Figure Some Stalker Will Do That For Me.) And 1 Dude.

Your Guilty Pleasure Is My Non-Guilty P-Ness.

Sometimes, I Feel As Though When I Am Writing This, I Am Writing It As An Instrument Of A Higher Power. But, Then I Realize, I Am The Instrument And That Higher Power Is ME. And that just makes everything so GREAT.

(And As Always, Be Sure To Reference Properly (THE CP, HIS P-NESS KEEPS GROWING, CIRCA 1998-Infinity.) Everyone knows y’all not that smart. I’ll find out.)

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In order to understand "the state", It would be helpful to understand chess. But, you dont need to understand chess to the extent that you need to know what the pieces are called, or what they do, or what direction they are allowed to move in because the “the state” will get the outcome it wants and changes the rules as it goes along anyways; it wont take that long into the match before you know what “the state” is all about.

So, let’s play chess. “the state” is even going to give you the first move...because it’s rigged anyways so it doesn’t matter…they’re just going to change the rules as they go along. But, to you, who doesn’t know and others watching, it makes them look like hero’s, like they just ripped a couple of guys with towels on their heads off a train 15 seconds after 9-11, because after terrorists struck the largest city in the world, the next logical step would have been to strike “the state”.

So, you get the first move, and you make it. “the state” then makes it’s move while trying with trembling lips to keep from laughing over what they already know is fixed in its favor, like a professional athlete playing a pick up game against someone with down syndrome who thinks he’s going to win. Except, this isn’t a battle of athletic ability, mental acuity, or even wits, it’s a battle of pre-determination, which doesn‘t really make it a battle at all. You make your next move. “the state” counters. Your next move. Then “the state”.

Suddenly, you see an opening and you skillfully, with your talent, swoop in, and legally, according to the rules, take “the states” piece and replace it with your own. As you, with pride and satisfaction, take the piece that’s rightfully yours, that your earned, and begin to take it back to your side of the board, you notice “the state” with an expression of amazement and anger at what just happened. Incensed, “the state” then grabs you by the wrist, slaps your hand causing you to drop the piece you rightfully acquired, picks it up, places it back on the board where it was, and then, for good measure, takes your piece instead and places it on it’s side of the board, just because you were being disorderly. All this, because you had the audacity to interfere with pre-determination.

Welcome to “the state” and welcome to “I Ain’t No Gentleman Jim, I AM THE WORLDS GREATEST STAR…PART DUEEEEEEEEEEEXD.

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“He pushed me.” I want you to think about that. I want you to think about it and what it means. We’re going to come back to it. But for now, I just want you to think about it and develop your own interpretation of what you think it means. 3 words. 1 sentence. Think about it…for now.

I bet that most of you think that I will just delve into the whole “who killed grandpa” and how it’s connected to everything and how I am going to draw a logical, concise, explanation based on all the things I have been saying here for years. Just to prove how smart I am and how I have been right all along. Well, I am going to do that, but not right now. Keep thinking about…”He pushed me”…And what I am going to talk about right now.

What I think I am going to start off with is baseball… well, sports and entertainment in general also, but baseball.

Through the years, I’ve made some vague, and some not so vague, references to baseball in my entries. Now, many of you only found out about me through word of mouth, or through finding my website, or being referred to my website and you think that I am just someone who said to himself one day, “Man, I want to be famous, I want to be popular, So, I am going to take this new medium called the internet, write a bunch of stuff that will interest people, and then become famous for it because my goal in doing so is fame and fortune, (I.e. a celebrity-f*cking-blogger)(Although, I could be considered a celebrity who blogs, but never a blogger who blogs about celebrities)”. Absolutely nothing could be further from the truth.

I started writing this webpage, and my aol profile page and journal that derived from it, back in 1997-98 (Wow, I must be old. Come on, I could have been like 4 when I started). I began writing it because it was a cool new medium and it was fun to be on the internet, but also because it was an outlet to express myself in a way that I found constructive. Like I’ve said 100 times before, the page etc. was never marketed or promoted by myself. It became what it is through word of mouth, others self-search, and even bogus prosecution. It grew on it’s own. And actually, if I wanted to promote something on the internet that I did, I could boost about how I discovered tricks and techniques to utilize the internet that not even the service providers new about. Meaning? If I had begun doing this to become famous, there would have been much easier angles to do so than to talk about all the complex, true, things I discuss here. An example?

Back in those days….hold on….before I write this, I am going to go off on a bit of a tangent:

I find myself constantly having to remind myself that a lot of you were either too young, or maybe not even born yet, to remember or that you didn’t even exist in those days when I write something. I have to remind myself of that also anytime during the day when I see anyone under the age of 15 or so, that some of you weren’t even around, or were too young to know about this stuff, when it was going on, which kind of blows my mind to think about, because I live in this world 24/7 and in many ways, I still think about today as those days, like being in the war. I guess kind of like one of those Vietnam vets. Not the same, but similar, because this is true and still evolving. And yet, it amazes me how many of you, who weren’t around, or who were too young to know, know of Me. But what is most important is how you know of Me, whether you know the truth, as you read here, or whether you are getting distorted, self-serving, information from others that only twists the truth in the favor of animals who used those same tactics to create trouble in the first place.

So, when I think about this, I realize how important it is to be clear in what I write. So that those who weren’t there first-hand know exactly the way things occurred and how they transpired, because you know you aren’t going to find it in a police report or a judge decision that tells you the truth.

But back to my example of things I would brag about myself for discovering If I were really on here to promote myself and become (as though I weren’t already) famous. Back in those days, for those of you who remember, in the late 90’s, aol used to provide its users with something called a “user profile”. A user profile was essentially a personal webpage, linked to your screen name, that would be used to describe yourself, your interests, hobbies, personal information etc. Well, back then, their profiles were very generic. Black and white. Standard font. Nothing like profiles are today. Until a few people, some with programming backgrounds, began to discover that by using code, you could actually manipulate the profiles to include color, background color, colored and resized font, and even some basic emoticons using keyboard tricks. And it was pretty cool for back then when everything was so basic. When you came across a profile like that, you would just say to yourself “Whoa! That’s Cool!”. And it was. But I wasn’t the one who came up with that stuff, I did figure it out and use it, But I didn’t come up with it.

Instead, what I did, was take it another step further. What I said to myself was “If all this is possible, why can’t I make my profile play music either in the background of the profile or through a pop-up .wav player with a link that can be inserted in the profile?” So that’s what I did. AND I WAS THE FIRST ONE EVER TO DO THAT. In fact, aol themselves didn’t even know that it could be done until it was discovered on the profile and they were the ones who invented the “user profile” (And I know this through phone conversation with them). One could even go so far as to say, that my discovering how to do this laid the landscape for how music and video is organized and accessed on social networking on the internet today.

Now, wouldn’t someone who was looking for fame have blasted this information unceasingly from the second after he did it so that everyone would know it was he, Me, The CP, who did it? Sure they would. But you just heard about it from Me today when you read this. Years after the fact. Wasn’t a priority at the time, As you read here, there are more important items.

Now, some of you may say to yourselves, “Big deal, someone who knew programming and had thought of this could have done the same thing”. Well, to you I say:

“If you were a camel and you F*cked a female camel, you could make a baby camel. Only problem is, you’re not a f*cking camel.”

Maybe someone else could have done it, but you didn’t. Either you didn’t have the intelligence to think of it, The ability to carry it out, or the balls to do it, but in any case, you didn’t. I did.

And what makes this sooooo important, is that if you take that last statement and transfer it to “the state’ you have a transparent look at one of the biggest problems “the state” and haters in general have with me:

“they HATE ME NOT JUST BECAUSE I COME UP WITH STUFF they DIDN’T OR BECAUSE I DO THINGS they CAN’T; they HATE ME BECAUSE EVEN IF they DID THINK OF SOMETHING I THOUGHT OF, OR COULD DO SOMETHING I CAN DO, they HATE ME BECAUSE they DIDN’T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO IT, they TOOK THE PUSSY WAY OUT, OR THEY TOOK THE SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE, “THIS IS THE WAY THINGS ARE DONE” APPROACH AND HAD TO WAIT IN LINE TO GET TO WHERE they WANT TO BE, STILL BECAUSE they DIDN’T HAVE THE BALLS….they DIDN’T HAVE THE BALLS TO DO THINGS THE WAY I DO THEM.

And It enrages them with jealousy. They hate me for it. It’s what motives them to try to hold me back, hold me down, to write false things on paper, so that they can continue to carry out things the way they planned things to be; “the way things have always been and are supposed to be done”. And in that second, that second it took for you to weasel out, and fall in line, in line to achieve what you want to achieve by doing things the way they’ve always been done, to be “a good little boy or girl”, to do what is expected, in that very second, NONE of you have any other choice but to hate Me. And you hate Me because you don’t have the balls to do what I do. To go about doing things the way I do them. Talent and ability aside, even if you could have the talent and ability I have, you would still hate Me because you don’t have the balls to do what I do, the way I do them.

Let me let you in on something, I don’t do things as boldly as I do, blind to the fact of the possible repercussions of those actions regardless of my knowledge of the legitimacy of those acts or their virtue. I fully realize the retaliation I am placing myself in the line of when I do things as boldly as I do. The difference is, talent and ability aside, I made the choice. I made the choice that I was going to do these things regardless with full knowledge of these consequences, and when you were made fully aware of these consequences, you turned into a pile of chicken sh*t and followed the crowd. You became “the state”. And that’s the difference between you and I. That’s why you hate ME.

But the sad part is. Deep down inside, in places you don’t look, talk about, or even admit to yourself that exist, you don’t hate me. you hate yourself. And that’s why you do all the things you do. You take out your hatred of yourself on the one who best exemplifies all the things you are not, all the things you cant do, all the things you hate about yourself for not being. you take them out on Me.

That why parents hate me, also. In fact, I can make the case that parents hatred of Me is a direct indication that they know their kids will never amount to anything. How so? Parents dislike Me because their kids see Me doing things, doing things The CP does, Things that make The CP, The CP, and those kids want to do those things. They want to be like The CP. Their parents (fraternity, “the state”) strongly discourage this and thus blame Me for taking their kids attention away from the path they were on, the path the parents chose for their kids, and thus have to try to make me look “uncool” thus attempting to destroy this awesome image their child has of Me, the childs rightful image of the fact I am awesome. It can be done by slander, defamation….or even through false reports.

But think about it, what are the parents really saying when they are doing this? What the parents are saying when they are doing this is:

”MY KIDS ARE A BUNCH OF NO TALENT, UNORIGINAL, F*CKING LOSERS”. That’s what the parents are saying about their own kids. Know why? Because by taking these actions against The CP, these parents are admitting that their kids don’t have the ability to do the things The CP does (Which I Agree With), and that their kids should just continue doing what they were doing or were going to end up doing, I.e. digging a ditch, bagging groceries, hauling trash, or even going to law school, before The CP came along because they never have a chance at doing the things The CP does (Which I also agree with). Unfortunately, the problem comes in in the way the parents go about doing this. They don’t give me, The CP, credit and tell their kids, or the fraternity, or the school, or the court, that the reason they feel this way about The CP is because they know their kids are talentless trash and shouldn‘t waste their time trying to be like The CP because they never will. What they do is go about it by slandering The CP, to make him look uncool and thus themselves better, thus putting themselves in the position of slandering The CP when the things they say and do, done to make The CP look uncool and themselves better and for no other reason and definitely not based on truth, then leads to trouble via police reports, doctors evaluations, and courts. They trap themselves through their own transgressions once those that are saying these things too are finally exposed to the awesomeness The CP truly is. In effect, these parents, frats, judges, “the state”, has no choice but to try to make The CP turn into a failure in life, because if they don’t, they are embarrassed and the egg is on their face for having succeeded and crushed them all in the face of a bunch of clowns who said "The CP would never amount to anything". And they break the law to do it. By the way, I agree your kids suck also.

(Now back to internet stuff) … And that’s not even taking into account that shitter was derived from people being so infatuated with my instant messaging away messages, so captivated by the pure genius of Me, that they said to themselves “Hey! wouldn’t it be great if we made something that was just one big message board for away messages!!!!!” Then we could read away messages all the time, especially The CP’s!!! If he uses it!!!” Because that’s what shitter is. It’s one, big, instant messenger away message. In webpage from. That’s it. And don’t even get me started on how Faceboo…Well maybe another time, but at this point, you can probably start to formulate an idea.

So, Do I Like shitter? Used to. When It Was Called “CP’s Away Message“. Not Really Since.

“He pushed me“….you still thinking about it?…good..real good…This is going somewhere. Trust Me.

So, back to baseball.

I WILL NEVER COACH. NEVER. I DON’T COACH. I PLAY.

I ALWAYS PLAY FOR THE NAME ON THE BACK OF MY JERSEY, NOT THE NAME ON THE FRONT OF IT. BECAUSE IN PLAYING FOR THE NAME ON THE BACK OF MY JESERY, I KNOW I AM GIVING MY BEST EFFORT FOR THE NAME ON THE FRONT.

But maybe some people did realize this. I mean, anyone from the outside who saw me hitting and throwing balls on a field all by myself while others were on teams playing may be falsely brainwashed into believing that I just wasn’t good enough to play. Which is a croc of sh*t

First of all, I didn’t even start throwing and hitting balls on a baseball team when I was a little kid. I started by throwing a blue racket ball against a piece of plywood leaning against a tree that we used to cover a sandbox; by wacking little rubber super balls in the air with a badminton racket and catching them; by throwing tennis balls against a set of concrete steps and fielding them. I then translated those skills into playing baseball. But to be honest, there are many times I would prefer to go back to doing that then dealing with the trash that gets itself all gussied up in a uniform they have no business wearing and then having the audacity to think it can compete with me. The utter preponderance of bullsh*t that is only the summation of “the state” brainwashing little children by manipulating their minds to believe you have a chance. See, in “the state”, you have to do things "the states" way, doing things in the steps “the state” wants you to do them in, or nothing you do matters and then they attempt to eliminate you by calling you crazy and making you a criminal. Because doing those things the way “the state” wants them done gives people jobs and keeps people in their jobs, while keeping others in their place. Pre-determination.

For example, if I were doing all the things mentioned above, instead of playing in a state sanctioned league, where the bureaucracy of “the state” would stiffle any talent due to the need to pre-determine, the fact that my pure skill and ability were better than everyone else would only succeed in having others crucify me and calling me crazy for not doing things in the manner in which “the state”, and it’s corrupt systems, decided things should be done. Thus, you are crazy. And you suck.

The fact you walk by a field and see a bunch of trash playing, while I’m playing by myself with my balls on another field all alone, doesn’t mean I suck, and it sure as f*ck doesn’t mean they are any good. I’m not going to let “the state” rape me, and then when the secret that they have been trying so hard to keep unwraps through lies, defamation, false reports, etc, is out of the bag, allow them to then buddy up to Me and have Me in some way make them look good for the bullsh*t they put me through. NEVER. And not only will I NEVER do that, “the state” shouldn’t be allowed a “replacement” to replace Me as a substitute so they can have some type of pride or recognition for what they are, because what they are is criminal trash.

I remember back in 2002, with the culmination of many years of trying to get me out my apartment, to get rid of me through any means necessary, because I was getting loads of attention form people in entertainment, from media organization, from outside the state politicians, who knew of the GREATNESS of THE CP, I remember how once they manipulated Me out of there, my body wasn’t even figuratively cold yet before “the state” tried to replace Me with its substitute “pride”. they tried to kill me, arrest me, convict me, institutionalize me and more, because they couldn’t handle the fact the I AM THE STAR, and they were willing to do all those things to Me, and more, so they could lie to all of you, get rid of Me, replace Me, make Me as though I never existed, just to try to save face, to keep themselves out of prison where they belong, and uphold the pre-determination they decided long ago. The pre-determination that is “the state”. “the state” deserves nothing. “the state” has nothing. “the state” is nothing. Don’t be lured by “the state” into thinking: “Well, we really want THE CP, but they are just dead set against it. They keep throwing this other trash in front of us telling us it’s better, but it’s not even close. They must be delusional. Maybe if we try to appease “the state” by accepting some of it’s trash,errr replacements, then they’ll lighten up on THE CP, because he’s who we really want.” NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Because if you do this, you are playing right into “the states” hands. “the state” knows it has trash. It’s not going to admit it, but it knows it. It’s got nothing to do with “the state” thinking anyone or anything is better than Me. It’s got to do with “the state” wanting to f*ck Me. Over and Over and Over And… Don’t ever try to appease “the state” thinking they will lighten up on their stance on Me, because the reason “the state” does what it does is because they are obsessed with f*cking Me. If I came up with the cure for cancer, “the state” would tell you they have the cure for cancer through a replacement of theirs, and fully knowing they don’t have it, would allow innocent people to die, just as to not give Me credit. Don’t deal with “the state”. “the state” is a bunch of f*cking lunatics. And the truth is, not only have they never had any hold on Me, they most definitely don’t have a hold on Me now because I am not even a resident of “the state” any longer. There is not now, nor has there ever been, any reason to deal with “the state” over Me. And if you do so, you’re only playing into their hand to promote their trash. Don’t be f*cking idiots.

I can identify this not because I am using revisionist history. I knew it then. I knew it before it happened. I knew it because this is my life. This is the game that is played with my life and it has been ever since I can remember. There bottom line is, everything ‘the state” gets or has gotten, in the form of recognition from any of those who it strives to be recognized by, is because of ME. Other groups, those thought of as being unattainable or long shots at best, by people in “the state”, opportunities “the states” sees as “luck” or “once in a lifetime”, that they would kill or run over each other for, or would kill and run over Me for, are a part of my everyday life. But “the state” will never recognize that, because “the state” lives in its own mind, with its own pre-determination of what it takes to achieve something extraordinary, or who it has pre-determined to do what, and has no comprehension of the fact that what it strives so had to reach through manipulation, and those it seeks to have recognize them so badly, are parts of my everyday life. they, “the state”, will just tell you I’m a bum, or make up some other excuse with the help of paper. Because that’s what they do. That’s what they are, and that’s all they’ll ever be.

“the state”, others from the outside know what you’re up to. They’ve known for a long time. And they are only laughing secondly as hard at you as Me.

Now, knowing all of this, I can come up with another reason why I am not on a team when you walk by a field and see me throwing and hitting balls by myself. Because there are two options: 1) I’m not good enough, which, as we all know, if we use our own senses and ignore “the state” is complete bullsh*t, but the excuse “the state” is going to use, no wait, “the states” intellectual term for this is “he sucks”, to brainwash you hoping you never see for yourself.

But the other option is, the reason why I am not playing is because I am soooooooo much better than all of them, that they don’t want Me out there. They would prefer Me to be dead, but wish I would just go play someplace else, in a better league where they wouldn’t be bitches to my dominance. And of course, they all know this. Everyone on that field knows this. But you don’t know this. So the people sitting in the stands or the judges in the courts, or the doctors at the hospital, don’t know this, so when they ask the question, “I heard THE CP is awesome, why isn’t he playing?” the answer from the douche bags on the field isn’t “Because The CP is the most dominant Mf’er ever to don a pair of cleats or swing an arm or a bat and we have no chance”. The answer they get is “Because He sucks. See him over there all by himself. He wasn’t good enough to play with us. We’re the best. See us in our uniforms. He’s a bum. We have a league and everything and he‘s throwing balls to himself.”

See how the story changes? Now if they were face to face with Me, alone, they would give deference to Me being better, or they would say “you suck” knowing it’s not true. But when other people are around, and they know the opportunity doesn’t exist for Me to compete against them at that point in time, they tell people who don’t know any better “He Sucks”. “He’s not good enough” etc, whatever makes them sound better and gets you to stop asking them questions, in a self serving way, so they don‘t get exposed for what they are doing. Because it makes them look good and they use it to try to rid themselves of me and take what is mine. And the truth is, I believe “the state” would be OK if they got Me to play in this upper echelon league, until they thought about what that would mean, because I wouldn’t have to play with them and embarrass them and they wouldn’t have to acknowledge my existence, or even that I am better than all of them if I were in this league, but it wouldn’t work for them, because as soon as I went into this other league, I would become famous again because my skills are so far superior, and jealously and envy and rage would over take “the state” again, and again they would have to show how much better they are and how their “state” endorsed trash is better and we’re right back where we started. Welcome to my high school, college, and professional draft career. Because that’s it in a nutshell.

But, the non-nut shell longer version goes like this: “Sure, it’s ok if THE CP does that (Again, I Don’t See Why I Need Anyones Permission, This Should Be Suspicious Enough), As Long As He Doesn’t Get Too Far (Enlighten Others To His Superiority, Embarrass Us In The Process) As Long As He’s Under Control.(Limited)”

Then, I started thinking. I started thinking about this whole “you suck” thing. And truthfully, the answer only came to me a few weeks ago, because I had never really considered giving imbeciles the benefit of my thinking, and I still didn’t, I just wanted to give myself the benefit of having thought about it. But, it came to Me. The reason why people say “You Suck“. Personally, It’s pretty flattering for people to say it, because you’ve got to be really special for people just to acknowledge you so whole-heartedly, and other famous people can attest to how flattering it is for someone to say “you suck” with such conviction when you’re the one pulling in the $’s. But, the answer came to me. The answer for the reason why people say I suck, when I so obviously don’t, is because: I MAKE INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT FEATS LOOK EASY. So, any piece of trash that sees what I do, who doesn’t have any clue as to how difficult it really is says, “Oh He sucks”. “That’s easy”. “Anyone Can Do That”. And you can’t. All you are doing is explaining how f*cking stupid you are by the mere fact you are saying it and trying to brainwash others into believing this falsity.

An example? If I pick up a baseball, flip it in the air, and hit it 350 feet out of my hand, a f*cking idiot like the one above would say: “Oh, he sucks. That’s easy. Anybody can do that. Nobody is even throwing the ball.” No, you cant. And It’s Not Easy. Try it.

Tell you right now, it’s even more difficult than you think. The wood bats are cracked. The balls are water logged. And there is zero pitch speed to help you. You might hit it to second base. ‘Bout it.

The buh-d’s have it all wrong. The best thing in life that ever happened to the buh-d’s was that I came into their lives. Know why? Because at the moment I came into their lives, the buh-d’s could have disappeared, faded off into oblivion, and nobody would have missed them. And best off all, nobody would have realized how much they suck. But they weren’t even smart enough to do that. Not surprising for people who think that summer school is a required part of the educational curriculum. I never went to summer school. Never had to. Never even took classes in the summer that weren’t required to get ahead. The buh-d’s did though, they needed to, or they’d still be in school. And these are the people who are being allowed to falsify crap against Me. Something isn’t right here.

“I Make Incredibly Difficult Feats Look Easy“. If I made them look more difficult than they are for Me, then maybe I wouldn’t “suck” so much. Maybe if I huffed and puffed a little more or shanked a few on purpose, people would think I’m trying really hard and give Me some credit. But, because I make it look easy, all you can say is “you suck”. No, you Suck. I suck?

Let me tell you something. In the leagues I play in, my friends don’t hit me in the bat with sliders. In my leagues, when I played in “the state” my catchers tipped my pitches to the opposing teams, and my coaches bad mouthed me to everyone with ears in the favor of trash, and somebody from “the state” is going to tell me I suck? You have all these crooked advantages in your favor, and the best thing anyone with an objective eye could say about you, is ’you SUCK”. Because it’s true.

While we’re on this whole “you Suck” thing, not specific to Me, but in general, There is not one phrase in the English language that speaks to the stupidity and ignorance of the person, or people, uttering it more than the phrase “you suck”. Think about it. “you suck” describes absolutely nothing. It has no meaning to it what-so-ever being spoken by people who are obviously even more stupid by their belief that has a meaning. The only one who sucks when you utter “you suck” is you. They should rescind anyone’s college acceptance letter and prevent them from entry eternally at the moment someone they admitted utters the stupidity that is the phrase “you SUCK”. Provided that anyone who utters the phrase “you suck” had an intelligence level sufficient to be admitted to college in the first place. Unless you’re in “the state”, in which case your academic merit and IQ had nothing to do with your getting into university in the first place. That goes a long way to explaining a lot.

Want to know what you should do If I suck? You should go get yourselves some popcorn, a cold tasty beverage, and a pair binoculars. You know why? Because what you're watching is the biggest star in the world and you should enjoy every second of it and “sucks” doesn’t make a dicks worth of difference.

You say: “I SUCK”. I say: “IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER IF I DO” Signed: WGS (THE CP).

Here’s what I think about whenever I watch something from one of the 4 major sports: I think about how happy everyone, especially your “superstar”, is to know they are doing what they do without having to compete with Me. And when I say compete with Me, I don’t just mean compete with Me on the field, I mean having to compete with me in area that is even more important to them. To have to compete with Me for endorsement dollars.

I’m sure that all of you are really disappointed when something happens to Me, or as the way you would describe it, “got myself in trouble” “or f*cked up” or got a record” because this is the excuse you use to keep yourselves relevant and keeps Me away from competing with you on the field or off. You contribute to making it up and making it happen. You go crying to your cop friends, about how “you’ll lose everything” that you need this” and your cop friend goes and files some false charges, get some thugs to maim Me, questions My mental health, trying to jam Me up so that you can try to sneak out a bit more time to take what was never yours to begin with. It’s an old, pathetic game, played by the talentless and pathetic. If that’s the case, you’re admitting The CP is, and always has been, better and that you have been doing this for that very reason. In fact, you have a hand in making it happen. you get scared. You get nervous, because you know you only got to where you are by keeping Me away in the first place, and you sign your big contract, and you get nervous, so you make something else up to keep The CP away, then you sign an endorsement deal, and you get nervous, because you hear The CP coming, and it goes on and on. You career is based on making sure The CP never gets out of the ring of sh*t you created. How does it feel to know your entire career, your entire existence as a human being, is based on having to keep Me away and being a criminal to do it? I’ll tell you, it’s flattering to Me, It’s flattering to know that I am absolutely dominate to all of you in every way, because I know what’s going on. Now, everybody else does, too. But what does this all really come down to? It comes down to one simple fact:

THAT NOT HAVING THE CP AROUND BENEFITS ALL OF you INFINITLY BECAUSE you ALL KNOW THAT IF THE CP WHERE AROUND, IF THE CP WERE ON THAT FIELD TO COMPETE AGAINST you, THE SECOND THE CP WHERE ON THE FIELD, EVERBODIES ATTENTION WOULD SHIFT FROM ALL OF you AND BE DIRECTED TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY ONTO THE CP BECAUSE THE CP IS, AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN, THE BIGGEST STAR IN THE WORLD. AND you DO ALL THE THINGS you DO OUT OF DESPERATION BECAUSE IF THE CP WHERE AROUND, you’d HAVE NOTHING. LIKE you’re GOING TO HAVE. Or Better yet, not going to have.

In other words: your PROFESSIONAL ATHELTES AND ENTERTAINERS NEED TO STOP CASHING MY CHECKS!

Bingo. And not only would I take all the attention from you on the field, I’d take something more important to you off it. Endorsement dollars. All those endorsement deals you get, only because I’m not around, would go directly into my pocket, where they’ve always belonged. Talk about motivation to keep The CP down.

And you know what, all this would still apply, even if I, as you say,”suck”, because I’m a Superstar, it doesn’t matter if I suck.

So what am I saying? I’m saying, take whatever spot you were drafted in from whenever I became draft eligible, and drop it down one spot. So for example, if you were drafted first over all, then you can consider yourself to have been second, because from the point I was eligible, I would have gone before you…..OH EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I GET IN ALL THIS TROUBLE!!!!!…..OHHHH HOW CONVENIENT!!!!!!!! SOMEONE AS SMART AS ME, AS PETIGRED AS ME, SOMEONE WHO HAS PLOTTTED AND PLAN HIS WHOLE LIFE TO PUT HIMSELF IN THE BEST POSITION POSSIBLE FOR SUCCESS, AND I’M NOT ABLE TO CONTROL MYSELF TO KEEP MYSELF IN A POSITON TO BE ABLE TO CAPITALIZE ON ALL THIS HARD WORK!!!! SOMETHING JUST SEEMS TO COME UP ALL THE TIME, THAT I AM OF COURSE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT EMLIMINATES ME AND SOMEHOW UNDESERVINGLY BENFITS ALL OF you. WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!!

Something is wrong here. Something doesn’t make sense. Something is suspicious.

All you are “local hero‘s” is not ME. That’s all your value is. You’re Not ME. Just a cheap imitation used by “the state” to try to get everybody to forget about Me, so they don’t have to answer questions they don’t want to. The biggest claim to life you have is that you are not Me. That’s all you are. Not Me. You’ll never be recognized in life for anything other than trying to replace Me. You are NOTHING.

And they see nothing wrong with this. Because this is how “the state” operates. In fact, doing things like this would get you rewarded in “the state”. Don’t be “the states” f*cking idiot.

I don’t like the fact that on 9/11/2001, Osama bin laden decided to do something that took attention away from Me. That’s why he’s dead. And you can thank the Patriot act for it. The Patriot Act is the biggest piece of sh*t law ever instituted, well maybe next to disorderly conduct. Why? Because idiots with badges don’t understand what it is or how to use it. The Patriot Act DOES NOT allow the fraternity to violate everybody’s rights and allow the fraternity to do whatever it wants to anyone it wants. It doesn’t suspend the constitution and allow animals to go around harassing everyone and anyone they want under the guise of national security. In fact, all of the problems I’ve experienced with the fraternity, at least to a point of action, occured after the Patriot Act due to the fraternity and “the state” “misunderstanding” and blatant disregard for what the law is intended to do. In fact, at the institution of the Patriot Act, and the subsequent meeting held by “the state” and the fraternity to disclose its proper use, I would venture to say that the discussion went something like this:

Justice Rep: Attetion! Fraternity and other legal representatives. We are holding this meeting to today to present you with information about the newest tool we have to fight terrorism after the tragic events that occurred on September 11, 2001. This tool is called “The Patriot Act” and its powers now enable us to circumvent some of the previous road blocks that once prevented us, based on the constitution, from investigating, seeking information, intelligence gathering, and arresting people based on the threat we perceive them to pose to national security. The Patri…

Fraternity 1: “Wow!!! AWESOME!! So you mean now we don’t need probably cause or any of that other crap to go around harassing and arresting people in the United States!!!!”

Justice Rep: “Well, No. The Patriot Act is meant to counteract terrorism. It is a tool to use against terrorists who would want to do this country and it’s people harm. You can’t just go around doing whatever you want to anybody you want to. That’s not what it’s for.”

Fraternity 2: “OH MY COLONEL!!! Now, we can go around and get back at anybody we want and say that this “Patriot Act” is the reason why!!!!. Now, I can go after all those people of different nationalities and ethnicities that I dislike and not have to worry about getting in trouble for it. BECAUSE NOW, WE DON’T NEED A REASON TO HARRASS OR ARREST ANYBODY!!!”

Justice Rep: “No! No!. That’s Not What I Said! The Patriot Act Is To Use Against Terrorists. You Cant just go around violating people rights and say it’s because of The Patriot Act.

Fraternity 1” “Yeah!!! That’s Exactly what he’s saying!!!. This is incredible!!! I can’t tell you how long we’ve waited for this!!! All those pesky constitutional right were always getting in the way of us doing our jobs!!! But now this Patriot Act has made our lives soooooo much better!!!! I cant wait to get out there!!! Where’s That CP??!!!!

Justice Rep: No!!!! That’s Not What I’m saying at all!!!!

Fraternity 2: “Thanks Justice Rep. Thanks for finally seeing things our way. This Patriot Act is sure going to help up stop a lot of crime. Cant wait to get out there and use it. I hear there are a bunch of people walking in the streets, yelling, flipping middle fingers, and complaining about all the lives we ruin and our corruption. This tool will sure help us get them back for it! Can’t wait to stop all this crime. That’s what I got into this job for.”

Justice Rep: No, that’s not what it’s for. The act is intended…Oh…This is hopeless. Ok. Yeah Sure. That’s What the Patriot Act Is For. Go Out There And Fight All That Crime Guys. Get All Those “Terrorist”. (We’ll Just Fix It After The Fact. Just Force Everyone To Plea And Tell Them Those Convictions Will Eventually Be Expunged.)

So, See? It kind of makes Me wonder why all these things happened to Me after the institution of this Patriot Act because this act specifically gave these manipulating animals the tools they needed not to fight terrorism, but to harass, falsely prosecute, and manipulate the justice system. It allowed the fraternity to go after anyone who gave them problems or opposed them, by suspending people constitutional rights. And even with the knowledge that this was going on, the courts weren’t going to do anything about it. They weren’t going to disclose it was happening or fix it or admit to it. They just swept it under the rug and carried on under the guise of justice. Disgusting and Pathetic.

The Patriot Act is a terrific idea in theory. And an effective tool against terrorism if used for its intended purpose, but when brought to “the state” level, it is perverted and manipulated by “the state” and fraternity for nothing other than crime against those they have a vendetta against.

But it’s not all about the Patriot Act. You know how many mornings I wake up and wish Osama bin laden was still alive just so I could shove my c*ck down his f*cking throat? A lot. Because the day this prick decided to fly those planes into those buildings he might as well have given the buh-d’s box cutter, plane tickets, and some awful piloting lessons into my life. Why? Because as soon as those planes hit those towers, the focus of investigators became everything to do with terrorists, and anything that had to do with mafia, and corrupt states, and domestic criminals came second. Now, second to anything, or last, is exactly where the buh-ds belong, but to have what I write here demoted to secondary because of a towel wearing sand monkey is not acceptable.

If I could just spontaneously materialize myself into the center of the Middle East, I’d grab each one of those dress wearing, no life having, ass bearded assh*les by the back of their necks, drive their heads into the ground, and scream at them: “THERE’S NO GOD IN THIS DIRT!!!!!” They either suffer from a massive case of mental illness passed down through generations or are too fucking stupid, also passed down in the same manner, to have learned that through centuries, F*CKING CENTURIES!!!!, of fighting each other and killing each other and causing trouble all over the world, that they are fighting over dirt…because they believe God to be there. They believe God is in the dirt. Think about that. It’s the “holy land”. GO F*CK yourselves!!!!!!!! HERE’S MY HOLY MIDDLE FINGER!!!! GET F*CKING LIVES!!!!!!!

THERE’S NO GOD IN THAT DIRT. GOD’S GOT you BY THE BACK OF THE NECK!

All this f*cking trouble over some douche bags. Like this faggot Muhammad. First of all…F*CK Muhammad. Second of all, I’ve got a prophecy for all of you Muhammad-ites. You F*ckers better stop causing sh*t. Because I’ll take your little Muhammad and I’ll jerk off all over his face. No better yet, I’ll have one of your wives, with the veils they all look the same anyways, and have her jerk Me off all over his face. And then you know what I’ll do? I’ll take that picture of Muhammad All Covered In My C P-Ness….AND I’LL POST IT ON THIS SITE. Ohhhhh, I’ll Do It. Which should be fine by all of you sand monkey’s because his face will still be covered.

This Patriot Act was as if the devil had sent it up from hell himself and given it as a gift to the fraternity, the buh-d’s, & “the state”. And quite honestly, it was quite the blow to Me at the time. Why? It was because what the Patriot Act did was give the fraternity, the buh-d’s, & the state , inadvertently, the one weapon it needed against Me that it never thought it would have. Inadvertently, The Patriot Act, constructed because of that f*cking towel wearing scumbag that crashed those planes into those buildings on September 11^th, gave the buh-d’s the one thing, and the only thing, they could ever use against Me: A LAW THAT ALLOWED PEOPLE TO BE ARRESTED AND PROSECUTED FOR HAVING NOT COMMITED ANY CRIME MANIPULATED AND DISTORTED BY FRATERNITIES AND LOCAL LAWYERS TO CHARGE PEOPLE WHO WERE COMPLETELY INNOCENT OF EVERYTHING, EVEN THINGS THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT THE ACT WAS CREATED FOR.

It was as though the devil had opened a little doorway in hell that allowed just the buh-d’s, “the state”, and the fraternity to walk through and then come back out with this Patriot Act as a gift to them. And they used this gift. And they used the F*ck out if it.

It was as if the devil took out his tiny dick, tried to bend Me over, while telling Me “Don’t Worry, It Will Be Expunged Later.” Or something like that.

But then GOD sent a gift to Me, and it all turned around. Because on November 15, 2009 that all changed. Because on that day, my grandfather was found dead, alone, in his house. Well, alone of course after the people who killed him had left, but alone none the less. And, aside from my own existence, this is the greatest gift that GOD, or even grandpa, could have given Me. Because while his death is tragic, if he had to go, he couldn’t have picked a better way then to be found dead in his house with no one else around. Of course, after the people who killed him had left. And we’ll get into this, and the reason for it, in a bit. But for now, lets just call it the “Great Grandpa Equalizer + 1“.

People say: “CP, you should be awfully afraid that the fraternity will retaliate against you for saying all these things about them.” I say: “you mean all these true things? No, I’m not scared at all. Not one bit. Know why? Because if anything should happen to Me, there isn’t going to be one person anywhere in the world who doesn’t think the fraternity did it. Hell, if someone other then the fraternity did it, there still wouldn’t be anyone anywhere in the world who didn’t think the fraternity did it. So, I feel real safe. And it would be my strong suggestion that I am kept nice and fluffy.”

That’s what I say.

Maybe the problem is that you just don’t understand. You know, when GOD (Real GOD. Not This Bull Sh*t That Apparently Sets Up Shop In The Grains Of Sand In The Middle East) thought people didn’t understand, He sent the 10 Commandments so that there was absolutely no confusion as to what He meant. I Guess I should do the same.

So, here, for the First time, are My 10 Commandments.

The 10 Commandments Of The CP.